Author Topic: im a grown man and i can drink what i want to dammit (Read 3448 times)

marty31672 · « **on:** February 21, 2010, 07:35:29 PM »

i went out to dinner with my wife and some friends at p.f. chengs which is a chinese bistro

everybody ordered some alcohol: my wife had some wine, everyone else had sake
i saw a drink that looked cool on the cocktail menu and decided to give it a try the description sounded reasonable but when it comes to the table its this bright pink drink in a funny looking glass

i didnt think it was really a big deal at first but then everybody decides to start laughing and making fun of me until at last i had heard enough and shouted "im a grown ass man dammit and i can drink whatever the hell i want" i then stormed out and ate instead at the italian place nearby i drank a cream soda since i wasnt really in the mood for alcohol anymore

my wife says i overreacted but i changed the subject and said didnt really want to talk about it

disturbia · « **Reply #1 on:** February 21, 2010, 07:39:46 PM »

Quote from: Big Dicked Bob on February 21, 2010, 07:39:14 PM

thats your coolest one ever

WillGrant · « **Reply #2 on:** February 21, 2010, 07:44:56 PM »

Quote from: disturbia on February 21, 2010, 07:39:46 PM

thats your coolest one ever

x2 BDB bringing it like a delivery man delivering ahh stuff $:-\$

240 is Back · « **Reply #3 on:** February 21, 2010, 07:45:02 PM »

as you get older, staying in shape provides benefits.

When you're 20 or 22, most people look pretty much the same thanks to metabolism. Most people are fairly lean.

When you're 35 or 40... most of your friends are fatasses. They are weak and they look like shit. if you're 180 and have abs, you are usually the stud among them. You can order any fruity ass drink you wish... if they give you any guff, you smile at their wife, who obviously wants to fvck you instead of them.

You shrug, smile, and you take the biggest sip of that boisenberry margarita that you like. As time tears down your peers, you will emerge as the winner.

EL Mariachi · « **Reply #4 on:** February 21, 2010, 07:47:06 PM »

Quote from: 240 is Back on February 21, 2010, 07:45:02 PM

as you get older, staying in shape provides benefits.

When you're 20 or 22, most people look pretty much the same thanks to metabolism. Most people are fairly lean.

When you're 35 or 40... most of your friends are fatasses. They are weak and they look like shit. if you're 180 and have abs, you are usually the stud among them. You can order any fruity ass drink you wish... if they give you any guff, you smile at their wife, who obviously wants to fvck you instead of them.

You shrug, smile, and you take the biggest sip of that boisenberry margarita that you like. As time tears down your peers, you will emerge as the winner.

damn you typed this very fast..like prepared....im no einstein but its quite possible marty's your gimmick

240 is Back · « **Reply #5 on:** February 21, 2010, 07:48:56 PM »

nah, i'm just a really fast typer. all while watching the nba on espn.

40k posts, you develop some speed... plus i'm speaking from the heart on this one. i was always a skinny twink. now that i'm pushing 35, all my friends are fat. I order the margarita and i enjoy it. nobody rags on my bitch drinks anymore

and yes, last night i had a lemon drop shot and nobody said a thing

marty31672 · « **Reply #6 on:** February 21, 2010, 07:49:28 PM »

Quote from: 240 is Back on February 21, 2010, 07:45:02 PM

as you get older, staying in shape provides benefits.

When you're 20 or 22, most people look pretty much the same thanks to metabolism. Most people are fairly lean.

When you're 35 or 40... most of your friends are fatasses. They are weak and they look like shit. if you're 180 and have abs, you are usually the stud among them. You can order any fruity ass drink you wish... if they give you any guff, you smile at their wife, who obviously wants to fvck you instead of them.

You shrug, smile, and you take the biggest sip of that boisenberry margarita that you like. As time tears down your peers, you will emerge as the winner.

lol ... awesome man im speechless

Hulkotron · « **Reply #7 on:** February 21, 2010, 07:49:45 PM »

You over-reacted and also that is a pussy drink. Order a beer or something.

marty31672 · « **Reply #8 on:** February 21, 2010, 07:52:05 PM »

Quote from: Hulkotron on February 21, 2010, 07:49:45 PM

You over-reacted and also that is a pussy drink. Order a beer or something.

i didnt no it would be bright pink

odilly · « **Reply #9 on:** February 21, 2010, 07:53:00 PM »

What you should have done marty, was when they really started laying into you. you should have ripped off yoru clothes to show your posing trunks and started hitting most musculars from on top of the table while yelling "HOW CAN I BE GAY WHEN I AM THIS MUSCULAR...........LIGHT S OUT BABE"

240 is Back · « **Reply #10 on:** February 21, 2010, 07:58:52 PM »

seriously, if Lebron james was sitting at the bar drinking a pink silly drink, people wouldn't talk shit. Every guy in there would be trying to high five him, and all the girls would be plotting how to S his D.

Game begets all.

HTexan · « **Reply #11 on:** February 21, 2010, 07:59:28 PM »

my chick is totally against alcohol. She like, " dont drink around me." I just tell her Jesus drank wine, and order a glass or wine or beer just to piss her out sometimes.

WillGrant · « **Reply #12 on:** February 21, 2010, 08:03:14 PM »

Quote from: marty31672 on February 21, 2010, 07:35:29 PM

i went out to dinner with my wife and some friends at p.f. chengs which is a chinese bistro

everybody ordered some alcohol: my wife had some wine, everyone else had sake
i saw a drink that looked cool on the cocktail menu and decided to give it a try the description sounded reasonable but when it comes to the table its this bright pink drink in a funny looking glass

i didnt think it was really a big deal at first but then everybody decides to start laughing and making fun of me until at last i had heard enough and shouted "im a grown ass man dammit and i can drink whatever the hell i want" i then stormed out and ate instead at the italian place nearby i drank a cream soda since i wasnt really in the mood for alcohol anymore

my wife says i overreacted but i changed the subject and said didnt really want to talk about it

Marty , you need to keep your posts down on the z board..just a thought.

James Blunt · « **Reply #13 on:** February 21, 2010, 08:04:10 PM »

Quote from: odilly on February 21, 2010, 07:53:00 PM

What you should have done marty, was when they really started laying into you. you should have ripped off yoru clothes to show your posing trunks and started hitting most musculars from on top of the table while yelling "HOW CAN I BE GAY WHEN I AM THIS MUSCULAR...........LIGHT S OUT BABE"

oh jesus

imagining that is hilarious. Genius

Aside from that marty storming out was weak. grow some nuts and be proud of your drink. even if that shit is pink.

SF1900 · « **Reply #14 on:** February 21, 2010, 08:06:41 PM »

Is a screwdriver considered a "girlie" drink? ::crosses fingers in hopes that it's not::

HTexan · « **Reply #15 on:** February 21, 2010, 08:11:48 PM »

Quote from: SF1900 on February 21, 2010, 08:06:41 PM

Is a screwdriver considered a "girlie" drink? ::crosses fingers in hopes that it's not::

No, because it only has 2 ingredients, and easy to make. Anything you can make drunk is not a girlie drink.

Captain Equipoise · « **Reply #16 on:** February 21, 2010, 08:24:33 PM »

Quote from: Big Dicked Bob on February 21, 2010, 07:39:14 PM

Sweet!!!

SF1900 · « **Reply #17 on:** February 21, 2010, 08:34:50 PM »

Quote from: HTexan on February 21, 2010, 08:11:48 PM

No, because it only has 2 ingredients, and easy to make. Anything you can make drunk is not a girlie drink.

Okay, good, because its my favorite drink

Hulkotron · « **Reply #18 on:** February 21, 2010, 08:38:51 PM »

That is a pretty good rule. More than two ingredients = girly drink. I do enjoy a Long Island ice tea from time to time though

io856 · « **Reply #19 on:** February 21, 2010, 08:49:10 PM »

Bluto is very creative you have to give him that

marty31672 · « **Reply #20 on:** February 22, 2010, 01:51:52 PM »

Quote from: Hulkotron on February 21, 2010, 08:38:51 PM

That is a pretty good rule. More than two ingredients = girly drink. I do enjoy a Long Island ice tea from time to time though

i thought long island ice tea was manly $:-\$

FitnessFrenzy · « **Reply #21 on:** February 22, 2010, 01:55:11 PM »

Quote from: disturbia on February 21, 2010, 07:39:46 PM

thats your coolest one ever

x2. That was quite epic.

Captain Equipoise · « **Reply #22 on:** February 22, 2010, 07:51:15 PM »

Quote from: io856 on February 21, 2010, 08:49:10 PM

Bluto is very creative you have to give him that

I dunno man, him starting to assume and 'becoming' another identity is kind of creepy, he can't live without this board so he starts a new whole fictitious identity, claims he has a wife, acts like a clueless innocent kid, etc. etc. that's multiple personality disorder..

gordiano · « **Reply #23 on:** February 22, 2010, 09:29:15 PM »

Quote from: Captain Equipoise on February 22, 2010, 07:51:15 PM

I dunno man, him starting to assume and 'becoming' another identity is kind of creepy, he can't live without this board so he starts a new whole fictitious identity, claims he has a wife, acts like a clueless innocent kid, etc. etc. that's multiple personality disorder..

Exactly. Let's not encourage this idiot. We've already got at least one retard (waddy)....do we need another?

Princess L · « **Reply #24 on:** February 22, 2010, 09:56:24 PM »

Quote from: marty31672 on February 22, 2010, 01:51:52 PM

i thought long island ice tea was manly $:-\$

It is if you want it to be!