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Tour De Swede
« on: February 03, 2010, 06:36:56 AM »
I need some motivation to clean my fucking apartment.

Should I make a tour video of the lil' place?  ;D

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Re: Tour De Swede
« Reply #1 on: February 03, 2010, 06:51:16 AM »
I need some motivation to clean my fucking apartment.

Should I make a tour video of the lil' place while wearing a thong and posing oil?  ;D


Yes.

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Re: Tour De Swede
« Reply #2 on: February 03, 2010, 07:16:07 AM »
Cmon, I need entertainment while munching my rice/chicken/vegetable bowl in front of the computer!! Hurry up, I'm almost done!!

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Re: Tour De Swede
« Reply #3 on: February 03, 2010, 07:16:45 AM »
way to little interest lol.

it will happen though sooner or later

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Re: Tour De Swede
« Reply #4 on: February 03, 2010, 07:20:15 AM »
They're just shy, or jealous that you're the center of attention once again, so they won't confess how they're lusting for the video.

Once posted and they're all over it.

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Re: Tour De Swede
« Reply #5 on: February 03, 2010, 07:21:47 AM »
maby tonight! no work today nor training so Im bored as fuck lol

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Re: Tour De Swede
« Reply #6 on: February 03, 2010, 07:28:37 AM »
maby tonight! no work today nor training so Im bored as fuck lol

Go out on the streets and ask every bypassing bitch if she wants to fuck with u. One out of 50 will say yes!

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Re: Tour De Swede
« Reply #7 on: February 03, 2010, 07:30:27 AM »
that would be hillarious,

Honestly probably the easiest way to get laid, just fucking ask until Someone says yes lol.

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Re: Tour De Swede
« Reply #8 on: February 03, 2010, 07:41:18 AM »
Yea, Swede! Do it!!

But since I am such a major movie fan in heart, have important family members in the biz, have appeared on  numerous movie and TV sets on numerous occasions, and find offense to skinny actors acting as super-heros, and prefer the popcorn without the butter; I think I have the right to make the following directorial suggestions.

Is that OK with you?

Fukit! I'll do it anyway.

Write the script first and film it from a different angle.

Maybe something like one of those scene-of-the-crime/figure-out-who-did-it and how-it--was-done TV shows.

Use one of your Swedish girl-friends to star in narrate the story and lead us through your apartment and its immediate surrounding area discovering clues disclosing the reasons for your death or disapperance or proof of guilt during the previous evening's activities.

Not just a "This is my bedroom, this is my bathroom, this is my hallway!" expose!

Hope this helps get you motivated. It may show you have talents you never expected and possibly open doors to Hollywood where stranger things have happened.

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Re: Tour De Swede
« Reply #9 on: February 03, 2010, 07:43:00 AM »
I wonder if that would make more sense if I want fucking high

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Re: Tour De Swede
« Reply #10 on: February 03, 2010, 07:45:08 AM »
Interpret that.

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Re: Tour De Swede
« Reply #11 on: February 03, 2010, 07:55:01 AM »
Just gonna film it myself if I do it lol =)


...sry to dissapoint ;D

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Re: Tour De Swede
« Reply #12 on: February 03, 2010, 08:07:56 AM »
OK, no disappointment, Swede. Good luck with it though.

But don't you have a Lake Lock monster or something more interesting up there to record for us GetBiggers. A monster chasing a Swedish damsel in distress might be a lot more interesting.

You could even save her somehow in your apartment at the very end to show us the layout.

Just a suggestion

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Re: Tour De Swede
« Reply #13 on: February 03, 2010, 09:07:39 AM »
maby tonight! no work today nor training so Im bored as fuck lol

You havent trained for atleast 5-6 days now.. Me and Jörgen is wondering if youll ever come back!?  :-\ :'(

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Re: Tour De Swede
« Reply #14 on: February 03, 2010, 09:08:48 AM »

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Re: Tour De Swede
« Reply #15 on: February 03, 2010, 09:31:54 AM »
You havent trained for atleast 5-6 days now.. Me and Jörgen is wondering if youll ever come back!?  :-\ :'(

shoulders like 3 days ago? lol

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Hey Swede
« Reply #16 on: February 03, 2010, 10:20:00 AM »
suck it up and realize:



is greater than



bow to the master junior, coke zero rules

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Re: Hey Swede
« Reply #17 on: February 03, 2010, 10:24:03 AM »
HELL NO,

Finally just bought 16 new 1.5L pepsi max mmmmmmmmm drinking right now lol

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Re: Hey Swede
« Reply #18 on: February 03, 2010, 10:58:23 AM »
HELL NO,

Finally just bought 16 new 1.5L pepsi max mmmmmmmmm drinking right now lol
Do you have a job?  ???
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Re: Hey Swede
« Reply #19 on: February 03, 2010, 11:06:26 AM »
yep, no work today though, not full time,

how about yourself? "blanco?"

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Re: Hey Swede
« Reply #20 on: February 03, 2010, 11:07:23 AM »
who gives a shit

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Re: Hey Swede
« Reply #21 on: February 03, 2010, 11:07:48 AM »
i'm working thourgh a 36 pack of diet pepsi now, but i'll give this pepsi max a try.
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Re: Hey Swede
« Reply #22 on: February 03, 2010, 11:08:21 AM »
i'm working thourgh a 36 pack of diet pepsi now, but i'll give this pepsi max a try.

I think its called diet pepsi in usa and pepsimax in europe?

well, I dont know, we dont have "diet pepsi" here though

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Re: Hey Swede
« Reply #23 on: February 03, 2010, 11:10:28 AM »
aspartame you dumb fuckers...  :-X
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Would anyone be remotely scared of Disturbia if they saw him in real life?
« Reply #24 on: February 03, 2010, 11:18:28 AM »
He seems to think he is some kind of tough guy and that everyone should fear him if they met him in real life, Im just wondering why?Last I heard mental illness wasnt an advantage in battle and being overweight didnt help with cardio endurance.