Author Topic: Participate in This Glorious Day (Read 3942 times)

disturbia · « **on:** February 20, 2010, 02:56:10 PM »

today is awkward message day
I have a profile on a dating site.
I will post a profile of someone on here from the site and together we will come up with an awkward message to send to her.
Nothing vulgar, I wont send it

our first contestant:

http://www.plentyoffish.com/member18116525.htm

tendonitis · « **Reply #1 on:** February 20, 2010, 03:01:43 PM »

ask her who is better, ronnie or dorian

disturbia · « **Reply #2 on:** February 20, 2010, 03:02:28 PM »

Quote from: tendonitis on February 20, 2010, 03:01:43 PM

ask her who is better, ronnie or dorian

I approve this message
sending right now

disturbia · « **Reply #3 on:** February 20, 2010, 03:05:12 PM »

To: a free spirit (View Profile) (View All Correspondence)
Subject: whos better Sent Date: 2/20/2010

who do you think is better, Dorian or Ronnie? Andwhy?

this chick fukin hates me---we need more---epic beard man questions are needed

just_a_pilgrim · « **Reply #4 on:** February 20, 2010, 03:15:47 PM »

Tell her your penis is as long as her name

odilly · « **Reply #5 on:** February 20, 2010, 03:19:27 PM »

ask her what color of glittery man thong she likes on competitors

disturbia · « **Reply #6 on:** February 20, 2010, 03:20:09 PM »

Quote from: odilly on February 20, 2010, 03:19:27 PM

ask her what color of glittery man thong she likes on competitors

sending now

Mr.1derful · « **Reply #7 on:** February 20, 2010, 03:21:09 PM »

Ask her this, "If you were a hotdog and you were starving, would you eat yourself?"

Mr Nobody · « **Reply #8 on:** February 20, 2010, 03:21:56 PM »

Tell her Slacker has 23 inch arms.

disturbia · « **Reply #9 on:** February 20, 2010, 03:24:31 PM »

Quote from: Mr.1derful on February 20, 2010, 03:21:09 PM

Ask her this, "If you were a hotdog and you were starving, would you eat yourself?"

Our nest contestant will receive this message, and here she is, the very suburban teacher, quite mundane, typical with no imagination.

http://www.plentyoffish.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=18063151

disturbia · « **Reply #10 on:** February 20, 2010, 03:28:15 PM »

Quote from: Mr.1derful on February 20, 2010, 03:21:09 PM

Ask her this, "If you were a hotdog and you were starving, would you eat yourself?"

boooo she just deleted the message and didnt answer

gimme anotehr one

solida · « **Reply #11 on:** February 20, 2010, 03:30:06 PM »

Ask her what her favorite episode of Who's the boss is.

Wingnut32 · « **Reply #12 on:** February 20, 2010, 03:31:13 PM »

Quote from: Mr Nobody on February 20, 2010, 03:21:56 PM

Tell her Slacker has 23 inch arms.

Ask her if she would be interested in someone who looked like John Cena. . . . only bigger

disturbia · « **Reply #13 on:** February 20, 2010, 03:32:18 PM »

Quote from: solida on February 20, 2010, 03:30:06 PM

Ask her what her favorite episode of Who's the boss is.

hahaahahahah
thats a beauty sending now to a new contestant--lemme find one

oh boy shes zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

http://www.plentyoffish.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=17867249

disturbia · « **Reply #14 on:** February 20, 2010, 03:32:55 PM »

Quote from: Wingnut32 on February 20, 2010, 03:31:13 PM

Ask her if she would be interested in someone who looked like John Cena. . . . only bigger

no we need original questions--non getbig associated stuff

Kwon · « **Reply #15 on:** February 20, 2010, 03:35:02 PM »

LOL i first thought the name was Regina Saskatchewan

Then it seemed like they all had the same name

Then i saw, it was the city...

solida · « **Reply #16 on:** February 20, 2010, 03:36:09 PM »

Ask her if she thinks that black people should be given presents on black history month.

disturbia · « **Reply #17 on:** February 20, 2010, 03:37:48 PM »

Quote from: disturbia on February 20, 2010, 03:32:18 PM

hahaahahahah
thats a beauty sending now to a new contestant--lemme find one

oh boy shes zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

http://www.plentyoffish.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=17867249

yay this one plays along and likes it
but she cant think of which episode is her favorite

oh wait--she told me to hit the road

solida · « **Reply #18 on:** February 20, 2010, 03:41:16 PM »

You can do two things now:
1) Either tell her that Jonathan turned out to be flaming homo and insert url.
2) Tell her , tho it may not look like it. You played a Chevy Chase lookalike during the 80's and were raking it in.

disturbia · « **Reply #19 on:** February 20, 2010, 04:01:24 PM »

Quote from: Mr.1derful on February 20, 2010, 03:53:01 PM

And a shitty one at that.

and thats about the nicest thing to say about Regina

I can think of many many worse
its a dump

Mr Nobody · « **Reply #20 on:** February 20, 2010, 04:03:21 PM »

;)Listen

hazbin · « **Reply #21 on:** February 20, 2010, 04:08:15 PM »

ask her what a rich guy with a huge penis would have to do to meet her.

odilly · « **Reply #22 on:** February 20, 2010, 04:48:10 PM »

Ask her which golden girl she would say she is....and then tell her your blanch..the slutty one and put a winky face on it lol

Jizzacked · « **Reply #23 on:** February 20, 2010, 05:40:23 PM »

who would you rather.... epic beard man thomas bruso, or legendary bob sly?

Author Topic: Participate in This Glorious Day (Read 3942 times)

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