Paco seems like a very nice guy , I don't get why Kyomu giggles like a Japanese school girl about anything Paco says .
Translation :
Paco:These are the hills of Santa Coloma
Kyomu:(japanese giggles ,ehaghhehohoo)
Paco:these stairs are a classic.
Kyomu:(japanese giggles ,ehaghhehohoo)
Paco : they work pretty good for cardio and my legs.
Kyomu:(japanese giggles ,ehaghhehohoo)
After the first climb
Paco :I'm Rocky Balboa (Rocky music)
Kyomu:(japanese giggles ,ehaghhehohoo)
Paco: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
Kyomu: ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
Paco: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
Kyomu: ok lets go.(japanese giggles ) I put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
Paco: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
Kyomu: haha, ok, u know that turns me on. i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
Paco: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
Kyomu : No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
Paco: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They fucking charge your ass.
Kyomu: stop, cmon be serious. (scared japanese giggles )
Paco: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
Kyomu : thats it.
Paco: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as...to be continued after Kyomu's Meltdown.
