Meh. That would mean raising the drinking age, re-criminalizing pot and having shitty strip joints. We'll take a pass. Thanks for the offer, tho.
haha, like the drinking age would affect you.

And I don't know which strip joints you've been to, but we have our fair share of ones that stack up with Canada. Pot? Don't really care about.
We have sunny beaches.....on both coasts. Excellent football, baseball and basketball. Great micro-brews. Plus, when we get pissed we just bomb the fuck outta somebody.
