Author Topic: The Heir to My Hottest Friend Throne (Read 6239 times)

disturbia · « **Reply #25 on:** January 30, 2010, 02:11:42 PM »

Quote from: Doug_Steele on January 30, 2010, 02:09:36 PM

Why are you not taking these women out??

dude my mental instability would not allow me to deal with a woman on a long term basis

I am good for 3 hour relationships and am aware of that. I wouldnt subject a woman to my issues.

slacker · « **Reply #26 on:** January 30, 2010, 02:13:24 PM »

Quote from: JimmyJam1974 on January 30, 2010, 02:03:30 PM

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN - BALD EAGLE JONES??

does she shave

JimmyJam1974 · « **Reply #27 on:** January 30, 2010, 02:14:05 PM »

Quote from: slacker on January 30, 2010, 02:13:24 PM

does she shave

BALD?

disturbia · « **Reply #28 on:** January 30, 2010, 02:14:15 PM »

not a nude but

240 is Back · « **Reply #29 on:** January 30, 2010, 02:14:18 PM »

Ya see I'd be a good listener so she'd treat me like a sister and soon I'd become
That trusted friend that cares that rubs her back and braids her hair
No it wouldn't be a week before I'm in her underwear

one of the great songs of all time... Bloodhoung gang is underrated.

slacker · « **Reply #30 on:** January 30, 2010, 02:14:34 PM »

Quote from: JimmyJam1974 on January 30, 2010, 02:14:05 PM

BALD?

yep

Doug_Steele · « **Reply #31 on:** January 30, 2010, 02:15:25 PM »

Quote from: disturbia on January 30, 2010, 02:11:42 PM

dude my mental instability would not allow me to deal with a woman on a long term basis

I am good for 3 hour relationships and am aware of that. I wouldnt subject a woman to my issues.

3 Hours is all you need anyways.

Take some Cholodapin (sp) and you will be fine.

Parker · « **Reply #32 on:** January 30, 2010, 02:52:53 PM »

Quote from: disturbia on January 30, 2010, 02:11:42 PM

dude my mental instability would not allow me to deal with a woman on a long term basis

I am good for 3 hour relationships and am aware of that. I wouldnt subject a woman to my issues.

Dude you constantly putting yourself down. It's become a way of life with you. Sad lil puppy. You are friends with hot women yet your ex wife looks like a inbred Bridge troll. Man, why do you have a cock, if you are not gonna use it, get drunk and lose it...it won't hurt that way.

kevinf · « **Reply #33 on:** January 30, 2010, 02:59:22 PM »

you sir have some hot friends

disturbia · « **Reply #34 on:** January 30, 2010, 03:01:40 PM »

Quote from: Parker on January 30, 2010, 02:52:53 PM

Dude you constantly putting yourself down. It's become a way of life with you. Sad lil puppy. You are friends with hot women yet your ex wife looks like a inbred Bridge troll. Man, why do you have a cock, if you are not gonna use it, get drunk and lose it...it won't hurt that way.

Parker · « **Reply #35 on:** January 30, 2010, 03:20:15 PM »

Quote from: disturbia on January 30, 2010, 03:01:40 PM

Excuse me, a cross between a Killsberry Elf and a crackhead Pencil Troll doll ( the one with wild hair

disturbia · « **Reply #36 on:** January 30, 2010, 03:21:25 PM »

Quote from: Parker on January 30, 2010, 03:20:15 PM

Excuse me, a cross between a Killsberry Elf and a crackhead Pencil Troll doll ( the one with wild hair

hmmm
although we dont get along I think she is quite beautiful

Doug_Steele · « **Reply #37 on:** January 30, 2010, 03:23:52 PM »

Quote from: disturbia on January 30, 2010, 03:21:25 PM

hmmm
although we dont get along I think she is quite beautiful

Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one.

clued-up · « **Reply #38 on:** January 30, 2010, 03:24:33 PM »

you should be nailing these women.

Parker · « **Reply #39 on:** January 30, 2010, 03:29:44 PM »

Quote from: disturbia on January 30, 2010, 03:21:25 PM

hmmm
although we dont get along I think she is quite beautiful

Dude, your friends are beautiful, that crackhead---take a look at that pic, Jack Nicholson's facial double right there. And she looks plastic.

Instead of doing those girls nails, you should be nailing them, like making their legs quiver and shake.

disturbia · « **Reply #40 on:** January 30, 2010, 03:31:19 PM »

Quote from: Parker on January 30, 2010, 03:29:44 PM

Dude, your friends are beautiful, that crackhead---take a look at that pic, Jack Nicholson's facial double right there. And she looks plastic.

Instead of doing those girls nails, you should be nailing them, like making their legs quiver and shake.

I do ok for myself,..just at a lower quality

Doug_Steele · « **Reply #41 on:** January 30, 2010, 03:32:17 PM »

Quote from: Parker on January 30, 2010, 03:29:44 PM

Dude, your friends are beautiful, that crackhead---take a look at that pic, Jack Nicholson's facial double right there. And she looks plastic.

Instead of doing those girls nails, you should be nailing them, like making their legs quiver and shake.

You should just be there Fuckbuddy

Parker · « **Reply #42 on:** January 30, 2010, 03:59:17 PM »

Quote from: Doug_Steele on January 30, 2010, 03:32:17 PM

You should just be there Fuckbuddy

I so would, if I were in Canada I'd be their Chocolate Luv Bunny, their Coco Cure.

Disturbia, I'm giving you shit, but if you are getting yours, go ahead.