online dating for bodybuilders- is it a sign of the times or pathetic?

[johnnynoname]

i clearly feel johnny is gay as he's been saying far too much stuff on here to by joking imo:-X

if i was gay i would be out trust me

reason being is that why would i stay in the closet and be lonely when i could make a killing having sex with hot gay guys (given the way i look)

granted, not many girls care for my look but i know that a good amount of gay dudes want to bang the shit out of me

so, why i should i waste my time with this straight facade when i could be out there getting dudes left and right


btw, "saying far too much" is considered gay.  Shit, now i know why Gerard Butler got out of Scotland...because everyone there is a fucking retard

[Parker]

if i was gay i would be out trust me

reason being is that why would i stay in the closet and be lonely when i could make a killing having sex with hot gay guys (given the way i look)

granted, not many girls care for my look but i know that a good amount of gay dudes want to bang the shit out of me

so, why i should i waste my time with this straight facade when i could be out there getting dudes left and right

btw, "saying far too much" is considered gay.  Shit, now i know why Gerard Butler got out of Scotland...because everyone there is a fucking retard

Just your luck you'd meet a Deisel ass DL brotha who is flamboyantly gay behind closed doors... And brags about how many assholes that were destroyed and needed to be sew up while he was locked up... And he want you to call him by his pet name, "Bloody Mary"

[aglifter]

if i was gay i would be out trust me

reason being is that why would i stay in the closet and be lonely when i could make a killing having sex with hot gay guys (given the way i look)

granted, not many girls care for my look but i know that a good amount of gay dudes want to bang the shit out of me

so, why i should i waste my time with this straight facade when i could be out there getting dudes left and right


btw, "saying far too much" is considered gay.  Shit, now i know why Gerard Butler got out of Scotland...because everyone there is a fucking retard

it seems that a good amount of thinking went into this post...

[johnnynoname]

Just your luck you'd meet a Deisel ass DL brotha who is flamboyantly gay behind closed doors... And brags about how many assholes that were destroyed and needed to be sew up while he was locked up... And he want you to call him by his pet name, "Bloody Mary"

The "mary" part is hilarious.

I don't know about dudes on the DL but i know that the out and flamboyant African American's love my ass (figuratively speaking)

[io856]

The "mary" part is hilarious.

I don't know about dudes on the DL but i know that the out and flamboyant African American's love my ass (figuratively speaking)

thats gross they want to bottom you

[johnnynoname]

it seems that a good amount of thinking went into this post...

not really much thought went into it

me being born "straight" is proof that their is a "God" and that he/she/it has a sense of humor because God made me look the way I do AND he made me straight knowing full and well that i would be smashing alot of "man pussy" if I was born gay

DAMN YOU GOD!!!

[Mr Nobody]

 

[Parker]

The "mary" part is hilarious.

I don't know about dudes on the DL but i know that the out and flamboyant African American's love my ass (figuratively speaking)

DL dudes somehow always want to be around "you", spending time, at least those are clues I was told.

 one time at work me and my co-worker were sitting in different offices. My co-worker is white dude with a large nose...in walks this flamboyantly gay black man. He tells my co-worker, "Love the tie, don't love the nose!" he then turns and he sees me, he says, "Uh-uh, Haaaaeyyyyyyy!"

two snaps and twist was what I expecting next...

[ManBearPig...]

i see "dudes" like "fatpanda" are still somehow intimidated by homos.  they are so afraid that people will mistake them for homos that in every thread they have to chime in with what a fat somebody is.

if johnny no shame sucked 0 dicks or 50, it absolutely has zero bearing on my life.  what the fuck do i care who bathes in cum around here?

btw, how come new mom didn't send me pics of her bending over or something yet?

[johnnynoname]

 one time at work me and my co-worker were sitting in different offices. My co-worker is white dude with a large nose...in walks this flamboyantly gay black man. He tells my co-worker, "Love the tie, don't love the nose!" he then turns and he sees me, he says, "Uh-uh, Haaaaeyyyyyyy!"

two snaps and twist was what I expecting next...

i just, legit, envisioned Damon Wayan's "Men on Film" character

thank you for that

[Parker]

i just, legit, envisioned Damon Wayan's "Men on Film" character

thank you for that

Lol! Dude had Damon's smirk too, like "I gotcho (wink)."

Antwon Mayweathers

[Palpatine Q]

DL dudes somehow always want to be around "you", spending time, at least those are clues I was told.

 one time at work me and my co-worker were sitting in different offices. My co-worker is white dude with a large nose...in walks this flamboyantly gay black man. He tells my co-worker, "Love the tie, don't love the nose!" he then turns and he sees me, he says, "Uh-uh, Haaaaeyyyyyyy!"

two snaps and twist was what I expecting next...

I feel sorry for gay guys when they get old. It seems to me they like to carry themselves as "hipper than thou" and place a premium on looks and style. kinda hard to pull that off when you are 55.

unless of course you are rich, but every gay guy isn't a millionare

[io856]

I feel sorry for gay guys when they get old. It seems to me they like to carry themselves as "hipper than thou" and place a premium on looks and style. kinda hard to pull that off when you are 55.

unless of course you are rich, but every gay guy isn't a millionare

...no kids

[Fatpanda]

a lot of slack jawed guys around here. 

i have nothing against gays - just gays who pretend to be straight when its clear to anyone with half a brain they are not. 

[Parker]

I feel sorry for gay guys when they get old. It seems to me they like to carry themselves as "hipper than thou" and place a premium on looks and style. kinda hard to pull that off when you are 55.

unless of course you are rich, but every gay guy isn't a millionare

eh, some do, some become boyscout leaders, others become priests, some others even become Senators , some channel all that into artistic or literary works and some just "be".

[Palpatine Q]

eh, some do, some become boyscout leaders, others become priests, some others even become Senators , some channel all that into artistic or literary works and some just "be".

Makes perfect sense....everyone is hip and young in their life, then you grow up. Gay, straight...whatever

[wavelength]

johnny is like howard stern, the only non-gay thing he does is banging chicks

[johnnynoname]

johnny is like howard stern, the only non-gay thing he does is banging chicks

i don't wear no scarf though...that's very gay

[wavelength]

i don't wear no scarf though...that's very gay

not even on one or two occasions?

[The Showstoppa]

i don't wear no scarf though...that's very gay

Yes, it might clash with your european carry-all......

[Parker]

i don't wear no scarf though...that's very gay

"Haaaeey, the Co-Lour of the day is Cum-quat, as in Cum-squat ova here! One good Co-Lour is mega docious Purple. If you get a scarf in that color, it's best to wear it the Canadian way...but you only have a few weeks, because April Showers, bring May's Flowers!"

[johnnynoname]

i've come to the conclusion that i don't like this online dating thing at all.

it is so impersonal

one of the best parts of finding a "mate"/sex partner is the actual thrill of going somewhere, "stalking your game", seducing and "closing the deal"

the online websites totally kill that thrill-

it is really sad when a decent looking 35 year old is calling you first and seeing what you are doing this weekend.  I'm kinda old school in the sense that i like to be the one who initiates everything

[MJK]

i've come to the conclusion that i don't like this online dating thing at all.

it is so impersonal

one of the best parts of finding a "mate"/sex partner is the actual thrill of going somewhere, "stalking your game", seducing and "closing the deal"

the online websites totally kill that thrill-

it is really sad when a decent looking 35 year old is calling you first and seeing what you are doing this weekend.  I'm kinda old school in the sense that i like to be the one who initiates everything

Pics of these desperate ho's or let this thread die already.

[johnnynoname]

Pics of these desperate ho's or let this thread die already.

i'll PM it to you cuz it would be kinda wrong to post it here
this chick (the one i PM'd) called me at 4:57 from her work phone before she left- i feel sad- i mean, look at her main pic- it's like you can see the "desperateness" hidden in that smile

[MJK]

i'll PM it to you cuz it would be kinda wrong to post it here
this chick (the one i PM'd) called me at 4:57 from her work phone before she left- i feel sad- i mean, look at her main pic- it's like you can see the "desperateness" hidden in that smile

Twenty other guys have probably avoided her call as well.