I love rum more than a baby loves it's mothers milk.
Yes, rum is the elixir of life. Tends to lead to much regret and a phone full of angry text messages the next morning, however.
Have you tried "Sailor Jerry's"? It's a bit of a girly drink, but last time I drank it I woke up in bed covered in red and black vomit and no recollection of the previous night out.
