Author Topic: What is the best way to dispose of a body?  (Read 13380 times)

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Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
« Reply #75 on: January 23, 2010, 09:10:30 PM »
lol, i didn't even think about Aus. Good point. Where else on earth can you buy farms that are over 1 million acres. Lots of shit actually goes on in the outback. Military testing and stuff. So much space, so little people. You can get away with pretty much anything out there.

Exactly!! Australia is a great country and has shown me a way to make even more money. The only problem is that i have no clue about the Outback in Australia.
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Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
« Reply #76 on: January 23, 2010, 09:12:56 PM »
I'm an Aussie, so i could help out a bit.
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Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
« Reply #77 on: January 23, 2010, 09:14:46 PM »
I'm an Aussie, so i could help out a bit.

Progress my friend.  ;D Hell, if "I" was in the outback, then i would be the one dead. Australia also has a good amount of Crocs too....
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Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
« Reply #78 on: January 23, 2010, 09:18:36 PM »
I'm an Aussie, so i could help out a bit.

You could bring your Commodore with the little flags on it.

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Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
« Reply #79 on: January 23, 2010, 09:21:46 PM »
haha yes, my ute with the massive truck bull bar, 6ft tall antennas and huge mud flaps at the back.
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Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
« Reply #80 on: January 23, 2010, 09:23:55 PM »
 8)

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Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
« Reply #81 on: January 23, 2010, 09:25:51 PM »
haha yes, my ute with the massive truck bull bar, 6ft tall antennas and huge mud flaps at the back.
gotta have it don't want no roos flying through the windscreen

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Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
« Reply #82 on: January 23, 2010, 09:27:02 PM »
Yeah, that way you can just run over any form of animal and it won't even dent the car.  8)
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Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
« Reply #83 on: January 23, 2010, 09:27:29 PM »
Dog in a ute muster gonna be a big one this year.

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Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
« Reply #84 on: January 23, 2010, 09:28:48 PM »
 8)

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Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
« Reply #85 on: January 23, 2010, 09:31:17 PM »
Epic lightening about to crackle the cane fields.

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Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
« Reply #86 on: January 23, 2010, 09:32:43 PM »
well i think we found the best way to dispose of a body...........just hit the mofo at about 100km with that beast and there would be nothing left of him.
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Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
« Reply #87 on: January 23, 2010, 09:37:26 PM »
No doubt about it...

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Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
« Reply #88 on: January 23, 2010, 09:39:39 PM »
not gonna read 4 pages to see if anyone said it...but burn the body with tires....
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Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
« Reply #89 on: January 23, 2010, 09:41:33 PM »
Sweet mate.  Treadplate bed and you'll be right.

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Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
« Reply #90 on: January 23, 2010, 09:42:19 PM »
not gonna read 4 pages to see if anyone said it...but burn the body with tires....

Burning was tabled as an option.  Why tires?

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Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
« Reply #91 on: January 23, 2010, 09:44:51 PM »
Burning was tabled as an option.  Why tires?

covers the smell of burning flesh
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Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
« Reply #92 on: January 23, 2010, 09:45:45 PM »
Burning was tabled as an option.  Why tires?

tires burn at a much higher temperature....you can burn a body 4 days with gasoline and there will still be bones & teeth....It all goes away with tires involved...
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Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
« Reply #93 on: January 24, 2010, 01:08:20 AM »
Whatever you do don't use lighter fluid and a Jaguar.
hahahaha poor titus
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Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
« Reply #94 on: January 24, 2010, 01:10:54 AM »
8)


thats a fucking awesome end of the world zombie killing machine. Won't be able to drive on the zombies tho.
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Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
« Reply #95 on: January 24, 2010, 11:19:41 AM »
Do it like the mexican cartel ...

stew = in a drum full of acid...

thats what they call it..

they just caught a big cartel boss in mexico
part of the zetas organization...

he is being charged with 300 stews  :-\
evidence ?? no bodies were ever recovered... :-\

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Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
« Reply #96 on: January 24, 2010, 02:07:39 PM »
Do it like the mexican cartel ...

stew = in a drum full of acid...

thats what they call it..

they just caught a big cartel boss in mexico
part of the zetas organization...

he is being charged with 300 stews  :-\
evidence ?? no bodies were ever recovered... :-\
yeah, check this out.
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/2201097/posts
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Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
« Reply #97 on: January 25, 2010, 07:53:49 AM »
tires smoke like a guy. why draw attention to yourself by creating a smoke signal?

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Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
« Reply #98 on: January 25, 2010, 08:14:36 AM »
The cane fields in Hawaii are the best.  They are routinely caught on fire.  Also, don't feed two 400+ pound tigers me for 3 days and throw an asshole in the cage with them me naked.  They I will even lick the cement clean as a whistle.

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Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
« Reply #99 on: January 25, 2010, 08:36:54 AM »
Wait until there is a burial planned at the local cemetery. That night,dig another 3 feet in the grave that has already been prepared for the morning burial. Throw the body in and cover it. The next morning they will lower a coffin over it and fill the hole.

Body gone

Scary, because I worked in a cemetery and this would have always been my method of choice. And I realized that back 15yrs ago when I worked in the cemetery, long before "Dexter" ever appeared.