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Re: These TV Badasses get locked in a room overnight, which one leaves alive?
« Reply #25 on: February 08, 2010, 12:15:21 PM »
dexter would know enough to wait outside the house while the killing commensed, then slip in to drug and stab the eventual winner.

Michael Scofield would have studied him for months and Tattoed all dexters methods on his body, Dexter woud need a Plan B.

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Re: These TV Badasses get locked in a room overnight, which one leaves alive?
« Reply #26 on: February 08, 2010, 12:20:10 PM »
dexter would know enough to wait outside the house while the killing commensed, then slip in to drug and stab the eventual winner.

Exactly.  No one would even consider Dexter to be a threat while they all size each other up, dexter would slowly dismember each person one by one.  By the time anyone realizes that he is a badass only Chuck, Dexter and MacGuyver would remain.  At which point Chuck breaks both of their necks with one kick.

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Re: These TV Badasses get locked in a room overnight, which one leaves alive?
« Reply #27 on: February 08, 2010, 12:25:55 PM »
Exactly.  No one would even consider Dexter to be a threat while they all size each other up, dexter would slowly dismember each person one by one.  By the time anyone realizes that he is a badass only Chuck, Dexter and MacGuyver would remain.  At which point Chuck breaks both of their necks with one kick.

I removed Chuck from the pics and contest due to him not writing he is a god on his application form, the contest continues without him.Also people are overlooking Burn Notices Michael Weston , he can fight plus uses psychological warfare.

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Re: These TV Badasses get locked in a room overnight, which one leaves alive?
« Reply #28 on: February 08, 2010, 12:29:07 PM »
Everybody should stop forgetting about Vic.he's shown time and time again that he never gets hurt but everyone around him either gets killed or ends up getting screwed.

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Re: These TV Badasses get locked in a room overnight, which one leaves alive?
« Reply #29 on: February 08, 2010, 12:37:04 PM »
I removed Chuck from the pics and contest due to him not writing he is a god on his application form, the contest continues without him.Also people are overlooking Burn Notices Michael Weston , he can fight plus uses psychological warfare.

Ok,

Exactly.  No one would even consider Dexter to be a threat while they all size each other up, dexter would slowly dismember each person one by one.  By the time anyone realizes that he is a badass only Jack Bauer, Dexter and MacGuyver would remain.  The entire time MacGuyver has been hiding in a corner trying to a super weapon out of a stick of gum and a cotton ball who finally launches it straight at Jack, while Jack is getting burned alive Dexter jumps in and sticks a needle straight into MacGuyver's throat and cuts him into pieces.

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Re: These TV Badasses get locked in a room overnight, which one leaves alive?
« Reply #30 on: February 08, 2010, 01:02:23 PM »
k, lets take Norris out of the Equation since he is a god and not mortal, who wins then?

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Re: These TV Badasses get locked in a room overnight, which one leaves alive?
« Reply #31 on: February 08, 2010, 01:11:02 PM »
A gorilla would beat the crap out of all those guys

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Re: These TV Badasses get locked in a room overnight, which one leaves alive?
« Reply #32 on: February 08, 2010, 01:24:00 PM »
A gorilla would beat the crap out of all those guys

SUCKMYMUSCLE approved

  You wouldn't do any of these things. You would become scared and try to calm the alpha male down by dropping your skirt, opening your butt cheeks and showing him your asshole like apes do in the woods.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

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Re: These TV Badasses get locked in a room overnight, which one leaves alive?
« Reply #33 on: February 08, 2010, 01:38:31 PM »
I think Scofield and Dexter may mindfuck the rest in to commiting suicide.
If they had the Mentalist on there he'd convince them that they all are closeted gays and had repressed memories of sexual molestation that never happened. Then he'd convince hem to drink a special flavored Kool Aid...game, set, match.

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Re: These TV Badasses get locked in a room overnight, which one leaves alive?
« Reply #34 on: February 08, 2010, 07:28:58 PM »
If they had the Mentalist on there he'd convince them that they all are closeted gays and had repressed memories of sexual molestation that never happened. Then he'd convince hem to drink a special flavored Kool Aid...game, set, match.


House would be interesting too, noone would want to be the one to beat down a cripple, all the while he slowly turns their minds in to mush.

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Re: These TV Badasses get locked in a room overnight, which one leaves alive?
« Reply #35 on: February 08, 2010, 10:52:22 PM »
Omar on top

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Re: These TV Badasses get locked in a room overnight, which one leaves alive?
« Reply #36 on: February 08, 2010, 10:57:46 PM »
I pity the fool who didnt know Mr.T would kill all those punk ass bitches!!!!

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Re: These TV Badasses get locked in a room overnight, which one leaves alive?
« Reply #37 on: February 09, 2010, 12:24:40 AM »
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Re: These TV Badasses get locked in a room overnight, which one leaves alive?
« Reply #38 on: February 09, 2010, 01:50:16 AM »
Should this be broadened
to include international
stars:

In the end there could
only be one Koekemoer.



Even Chuck conceded before
the contest.


















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Re: These TV Badasses get locked in a room overnight, which one leaves alive?
« Reply #39 on: February 09, 2010, 02:58:55 AM »
Ok,

Exactly.  No one would even consider Dexter to be a threat while they all size each other up, dexter would slowly dismember each person one by one.  By the time anyone realizes that he is a badass only Jack Bauer, Dexter and MacGuyver would remain.  The entire time MacGuyver has been hiding in a corner trying to a super weapon out of a stick of gum and a cotton ball who finally launches it straight at Jack, while Jack is getting burned alive Dexter jumps in and sticks a needle straight into MacGuyver's throat and cuts him into pieces.

You kidding right?

Didn't you see the whole roster? How would they handle BA Baracus?

Yes, having The Equalizer and the Mentalist on the Roster would be a good interesting addition as well.

But how would they handle BA Baracus?

Q

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Re: These TV Badasses get locked in a room overnight, which one leaves alive?
« Reply #40 on: February 09, 2010, 03:38:20 AM »
Mr. Belvedere would destroy them all. 

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Re: These TV Badasses get locked in a room overnight, which one leaves alive?
« Reply #41 on: February 09, 2010, 03:45:19 AM »
You kidding right?

Didn't you see the whole roster? How would they handle BA Baracus?

Yes, having The Equalizer and the Mentalist on the Roster would be a good interesting addition as well.

But how would they handle BA Baracus?



The room is on a plane.  He ain't gittin' on no plaaaane.

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Re: These TV Badasses get locked in a room overnight, which one leaves alive?
« Reply #42 on: February 09, 2010, 03:47:43 AM »
The room is on a plane.  He ain't gittin' on no plaaaane.

Ahahaha well played Tapeworm!

I thought the room was in a normal building!

If it's on a plane you can strike BA Baracus right away! :D
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Re: These TV Badasses get locked in a room overnight, which one leaves alive?
« Reply #43 on: February 09, 2010, 04:13:47 AM »
These fictional characters
cower into insignificance in
the presence of Vernon Koekemoer.

Original real life hero and
saviour of all mankind.








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Re: These TV Badasses get locked in a room overnight, which one leaves alive?
« Reply #44 on: February 09, 2010, 10:31:57 AM »
i did this in that legendary thread:


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Re: These TV Badasses get locked in a room overnight, which one leaves alive?
« Reply #45 on: February 09, 2010, 10:35:56 AM »
Michael Weston...

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Re: These TV Badasses get locked in a room overnight, which one leaves alive?
« Reply #46 on: February 09, 2010, 10:37:59 AM »
It would come down to Chuck Norris vs. MacGyver

Norris by lethal roundhouse kicks in the end!