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Bodybuilders donating sperm
« on: February 15, 2010, 01:36:30 PM »
I'm a great bodybuilder, but not such a good employee.  So work is a little hard to find these days.

I was thinking about donating sperm.  Anyone know how this process works, how much you get paid, etc?

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Re: Bodybuilders donating sperm
« Reply #1 on: February 15, 2010, 02:12:13 PM »
finally a thread that Goodrum has some experience in.  Goodrum tell everyone how great you are at sucking cock and taking deposits.  You finally get to talk about something you know more about than anyone else.
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Re: Bodybuilders donating sperm
« Reply #2 on: February 15, 2010, 02:35:54 PM »

For your information...

About 150 commercial sperm banks exist in the United States; these banks are often clustered around universities where many intelligent and virile young men live.  The qualities present in college students are in high demand among infertile couples trying to have a baby.  Thus, approximately 50 to 90 percent of all sperm donors are college students!  The remaining 10 to 50 percent of donors come from all walks of life and have a variety of interests, values, and skills.

Only 5 percent of all male applicants who apply to be a sperm donor meet the criteria to donate sperm.  The following conditions immediately disqualify a potential donor from donating sperm:

Men who have a history of certain diseases in the family (i.e. cystic fibrosis, sickle cell anemia, etc.) cannot donate sperm.  Homosexual men and men who have had sex with other men cannot donate sperm.
Intravenous drug users are automatically disqualified.  Men who have visited areas where considerable numbers of AIDS cases have been reported and have had sex with either women or men living there are prohibited from donating.  Applicants go through a rigorous screening process before they are cleared to donate sperm.  Donor screening consists of questionnaires, blood screening, specimen screening, genetic analysis and a physical evaluation.  This process includes:

Comprehensive interviews about sexual behavior, family background and reasons for participating in the sperm donation program.

An extensive family history (spanning in some cases, three generations), is taken and evaluated.
The semen is analyzed for sperm cell count, forward sperm cell motility, and normal sperm morphology.
The candidate is tested for infectious diseases like HIV, Hepatitis B, and Hepatitis C (and others).
ABO-Rh blood typing.
Genetic testing for cystic fibrosis.

This screening process takes from 8 weeks to 6 months depending on the sperm bank to which the man is applying.  If the man is one of the lucky 5 percent of applicants who are accepted to donate, he will be paid from $40 to $100 for each semen sample.  A donator can sire a maximum of 10 children and potentially make up to $6,000 in a year.  Sperm donation is usually motivated by money rather than altruism.

The donation process is simple.  The man walks into a private room which is usually stocked with pornography and masturbates into a sterile container.  The semen sample is collected from the container and is mixed with a cryopreservative solution, divided in aliquots, sealed in vials and frozen with liquid nitrogen.  The frozen semen is stored at -321 degrees F.  When needed, the semen sample is thawed and used in artificial insemination.


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Re: Bodybuilders donating sperm
« Reply #3 on: February 15, 2010, 02:36:54 PM »
hahaha imagine those poor females taking sperm from getbiggers. they see disturbia, hey thats a stud, then when the kid grows up it starts hitting coworkers and taking pics of his shit hahahhaha

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Re: Bodybuilders donating sperm
« Reply #4 on: February 15, 2010, 02:42:45 PM »
Ron sure seems to know a lot about this...is getbig funded by a different kind of bank


everytime a getbigger walks into a sperm bank the funking lunk alarm goes off like planet fitness "Uh hi i am Odilly from get big i would like to make a depos-.......... "   ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RR!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Bodybuilders donating sperm
« Reply #5 on: February 15, 2010, 02:44:31 PM »
drugfree4life sperm is paid triple !

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Re: Bodybuilders donating sperm
« Reply #6 on: February 15, 2010, 02:44:36 PM »
wow, this crusty carpet under my computer must be worth THOUSANDS of dollars!

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Re: Bodybuilders donating sperm
« Reply #7 on: February 15, 2010, 02:52:03 PM »
drugfree4life sperm is paid triple !

And yours is worth .15 cents per gallon.  HA HA HA.....keep trying spermtaste!

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Re: Bodybuilders donating sperm
« Reply #8 on: February 15, 2010, 02:53:30 PM »
finally a thread that Goodrum has some experience in.  Goodrum tell everyone how great you are at sucking cock and taking deposits.  You finally get to talk about something you know more about than anyone else.

he'd probably rob their bank

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Re: Bodybuilders donating sperm
« Reply #9 on: February 15, 2010, 02:54:32 PM »
And yours is worth .15 cents per gallon.  HA HA HA.....keep trying spermtaste!
why call me spermtaste ??

why would that come to your mind when you read my name

u curious what my sperm taste like ? lol

what a fag

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Re: Bodybuilders donating sperm
« Reply #10 on: February 15, 2010, 03:02:32 PM »
why call me spermtaste ??

why would that come to your mind when you read my name

u curious what my sperm taste like ? lol

what a fag
How many people have called you that?  Hmm....its so common place some people actually think thats your current hobby.  Still think you're a dead ringer for Bob Paris?  Cock smoker....ha ha...this is pure gold gypsy fag.  Make sure you can sleep tonight...you're sure getting worked up.

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Re: Bodybuilders donating sperm
« Reply #11 on: February 15, 2010, 03:06:37 PM »
How many people have called you that?  Hmm....its so common place some people actually think thats your current hobby.  Still think you're a dead ringer for Bob Paris?  Cock smoker....ha ha...this is pure gold gypsy fag.  Make sure you can sleep tonight...you're sure getting worked up.
If I say Bob Paris you think cock in mouth

If I say sevastase you think spermtaste

see a pattern here ?

some people from the internet saw you walking down the street eating cum and peanut butter sandwiches. I said bull shit : drugfree4life doesn't like peanutbutter

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Re: Bodybuilders donating sperm
« Reply #12 on: February 15, 2010, 03:53:59 PM »
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Re: Bodybuilders donating sperm
« Reply #13 on: February 15, 2010, 04:36:14 PM »
If I say Bob Paris you think cock in mouth

If I say sevastase you think spermtaste

see a pattern here ?

some people from the internet saw you walking down the street eating cum and peanut butter sandwiches. I said bull shit : drugfree4life doesn't like peanutbutter

How many people call you spermtaste?  Its so common you might as well change your screen name to it.  BTW...how gay is it for you think of that kind of sandwich?  Wow...project much Nancy?