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disturbia

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Well That Was Not Fun
« on: February 04, 2010, 05:31:28 PM »
I'm walking home, about 2 blocks from home. Bad gas from high protein intake. Go to fart.   Completely shit my pants. Full blown.  Fuck My Life
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Re: Well That Was Not Fun
« Reply #1 on: February 04, 2010, 05:37:11 PM »
officially hardcore
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Re: Well That Was Not Fun
« Reply #2 on: February 04, 2010, 05:37:43 PM »
Quote from: disturbia on February 04, 2010, 05:31:28 PM
I'm walking home, about 2 blocks from home. Bad gas from high protein intake. Go to fart.   Completely shit my pants. Full blown.  Fuck My Life
Where was chaos when you needed him?
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Re: Well That Was Not Fun
« Reply #3 on: February 04, 2010, 05:53:20 PM »
Try that while throwing the dice at a casino craps table and strolling half a mile through the casino to the men's room!

It was the buffet.... honest!

And I wasn't the only one that afternoon.
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Re: Well That Was Not Fun
« Reply #4 on: February 04, 2010, 06:01:57 PM »
God damn, i need to get a hobby besides this forum
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Re: Well That Was Not Fun
« Reply #5 on: February 04, 2010, 06:02:10 PM »
Quote from: disturbia on February 04, 2010, 05:31:28 PM
I'm walking home, about 2 blocks from home. Bad gas from high protein intake. Go to fart.   Completely shit my pants. Full blown.  Fuck My Life
;D LOL Sorry mate but I lolz
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disturbia

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Re: Well That Was Not Fun
« Reply #6 on: February 04, 2010, 06:02:23 PM »
Quote from: johnnynoname on February 04, 2010, 06:01:57 PM
God damn, i need to get a hobby besides this forum

bite your tongue
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Re: Well That Was Not Fun
« Reply #7 on: February 04, 2010, 06:05:31 PM »
Quote from: disturbia on February 04, 2010, 06:02:23 PM
bite your tongue

i wish you were a hot chic that way i could say "how about you do it for me ;)"
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Re: Well That Was Not Fun
« Reply #8 on: February 04, 2010, 06:10:47 PM »
Quote from: johnnynoname on February 04, 2010, 06:05:31 PM
i wish you were a hot chic that way i could say "how about you do it for me ;)"
Dont lie you would say it to him anyway  ;D
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Re: Well That Was Not Fun
« Reply #9 on: February 04, 2010, 06:12:54 PM »
Quote from: WillGrant on February 04, 2010, 06:10:47 PM
Dont lie you would say it to him anyway  ;D

if he looked like Chris Meloni, I would agree with you
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Re: Well That Was Not Fun
« Reply #10 on: February 04, 2010, 06:14:58 PM »
Quote from: disturbia on February 04, 2010, 05:31:28 PM
I'm walking home, about 2 blocks from home. Bad gas from high protein intake. Go to fart.   Completely shit my pants. Full blown.  Fuck My Life
tell your boyfriend to go easier on you next time then maybe you won't have these issues
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Re: Well That Was Not Fun
« Reply #11 on: February 04, 2010, 06:16:56 PM »
Quote from: johnnynoname on February 04, 2010, 06:12:54 PM
if he looked like Chris Meloni, I would agree with you

btw, i'm not a gay but Chris Meloni is a good looking dude
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Re: Well That Was Not Fun
« Reply #12 on: February 04, 2010, 06:23:40 PM »
Quote from: johnnynoname on February 04, 2010, 06:12:54 PM
if he looked like Chris Meloni, I would agree with you
;D
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Re: Well That Was Not Fun
« Reply #13 on: February 04, 2010, 06:25:27 PM »
Quote from: MAXX on February 04, 2010, 06:14:58 PM
tell your boyfriend to go easier on you next time then maybe you won't have these issues

dont make me go all emotional on you
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Re: Well That Was Not Fun
« Reply #14 on: February 04, 2010, 06:58:13 PM »
must have been the plazmosis kicking in full gear!
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Re: Well That Was Not Fun
« Reply #15 on: February 04, 2010, 07:11:16 PM »
the keg > protein shakes
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Re: Well That Was Not Fun
« Reply #16 on: February 04, 2010, 07:12:54 PM »
Quote from: disturbia on February 04, 2010, 05:31:28 PM
I'm walking home, about 2 blocks from home. Bad gas from high protein intake. Go to fart.   Completely shit my pants. Full blown.  Fuck My Life

lol dude how many times have i gave u advice on what to eat, u think i want a cool humble dude to be lead down the wrong path, even though u are a bit crazy at times, We are looking out for you here on getbig consider us your guiding angels, we will help you attain the right way to eat to fulfill your dreams
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Re: Well That Was Not Fun
« Reply #17 on: February 04, 2010, 07:47:01 PM »
Quote from: Johnny Falcon on February 04, 2010, 07:12:54 PM
lol dude how many times have i gave u advice on what to eat, u think i want a cool humble dude to be lead down the wrong path, even though u are a bit crazy at times, We are looking out for you here on getbig consider us your guiding angels, we will help you attain the right way to eat to fulfill your dreams

your goddam greens made me shit my pants
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Re: Well That Was Not Fun
« Reply #18 on: February 04, 2010, 07:54:32 PM »
never trust a fart.
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Re: Well That Was Not Fun
« Reply #19 on: February 04, 2010, 08:27:44 PM »
Here i seat all broken hearted
need to shit, but only farted.
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Re: Well That Was Not Fun
« Reply #20 on: February 04, 2010, 08:30:45 PM »
Quote from: disturbia on February 04, 2010, 05:31:28 PM
I'm walking home, about 2 blocks from home. Bad gas from high protein intake. Go to fart.   Completely shit my pants. Full blown.  Fuck My Life
Pics or I'm calling bullshit. ;D
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Re: Well That Was Not Fun
« Reply #21 on: February 04, 2010, 08:33:48 PM »
Quote from: disturbia on February 04, 2010, 07:47:01 PM
your goddam greens made me shit my pants

that maybe some toxins your shitting out

after a while of eating like this you wont have those issues

the greens will take things out of your body that are not supposed to be in there, your body will shit out what it no longer needs, too bad our mouths dont automatically spit out what it doesnt need
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Re: Well That Was Not Fun
« Reply #22 on: February 04, 2010, 08:38:55 PM »
Quote from: Johnny Falcon on February 04, 2010, 08:33:48 PM
that maybe some toxins your shitting out

after a while of eating like this you wont have those issues

the greens will take things out of your body that are not supposed to be in there, your body will shit out what it no longer needs, too bad our mouths dont automatically spit out what it doesnt need

Ive eaten more greens in the last 3 days than in my life
broccoli and spinach tho--not kale
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Re: Well That Was Not Fun
« Reply #23 on: February 04, 2010, 08:43:11 PM »
Quote from: disturbia on February 04, 2010, 08:38:55 PM
Ive eaten more greens in the last 3 days than in my life
broccoli and spinach tho--not kale

thats good as fuck brother, i am proud for for you

go by the mirror but not so much by weight, youll keep muscle, i dont eat any meat and very little protien powder myself

just dont quit this

do what i do also have your junkfoods but in smaller amounts but just pile on the greens into your diet, try kalegreen sandwiches with a slice of tomato mayo salt and pepper on toasted bread, LOAD IT UP with the greens or eat them raw

if u ever feel like yourself eating too much junkfood quickly go and make a sandwich with the greens it will shutdown any ravenous appetite and quickly satisfy you, you may get hornier as well!

drink tons of water to keep muscles fully loaded too
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Re: Well That Was Not Fun
« Reply #24 on: February 04, 2010, 09:06:42 PM »
the keg > falcon
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