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pass piss test ( THC )
« on: January 26, 2010, 09:58:27 AM »
ok, besides just not partaking for a month, which is not an option, what's the best way to pass a simple panel piss test if you know THC is in your system?

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Re: pass piss test ( THC )
« Reply #1 on: January 26, 2010, 10:04:17 AM »
ok, besides just not partaking for a month, which is not an option, what's the best way to pass a simple panel piss test if you know THC is in your system?



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Re: pass piss test ( THC )
« Reply #2 on: January 26, 2010, 10:04:52 AM »
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Re: pass piss test ( THC )
« Reply #3 on: January 26, 2010, 10:08:12 AM »
Don't smoke dope.

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Re: pass piss test ( THC )
« Reply #4 on: January 26, 2010, 10:08:31 AM »
Use insulin and glycerol.

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Re: pass piss test ( THC )
« Reply #5 on: January 26, 2010, 10:10:31 AM »

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Re: pass piss test ( THC )
« Reply #6 on: January 26, 2010, 10:11:56 AM »

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Re: pass piss test ( THC )
« Reply #7 on: January 26, 2010, 10:13:32 AM »

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Re: pass piss test ( THC )
« Reply #8 on: January 26, 2010, 10:49:55 AM »
get the whizzinaztor or similiar.

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Re: pass piss test ( THC )
« Reply #9 on: January 26, 2010, 10:53:11 AM »
detox drink, usually fairly cheap around $20, can find at any headshop. has always worked for me and my friends.

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Re: pass piss test ( THC )
« Reply #10 on: January 26, 2010, 11:01:50 AM »
Haha love the handle "blazer"

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Re: pass piss test ( THC )
« Reply #11 on: January 26, 2010, 02:58:35 PM »
detox drink, usually fairly cheap around $20, can find at any headshop. has always worked for me and my friends.

x2 Lots of water, Cranberry juice.

THC stores in the fat cells, so the more BF you hold, the more likely you are to fail.  :-X

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Re: pass piss test ( THC )
« Reply #12 on: January 26, 2010, 03:56:45 PM »
your best option would be to quit for 2 weeks or so, if you do allot of cardio and drink tons of water, especially the day of the test you may pass with flying colors. I went through this 2 summers ago, had a new job, quit for 30 days, then I found out I had to take a hair test....I freaked out, I was shaving my head that summer so after being clean for 45 days or so and head shaving I luckily passed the test.

You can buy THC test kits at the local drugstore.....I have done the quit for 2 weeks routine in the past and that worked.

It also depends, are you lean or do you have allot of bodyfat, leaner people will test clean quicker.

You can also buy a detox kit on the internet( they consist of a viatmin formula and they cost about $150), most piss panel tests can detect those carbo-blocker drinks these days.

I have been a chronic daily smoker for 20+ years, your only real option is to back off for 2 weeks and overload on water.

you could also put clean piss in a condom, tape it to your ball bag and squezze it into the test cup, but most times they watch you piss.

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Re: pass piss test ( THC )
« Reply #13 on: January 26, 2010, 04:52:48 PM »

you could also put clean piss in a condom, tape it to your ball bag and squezze it into the test cup, but most times they watch you piss.

Good luck...

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What happens when they see a condom attached to your sack?  :-X

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Re: pass piss test ( THC )
« Reply #14 on: January 27, 2010, 06:39:18 AM »
LOL

What happens when they see a condom attached to your sack?  :-X

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Re: pass piss test ( THC )
« Reply #15 on: January 27, 2010, 06:43:45 AM »
you can buy artificial urine that you heat up in the microwave, then you have about 90 mins to fill the cup or the temp will be off. google it

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Re: pass piss test ( THC )
« Reply #16 on: January 27, 2010, 07:06:17 AM »
God forbid you don't smoke for a month.

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Re: pass piss test ( THC )
« Reply #17 on: January 27, 2010, 07:29:58 AM »
Is it legal to be watched while pissing?

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Re: pass piss test ( THC )
« Reply #18 on: January 27, 2010, 08:31:28 AM »
besides just not partaking for a month, which is not an option


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why bother...you'll get fired in a month anyway......


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Re: pass piss test ( THC )
« Reply #19 on: January 27, 2010, 08:36:13 AM »
Is it legal to be watched while pissing?

they don't literally watch you, but they do stand by with usually the door opened or cracked.

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Re: pass piss test ( THC )
« Reply #20 on: January 27, 2010, 09:24:52 AM »
use someone elses piss

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Re: pass piss test ( THC )
« Reply #21 on: January 27, 2010, 09:40:19 AM »
use someone elses piss



Hahaha,Lawrence Taylor did that when he played for the Giants and the piss he used failed the test anyway!

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Re: pass piss test ( THC )
« Reply #22 on: January 27, 2010, 09:52:18 AM »
Lots of water
B vitamins
creatine
workout and hopefully have a fast metabolism

if that doesnt work use a flush drink

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Re: pass piss test ( THC )
« Reply #23 on: January 27, 2010, 11:38:27 AM »
those flush drinka re not reliable especially is you need the job. there are ways. pm for advice.

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Re: pass piss test ( THC )
« Reply #24 on: January 27, 2010, 01:07:56 PM »
those flush drinka re not reliable especially is you need the job. there are ways. pm for advice.

never failed me, it gives you about a 3 hour window. your fault if you fucked it up retard.