my wife purchased me a new cellular telefone today

[marty31672]

it has some pretty nifty features i must say...

the best part is it has this miniture keybord thing built right into the telefone  

she said she was missing me and wanted to see how my day at work was going sometimes
i just have to be like so careful though guys
 or else my boss might see me using it and i could get fired  

[wicknilly]

pics or the phone isn't real 

[pluck]

If you getfired = post more on getbig

[kiwiol]

Maybe she got it for you so she can check where you are any time of the day, and make sure you don't walk in on her screwing the mail man or whoever

[slacker]

new phones are fun

[EL Mariachi]

what a troll

[chaos]

what a troll

Which one

[slacker]

what a troll

what an ass kiss you are lol  your weak

[slacker]

Which one

please you got nothing for me  move along your a sad wanna be biker   

[chaos]

please you got nothing for me  move along your a sad wanna be biker   

LOL Pill popper.

[Captain Equipoise]

Which one

bluto

[mantronik]

she said she was missing me and wanted to see how my day at work was going sometimes

1st sign of things going bad soon 

[marty31672]

1st sign of things going bad soon 

what do you mean?

[WillGrant]

Maybe she got it for you so she can check where you are any time of the day, and make sure you don't walk in on her screwing the mail man or whoever

90% Of GB are running it through that skanky s1ut , you gotta get up pretty early in the morning so you can go first on Martys b1tch or you end up slamming into a pool of ball gravey   

[buffdnet]

she said she was missing controlling me and wanted to see how she could control me at work just like all of the rest of the time.

enjoy that phone contract and new payment

[ManBearPig...]

90% Of GB are running it through that skanky s1ut , you gotta get up pretty early in the morning so you can go first on Martys b1tch or you end up slamming into a pool of ball gravey   

well, every 10th guy or so, we should have vince goodrum come by and slurp up the contents of her vag?   

[Stark]

the intersting and slightly embaressing fact is that your wife purchased a cell for you
just saying....

[spinnis]

the intersting and slightly embaressing fact is that your wife purchased a cell for you
just saying....

Women spending cash on guys is always a good thing, I would ignore her calls though, she doesn't need to know what someones doing all the time.

[noworries]

well, every 10th guy or so, we should have vince goodrum come by and slurp up the contents of her vag?   

Never happen.  Goodrum would throw-up if he saw a vagina. 

[StAge ThRee]

Women spending cash on guys is always a good thing, I would ignore her calls though, she doesn't need to know what someones doing all the time.

Agreed.

[DroppingPlates]

she said she was missing me and wanted to see how my day at work was going sometimes

Even missing you when you're @work? Get rid of her and avoid these kind of women from now on, they suck the life out of you since they don't have an own one. And no, you can't call this 'true love'

[Stavios]

http://www.spy-mobile-phone.com/flexispy-phone-spy-listen-to-actual-phone-calls.html

I wouldn't accept any phone from my gf