That would be a beautiful moment.
If I'm ever asked "what's this?" I always reply "This is this. This ain't somethin' else...THIS is THIS."
Sadly, most people don't get the Deer Hunter reference and just look at me like I'm a complete twat.
Your royaly cheque will be issued shortly, sir.

Yes, when you're 5 the vig can be pretty steep.
Still got the cards too. All up, 5 or 6 years worth, pretty complete. I remember Yastrzemskis out the wazoo, tons of George Bretts, and a few Reggies which I treated like solid gold. Praise be to Vishnu for giving me 2 sets of teeth.