would this be romantic?

[marty31672]

i was thinking of planning a spontaneous suprise for my wife next week.

i am considering doing a dareem charles style posing routine with soft R&B music in the background before bedtime
i would be covered head to toe in ample amounts of baby oil
i was daydreaming of doing this naked (or maybe some european cut bikini underware posing trunks).

do the women of getbig think this would be romantic or should i scrap this idea?  

[just_a_pilgrim]

There are no women on getbig, there are only 5 posters and their gimicks

[chaos]

Outed.

[marty31672]

There are no women on getbig, there are only 5 posters and their gimicks

hmm good to no, i guess a man's advise is better than no advise at all then lolol

i want it to be a special treat but i dont want to come across like a weiner neither

[johnnynoname]

i was thinking of planning a spontaneous suprise for my wife next week.

i am considering doing a dareem charles style posing routine with soft R&B music in the background before bedtime
i would be covered head to toe in ample amounts of baby oil
i was daydreaming of doing this naked (or maybe some european cut bikini underware posing trunks).

do the women of getbig think this would be romantic or should i scrap this idea?  

that idea is so gay that it smells like men's bootyholes

[marty31672]

Outed.

huh?

[aglifter]

This ain't gonna work bro unless your chick is whack.  Seriously, a posing routine?  With soft R&B?  Who's gimmick is this?

[chaos]

that idea is so gay that it smells like men's bootyholes

I don't even want to know how you know that.

[Azn Muscle]

I tried that with your wife and wouldn't recommend it.  The baby oil makes sex tough because it's so slippery.  She made fun of my posing routine and said that I should've practiced the mandatories a little more.  She didn't even think I could get a first callout at a local show with my routine.  Then I showed her who's boss by letting her mount my "Sandow".  Oh and it's best to lose the posing trunks.  Your wife isn't very good at pulling it off with her teeth.

Good luck.

[marty31672]

I tried that with your wife and wouldn't recommend it.  The baby oil makes sex tough because it's so slippery.  She made fun of my posing routine and said that I should've practiced the mandatories a little more.  She didn't even think I could get a first callout at a local show with my routine.  Then I showed her who's boss by letting her mount my "Sandow".  Oh and it's best to lose the posing trunks.  Your wife isn't very good at pulling it off with her teeth.

Good luck.

i think an asian penis would be too small for my wife 

lol i had this friend in high school who dated an asian guy
and she said his d*ck was small and purple lolol


no racist, i love all of god's children, just relating a funny story

[calfzilla]

Sounds like a great idea.  Women love bodybuilders.  In fact have you ever been to a bodybuilding show?  Tons of women in the audience. 

[LatsMcGee]

If you really want to make your wife happy you should let that black guy who pounds her anus while you're at work bust two caps in your noggin. 

[newmom]

honestly I would'nt like it but then again never had it done before..

[rockyfortune]

its only gay if marty and his wife thinks its gay...

[DroppingPlates]

This will do the trick

[marty31672]

i'm still planning on moving forward with my idea. i was considering this song for the soundtrack.

[odilly]

I say go for it marty except go with some hardcore gangsta rap, maybe some old school NWA

[Wiggs]

Switch to a Kai Greene style of posing and everything is set.