Everybody wanna be a cagefighter...

[gordiano]

Slacker lay off the crack, 90% don't make shit for fighting.

Sadly, this is true.

[slacker]

Fly to Saskatoon, and "lets get it on" (no homo)

I dont think you would want to do that fool.  I guarantee Ill break your face and put you in a fucking coma.  You see Im not your typical Internet tough guy.  I actually got the size and the skill to back it up.   So if you really want  a piece of me pm me your address and Ill be sure to stop on my way back to Ontario. Now dont be a pussy and back out or be a bitch and make jokes if you truly want some of this  just let me know

[Coach is Back!]

I dont think you would want to do that fool.  I guarantee Ill break your face and put you in a fucking coma.  You see Im not your typical Internet tough guy.  I actually got the size and the skill to back it up.   So if you really want  a piece of me pm me your address and Ill be sure to stop on my way back to Ontario. Now dont be a pussy and back out or be a bitch and make jokes if you truly want some of this  just let me know

And here we go.......if I had a dollar

[11venthhour]

how many fights have actually occurred outside of the forums with the members?

[Coach is Back!]

how many fights have actually occurred outside of the forums with the members?

None that I know of.

[slacker]

how many fights have actually occurred outside of the forums with the members?

most likely none. However I am going to the Arnold classic and I am going to wear a sweater with my name on it  so all the fucking shit talkers can see me coming. However I know they wont say shit because I had a beef with POS back in the day from GETBIG and when I saw him at the classic he was kissing my ass like they all do.  You see I know I fuck around alot on here and I post some silly pics but the truth is Im a big mother fucker who grew up in the gym and on the streets.   Ive boxed pro and had 35 MMA fights.   If I were to reveal my real identity you would all kiss my ass

[pellius]

most likely none. However I am going to the Arnold classic and I am going to wear a sweater with my name on it  so all the fucking shit talkers can see me coming. However I know they wont say shit because I had a beef with POS back in the day from GETBIG and when I saw him at the classic he was kissing my ass like they all do.  You see I know I fuck around alot on here and I post some silly pics but the truth is Im a big mother fucker who grew up in the gym and on the streets.   Ive boxed pro and had 35 MMA fights.   If I were to reveal my real identity you would all kiss my ass

Kimbo?

[ChristopherA]

More like everyone that watches the reality show thinks they could be a cagefighter. Jeez the show did miracles for the UFCs popularity but all the tools that have come outa the woodwork trainin to be fighters, gimme a break! My Irish juicehead buddy whos obviouslly a hothead, started trainin for MMA several years ago. His physique suffered from all the cardio, he broke a wrist and a ankle, and hes got an 0-2 record to show for it! But hes an MMa fighter and he lets everyone know it. Sure there are many such stories out there

[slacker]

Kimbo?

nope.  I went bare knuckle with Kimbo in Miami back in 99 and i whipped him bad.  he hits like a brick   ill give him that

[Coach is Back!]

nope.  I went bare knuckle with Kimbo in Miami back in 99 and i whipped him bad.  he hits like a brick   ill give him that

Oh God...this is taking Getbig to whole new level of delusion

[11venthhour]

most likely none. However I am going to the Arnold classic and I am going to wear a sweater with my name on it  so all the fucking shit talkers can see me coming. However I know they wont say shit because I had a beef with POS back in the day from GETBIG and when I saw him at the classic he was kissing my ass like they all do.  You see I know I fuck around alot on here and I post some silly pics but the truth is Im a big mother fucker who grew up in the gym and on the streets.   Ive boxed pro and had 35 MMA fights.   If I were to reveal my real identity you would all kiss my ass

man at least you are original

[Coach is Back!]

most likely none. However I am going to the Arnold classic and I am going to wear a sweater with my name on it  so all the fucking shit talkers can see me coming. However I know they wont say shit because I had a beef with POS back in the day from GETBIG and when I saw him at the classic he was kissing my ass like they all do.  You see I know I fuck around alot on here and I post some silly pics but the truth is Im a big mother fucker who grew up in the gym and on the streets.   Ive boxed pro and had 35 MMA fights.   If I were to reveal my real identity you would all kiss my ass

35 MMA fights? Really......thats more than just about any MMA fighter in the world. Alright coward hiding behind the keyboard, what's your name, we can easily find your record on sherdog. If you have had that many fights YOU WILL be in there.

[slacker]

35 MMA fights? Really......thats more than just about any MMA fighter in the world. Alright coward hiding behind the keyboard, what's your name, we can easily find your record on sherdog. If you have had that many fights YOU WILL be in there.

are you so fucking stupid and delusional I WILL NOT POST MY PICTURE SO IF I GIVE YOU MY NAME AND YOU CHECK MY RECORD YOU WILL THEN KNOW WHO I AM AND YOU WILL FIND MANY PICS OF ME ON GOOGLE AND EVEN SOME MATCHES ON YOUTUBE.  So if I am attempting to remain anonymous on this board then why would I do that you dumb fucking idiot who cant seem to grasp what I am saying

[11venthhour]

are you so fucking stupid and delusional I WILL NOT POST MY PICTURE SO IF I GIVE YOU MY NAME AND YOU CHECK MY RECORD YOU WILL THEN KNOW WHO I AM AND YOU WILL FIND MANY PICS OF ME ON GOOGLE AND EVEN SOME MATCHES ON YOUTUBE.  So if I am attempting to remain anonymous on this board then why would I do that you dumb fucking idiot who cant seem to grasp what I am saying

the only thing to grasp is either your lying or your a hypocrite.

is this how you get jollies? you post for for about a week like a normal person (at least for getbig) then you make some outlandish claim, and then disappear.

[slacker]

I dont lie and  I dont "disappear"   stupid I leave for extended periods because my career takes me on the road and I dont have time to play with you kids. 

And how am I a hypocrite

[Coach is Back!]

are you so fucking stupid and delusional I WILL NOT POST MY PICTURE SO IF I GIVE YOU MY NAME AND YOU CHECK MY RECORD YOU WILL THEN KNOW WHO I AM AND YOU WILL FIND MANY PICS OF ME ON GOOGLE AND EVEN SOME MATCHES ON YOUTUBE.  So if I am attempting to remain anonymous on this board then why would I do that you dumb fucking idiot who cant seem to grasp what I am saying

So whats the matter with exposing yourself? What do you have to hide? Personally I think your bullshitting. If your can brag about everything you say and continue to say you should at least prove it. I've proved all of my claims about Rampage, Kongo, Jay Silva, Brad Blackburn, Dave Robert and Hector ramirez....I have nothing to hide, so I challenge you to PROVE IT!

[11venthhour]

you said you don't post pics online or give info on who you are. presuming you are telling the truth about your info and telling us how to look you up, you are essentially "giving yourself up" so to speak.

well obviously you do not phisically disappear, you just do not post after being "exposed" for extended periods of time.

[slacker]

So whats the matter with exposing yourself? What do you have to hide? Personally I think your bullshitting. If your can brag about everything you say and continue to say you should at least prove it. I've proved all of my claims about Rampage, Kongo, Jay Silva, Brad Blackburn, Dave Robert and Hector ramirez....I have nothing to hide, so I challenge you to PROVE IT!

oh no \i was called out by some homo on the internet.  lol  Laugh my fucking ass off.  Ill tell you what. the next time I am hanging out with some of my friends from the UFC or pride  Ill take some photos for you. Now I wont be in them.   But ill get frank or someone to hold a note that says slacker says suck my dick JME    You see I try to live a private life now and I run a business which has nothing to do with MMA so I try to keep that separate from my regular life now

[Coach is Back!]

Hey Slacker, I know ALOT of people in MMA and the UFC, PM your name so I can ask around. I promise it will be between us. Seriously.

[slacker]

you said you don't post pics online or give info on who you are. presuming you are telling the truth about your info and telling us how to look you up, you are essentially "giving yourself up" so to speak.

well obviously you do not phisically disappear, you just do not post after being "exposed" for extended periods of time.

I do not disapear lady I just get busy and I dont have the time to play online.   When I was training at Big Bear I had no internet at all.

[slacker]

Hey Slacker, I know ALOT of people in MMA and the UFC, PM your name so I can ask around. I promise it will be between us. Seriously.

oh sure I know I can trust you because wwee ar such good friends. Give me your name Ill call a couple of pps and if they approve of you Ill give you my name

[Coach is Back!]

oh no \i was called out by some homo on the internet.  lol  Laugh my fucking ass off.  Ill tell you what. the next time I am hanging out with some of my friends from the UFC or pride  Ill take some photos for you. Now I wont be in them.   But ill get frank or someone to hold a note that says slacker says suck my dick JME    You see I try to live a private life now and I run a business which has nothing to do with MMA so I try to keep that separate from my regular life now

Who do know in the UFC slacker? Tell you what, PM me your name and I can send a text to Joe Silva right this second to verify. You know Joe Silva right? After 35 fights you should.

[slacker]

Who do know in the UFC slacker? Tell you what, PM me your name and I can send a text to Joe Silva right this second to verify. You know Joe Silva right? After 35 fights you should.

Why would I know joe     I said I had 35 MMA fights I never said I fought once in the UFC or Pride or any other national venue.   You idiots assume you know shit and start calling people out.  You have the choice to PM me and Ill ask my contacts who you ar first

[Coach is Back!]

oh sure I know I can trust you because wwee ar such good friends. Give me your name Ill call a couple of pps and if they approve of you Ill give you my name

My name is Joe Marino, I'm the S&C coach for Rampage Jackson, Cheick Kongo, Jay Silva, Brad Blackburn, Dave Roberts and Hector "Sickdog" Ramirez and I own MPF Training Systems located in Huntington Beach, Ca. My phone is 714-000-0000.

www.mpftrainingsystems.c om

[11venthhour]

I do not disapear lady I just get busy and I dont have the time to play online.   When I was training at Big Bear I had no internet at all.

training at big bear