got caught jackin

[slacker]

Do you feel dirty?

I feel a little dirty lol   

[Doug_Steele]

I feel a little dirty lol   

Only cause you got caught. 

[slacker]

Only cause you got caught. 

gigitty gigitty

[Doug_Steele]

gigitty gigitty

We have all gotten caught!! 

[240 is Back]

a good girl will catch you and run right in to finish the job.

wait, or a bad girl.  i get those confused.

[pellius]

Were you able to go to completion?

[slacker]

Were you able to go to completion?

I was in the process it was making its way down the tunbe she turned her back and I shot A load across the room.  I really need a steam cleaner.

[pedro01]

My missus is always rubbing them out. She loves vibrators - she must have 6 or 7 now. There's just some things one human can't do to another - such as vibrating a clit at 7000rpm.

The only downside is that if she's knocked 2 or 3 out in the day time, it takes a huge effort to get her finish when we have sex later on. Plus she never pre-warns me that she's already popped a few out because she knows I might just sort myself out. Fairs fair after all

We both jerk off - it's natural. Sometimes you just want to cum and not go through the whole sex thing. I often help her out with a titty suck whilst she brings herself off with the vibe. In return I get a BJ.

Even then, I still need my occasional internet porn wank and she's fine with that & leaves me to it.

It's a natural thing (well, except the batteries and all that)

[clued-up]

There's just some things one human can't do to another - such as vibrating a clit at 7000rpm.

I can do that. 

[HTexan]

Were you watching kinky porn?

[gordiano]

If she was doing her job, you would not have to rub one off while on the couch. 

Listen to this man.

And btw, Slacker, don't feel bad about it. Don't let her make you feel like an asshole for jerking off.

If she gives you shit, well, tell her this....

My options are:

1) you fuck me, therefore I won't need to jerk.

2) I jerk off, no harm done

3) I fuck someone else


MEN HAVE NEEDS!

[pellius]

Were you watching kinky porn?

Well, as implied by the first post he was on GetBig. Depending on the thread, it could count as kinky porn.

[slacker]

Try posting a picture of yourself on this board...you will feel "loads" better about the whole jerking off thing after we humiliate and degrade you for a being a fat bastard who has more curves than dolly parton.

p.s.   get well soon.   

thanks for the support

[gordiano]

My missus is always rubbing them out. She loves vibrators - she must have 6 or 7 now. There's just some things one human can't do to another - such as vibrating a clit at 7000rpm.

The only downside is that if she's knocked 2 or 3 out in the day time, it takes a huge effort to get her finish when we have sex later on. Plus she never pre-warns me that she's already popped a few out because she knows I might just sort myself out. Fairs fair after all

We both jerk off - it's natural. Sometimes you just want to cum and not go through the whole sex thing. I often help her out with a titty suck whilst she brings herself off with the vibe. In return I get a BJ.

Even then, I still need my occasional internet porn wank and she's fine with that & leaves me to it.

It's a natural thing (well, except the batteries and all that)

While I agree with you, this post could backfire on you. Hope you don't have any enemies.....

[heavyNbasic]

Alexis Texas is porn star

Best hole in porn, bar none. 

[heavyNbasic]

You should start listening to Howard Stern when she's within' earshot.  He's a highly successful man, and married to a model.  He's always talking about wacking off like it's no big thing.  If a woman hears that an alpha male like Stern openly does it frequently, she'll be much more accepting of it.  It worked for me.  I used to try to hide my pullin' from my spouse.  I started leaving Stern on throughout the day, and she often heard him talk about the joys of wackin' off, and that Beth O was fine with it.  My girl has totally opened up to the fact that I'm gonna pull when I wann pull, and it's only normal.  Now i will sometimes leave my pull cream and hand towel laying around, and she doesn't bat an eye.  It also helps greatly to convince her that a lot of the loads were dedicated to her.  She'll be flattered.

I also remember reading that pullin' will help increase test production.  I've alluded to that before, and told her it will help me retain my youthfulness.   Whatever works.

[Parker]

You should have look at her and said, "What, I'm jackin for beats." And turned back and went to town (75 rpms).

[Mr Nobody]

You gotta find a girl who understands jacking off is necessary to male sanity.

X2 Traps my girl knows I do = no problem

[fluffy]

if i ever caught a girl using a dildo i would slap to her face and tell her to get the fuck out. fingering isn't a big deal though.

Having a ramen noodle dick creates great dildo envy, I guess.  
Why not take one of the other holes and give her the DP of her life?

[V Man]

.......

[d0nny2600]

if i ever caught a girl using a dildo i would slap to her face and tell her to get the fuck out. fingering isn't a big deal though.

All you need now is to find a girl

[kiwiol]

My girl just got me rubbing one out on the couch.  She went upstairs and hasn't come down yet. I think she is either mad or disgusted  lol

Feel like I did  something wrong now

Don't go upstairs. Just yell from downstairs, "If you're tired, I'll wank into a cup and leave it in the fridge. You can drink it in the morning."

Never stop being a Getbigger.

[Mr Nobody]

if i ever caught a girl using a dildo i would slap to her face and tell her to get the fuck out. fingering isn't a big deal though.

Now why is this? Women like masturbation as well

[NCNPC29]

Try posting a picture of yourself on this board...you will feel "loads" better about the whole jerking off thing after we humiliate and degrade you for a being a fat bastard who has more curves than dolly parton.

p.s.   get well soon.   

outed

Translation  = Please Please Please post a picture of yourself. I have been dreaming about what you look like ever since I read the title to this thread. I need new material for when I have my naughty time.

[Alexander D]

Feel like I did  something wrong now

You did! You should have jerked off on her face!

-A DUB