anyways lets see a pic of you and your prison inmate friends
. I herd your nick name was Sally in the pen? 
well you are obviously clued out, never went to the pen
and theres not a lot of 280 pound sallys runnin around any jail (sally has never been used as a term in jail anyways, methinks you watch to much tv)
however there are an absolute plethora of midgets in the 5 foot 4 to 5 foot 7 range, and that is a fact
how in cocks name are you claiming to be Uklranian