my advice is to not poop then.
to poop or not too....n so on n so forth....
do girls poop more than guys? yanno everytime i see a pretty girl stuffing face it disgusts me...back when i ws single it ws a turnoff...all i could think ws...damn she prolly poops a whole bunch...

i've even been asked by some chick while at the table (first date)....."why r you making that face?" ...well i never told her but she ws stuffin face...no table manners...and i ws helpless not to picture her running home and taking a hooge plop....shudder...needle
ss to say...she got dropped of home real quick after dinner