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marty31672

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what should i bye my wife for valentines day??
« on: February 09, 2010, 05:57:47 AM »
i was thinkin of getting her some red white and pink roses and a box of chocolates
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Re: what should i bye my wife for valentines day??
« Reply #1 on: February 09, 2010, 06:02:21 AM »
she loves my cock
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Re: what should i bye my wife for valentines day??
« Reply #2 on: February 09, 2010, 06:04:12 AM »
She should "buy" you a a dictionary. Why don't you "buy" her a tennis bracelet?
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marty31672

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Re: what should i bye my wife for valentines day??
« Reply #3 on: February 09, 2010, 06:04:43 AM »
Quote from: Meso_z on February 09, 2010, 06:02:21 AM
she loves my cock

ya right...  ::)
i'll have you no we were both virgins before we met
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Re: what should i bye my wife for valentines day??
« Reply #4 on: February 09, 2010, 06:09:23 AM »
Quote from: marty31672 on February 09, 2010, 06:04:43 AM
ya right...  ::)
i'll have you no we were both virgins before we met
I've noticed you got "bye" and "buy" wrong and now it's "no" and the correct "know". Is English your first language?
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Re: what should i bye my wife for valentines day??
« Reply #5 on: February 09, 2010, 06:13:08 AM »
Quote from: marty31672 on February 09, 2010, 06:04:43 AM
ya right...  ::)
i'll have you no we were both virgins before we met

...and one of you still is.  Hint : Its not the one who recently had a "girls night out" on a Saturday night.
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marty31672

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Re: what should i bye my wife for valentines day??
« Reply #6 on: February 09, 2010, 06:18:40 AM »
Quote from: Parker on February 09, 2010, 06:09:23 AM
I've noticed you got "bye" and "buy" wrong and now it's "no" and the correct "know". Is English your first language?

yes, english is my first language, i was born in raised in the USA, no foreigner here  ;)
sometimes i forget to proofread my posts, sorry!
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Re: what should i bye my wife for valentines day??
« Reply #7 on: February 09, 2010, 07:39:33 AM »
Quote from: marty31672 on February 09, 2010, 06:18:40 AM
yes, english is my first language, i was born in raised in the USA, no foreigner here  ;)
sometimes i forget to proofread my posts, sorry!

Proof read??  You have physically type "bye"....its not like you typed "biy" instead of "buy"....you are really solidifying yourself as a genuine retard.
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Re: what should i bye my wife for valentines day??
« Reply #8 on: February 09, 2010, 07:41:59 AM »
Quote from: marty31672 on February 09, 2010, 06:18:40 AM
yes, english is my first language, i was born in raised in the USA, no foreigner here  ;)
sometimes i forget to proofread my posts, sorry!

Its called, being uneducated, idiot. ::)
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Re: what should i bye my wife for valentines day??
« Reply #9 on: February 09, 2010, 07:44:55 AM »
If she's fat, a gym membership.

If she's fit, a lingerie.

And if she's in between, get her both.

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Re: what should i bye my wife for valentines day??
« Reply #10 on: February 09, 2010, 07:49:17 AM »
A night with a real man.
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Re: what should i bye my wife for valentines day??
« Reply #11 on: February 09, 2010, 07:55:13 AM »
guys is it still cool to put candles around the bath with rose petals in the water?
or is that too old and played out now?
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Re: what should i bye my wife for valentines day??
« Reply #12 on: February 09, 2010, 07:57:18 AM »
Hi marty,
it's CalvinH again.
roses and candy are nice but you should also get her a little gift like a sexy pair of strappy shoes{all women love shoes]


....then get her some sexy lingerie and tell her to put them on.this way you both enjoy the evening :)
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Re: what should i bye my wife for valentines day??
« Reply #13 on: February 09, 2010, 08:00:56 AM »
Quote from: CalvinH on February 09, 2010, 07:57:18 AM
Hi marty,
it's CalvinH again.
roses and candy are nice but you should also get her a little gift like a sexy pair of strappy shoes{all women love shoes]


....then get her some sexy lingerie and tell her to put them on.this way you both enjoy the evening :)

hi calvinH!!

hmm, i think its a great idea

personally i love it, but i have a few concerns how SHE will interpret it

i can remember one time i wanted her to wear high heels to bed but she didnt want to because she said it made her feel cheap

it could be different since its valentines day and your idea is a little more romantic but the last thing i want is a pissed off wife on valentine's day lol
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Re: what should i bye my wife for valentines day??
« Reply #14 on: February 09, 2010, 08:09:46 AM »
Quote from: marty31672 on February 09, 2010, 08:00:56 AM
hi calvinH!!

hmm, i think its a great idea

personally i love it, but i have a few concerns how SHE will interpret it

i can remember one time i wanted her to wear high heels to bed but she didnt want to because she said it made her feel cheap

it could be different since its valentines day and your idea is a little more romantic but the last thing i want is a pissed off wife on valentine's day lol





marty,she doesn't have to wear them to bed.just ask her if you can put them on for her then tell her how good her feet and legs look in them.
then take them off for her...she'll appreciate that you are nice enough to do that for her :)
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Re: what should i bye my wife for valentines day??
« Reply #15 on: February 09, 2010, 08:16:56 AM »
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Re: what should i bye my wife for valentines day??
« Reply #16 on: February 09, 2010, 08:22:10 AM »
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Re: what should i bye my wife for valentines day??
« Reply #17 on: February 09, 2010, 10:20:11 AM »
just do a cleveland steamer on her chest.
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Re: what should i bye my wife for valentines day??
« Reply #18 on: February 09, 2010, 10:42:52 AM »
I guarantee you your wife is ugly.  Otherwise you would post a pic of her. 
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Re: what should i bye my wife for valentines day??
« Reply #19 on: February 09, 2010, 11:03:09 AM »
you should bye her flowers and she should bye you a spellcheck
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Re: what should i bye my wife for valentines day??
« Reply #20 on: February 09, 2010, 11:13:12 AM »
Quote from: sevastase on February 09, 2010, 11:03:09 AM
you should bye her flowers and she should bye you a spellcheck

Homeboy doesn't need a spellcheck. He just needs to know how to use 'bye' and 'buy' in the right context.  :D
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Re: what should i bye my wife for valentines day??
« Reply #21 on: February 09, 2010, 11:17:46 AM »
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Re: what should i bye my wife for valentines day??
« Reply #22 on: February 09, 2010, 11:30:51 AM »
Quote from: calfzilla on February 09, 2010, 10:42:52 AM
I guarantee you your wife is ugly.  Otherwise you would post a pic of her. 

this obv
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Re: what should i bye my wife for valentines day??
« Reply #23 on: February 09, 2010, 12:08:07 PM »
Quote from: sevastase on February 09, 2010, 11:03:09 AM
you should bye her flowers and she should buy bye you a spellcheck


 ;) :D
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Re: what should i bye my wife for valentines day??
« Reply #24 on: February 09, 2010, 12:34:58 PM »
buy a set of balls, cause her husband obviously doesnt own a pair..
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