My former spouse has the same spending habits and has never even sniffed a strip club. Well, not exactly. lol
I've been to a few with my crew, but it's never been my thing. Most times, I'll sit and just chat...when the girls come over offering their services, I make them do quarter turns to show me what they're working with. I always negotiate the prices, too, if I'm getting some dances.
I'd rather spend a few minutes on Facebook picking up some random ho for a quickie.