GetBig I Desperately Need Your Help

[ManBearPig...]

"Damn. I'm single and didn't even think of that wonderful answer.  

wtf"


haha... get married... suddenly your ability to grasp lost opportunity will just blossom.

x infinity

[CalvinH]

Im to lazy to go to the bathroom so I pee in a Big Gulp cup

 

[Mr Nobody]

People = I hate them all = all problems.

[SusanFitness]

Quite a mouth on this twat. JNN is the funniest guy on the board and a top tier poster. You on the other hand come across as a spiteful little cuunt with nothing positive to say. Who hurt you? Was it a man? Of course it was.

So what do you look like, fatso?

hahaha, no surprise to see old saggy tits swinging from someones nuts and melting down.

[growth]

Ok, this is not a funny answer but one that makes the most sense to me unless you would be willing to move:

If you want to go back to more normal just get into a normal relationship - that means: no freaks (2 and 3) and no long distance stuff (4).
And if 1 has a pretty face you could always start and get each other into shape if you think she's too chubby.

4 might also be an option if you or she is prepared to move but it might as well be that she does not expect your "relationship" to be anything serious due to the distance between the two of you.

[pellius]

hahaha, no surprise to see old saggy tits swinging from someones nuts and melting down.

Well, since you won't post your pic I'll do it for you. Like I said, you must have been quite the hottie during your time. Sucks that your time is over. Are you losing your hair?

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=318324.msg4564911#msg4564911

[pellius]

hahaha, no surprise to see old saggy tits swinging from someones nuts and melting down.

Well, well, well. I guess I have to take back my previous posts. You just stole SusanFitness's id. This is the infamous SquadFather. The pathetic son of a beotch that got chased off the board eons ago.

How pathetic you have to keep coming back with a new gimmick only to be owned into oblivion and having to come back with another gimmick. Why a woman this time? Are you cross dressing now? And you want to make fun of my waistline when you have globs of fat spilling over your baggy shorts and never looked like you've ever stepped into a gym.

God some people here are just so pathetically sad. Please kill yourself already.

[dr.chimps]

OK I have the option of 4 girls--yes its true, I actually can get girls.

1. I stay in town but she has 2 kids and wants someone stable           7%

4. I go 450 miles. She is 38, has her shit together. Guaranteed sex, prolly gonna pay for everything.  Is really into me and theres a strong chance could get me to be more normal.     54%

I would be all thinking I'd be into #4 as she sounds great, but then reality and my, as yet, insurmounted laziness would slam into gear and I'd be heading over to #4's house looking like a grade 8 prom date.