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Therapeutic massage
« on: February 25, 2010, 06:39:39 AM »
Tonight I will go to the 39 yo place. She asked me today if I would like a massage and what kind of beer she should get. I accepted the massage and asked for Heineken. I shaved my back and balls. Anything else I should do ?

PS: she's 5'10" and has larger hands than me  :D

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Re: Therapeutic massage
« Reply #1 on: February 25, 2010, 06:41:18 AM »
What happened to the idea that she should just accept you as hairy?
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Re: Therapeutic massage
« Reply #2 on: February 25, 2010, 06:41:43 AM »
dood shave your ass crack
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Re: Therapeutic massage
« Reply #3 on: February 25, 2010, 06:43:32 AM »
Quote from: io856 on February 25, 2010, 06:41:18 AM
What happened to the idea that she should just accept you as hairy?
I still abide by it. But I did my back a few days ago to see the definition in my romboids better and I just refreshed it. Will let it grow back after this
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Re: Therapeutic massage
« Reply #4 on: February 25, 2010, 06:45:33 AM »
Quote from: sevastase on February 25, 2010, 06:39:39 AM
Tonight I will go to the 39 yo place. She asked me today if I would like a massage and what kind of beer she should get. I accepted the massage and asked for Heineken. I shaved my back and balls. Anything else I should do ?

PS: she's 5'10" and has larger hands than me  :D





Wash your balls before you go see her.
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Re: Therapeutic massage
« Reply #5 on: February 25, 2010, 06:46:12 AM »
should have kept Adina around  ;)
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Re: Therapeutic massage
« Reply #6 on: February 25, 2010, 06:46:29 AM »
Quote from: CalvinH on February 25, 2010, 06:45:33 AM


Wash your balls before you go see her.
Will take a shower. I am a very clean guy
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Re: Therapeutic massage
« Reply #7 on: February 25, 2010, 06:47:10 AM »
Quote from: io856 on February 25, 2010, 06:46:12 AM
should have kept Adina around  ;)
no. She was boring. Plus it's fun to do new stuff all the time
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Re: Therapeutic massage
« Reply #8 on: February 25, 2010, 06:49:28 AM »
now rude wants a Heineken  >:(
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Re: Therapeutic massage
« Reply #9 on: February 25, 2010, 06:50:33 AM »
Quote from: RUDE BUOY on February 25, 2010, 06:49:28 AM
now rude wants a Heineken  >:(
It is one of the few beers around here that taste decent. I will have one for you Rude while she massages me.
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Re: Therapeutic massage
« Reply #10 on: February 25, 2010, 06:52:50 AM »
Quote from: sevastase on February 25, 2010, 06:50:33 AM
It is one of the few beers around here that taste decent. I will have one for you Rude while she massages me.
you are a man amongst men sev
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Re: Therapeutic massage
« Reply #11 on: February 25, 2010, 06:54:01 AM »
Quote from: RUDE BUOY on February 25, 2010, 06:52:50 AM
you are a man amongst men sev
I prefer to be amongst women if you know what I mean  ;D

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Re: Therapeutic massage
« Reply #12 on: February 25, 2010, 06:54:56 AM »
Quote from: sevastase on February 25, 2010, 06:54:01 AM
I prefer to be amongst women if you know what I mean  ;D


well played sir
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Re: Therapeutic massage
« Reply #13 on: February 25, 2010, 06:59:22 AM »
Quote from: RUDE BUOY on February 25, 2010, 06:49:28 AM
now rude wants a Heineken  >:(
imo heineken sucks. how about a nice cold sam adams?
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Re: Therapeutic massage
« Reply #14 on: February 25, 2010, 07:00:29 AM »
Quote from: HTexan on February 25, 2010, 06:59:22 AM
imo heineken sucks. how about a nice cold sam adams?
how bout a nice tall
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Re: Therapeutic massage
« Reply #15 on: February 25, 2010, 07:03:01 AM »
I am off to the gym to sculpt my body ( is my first workout so wish me luck ). Then after breaking down muscle fibers, I will eat a bit, shower and head over for Heineken and massage. It looks to be a decent night after all.
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Re: Therapeutic massage
« Reply #16 on: February 25, 2010, 07:06:30 AM »
Quote from: RUDE BUOY on February 25, 2010, 07:00:29 AM
how bout a nice tall
imo awful beer.
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Re: Therapeutic massage
« Reply #17 on: February 25, 2010, 07:09:38 AM »
Quote from: RUDE BUOY on February 25, 2010, 07:00:29 AM
how bout a nice tall




I didn't think Canadians drank that stuff ???
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Re: Therapeutic massage
« Reply #18 on: February 25, 2010, 09:25:02 AM »
Quote from: CalvinH on February 25, 2010, 07:09:38 AM



I didn't think Canadians drank that stuff ???

lmao never saw a Molson Canadian in quebec

here, we just call it "molson"  ;D
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Re: Therapeutic massage
« Reply #19 on: February 25, 2010, 09:28:21 AM »
Quote from: Stavios on February 25, 2010, 09:25:02 AM
lmao never saw a Molson Canadian in quebec

here, we just call it "molson"  ;D


Couple of years ago I was in Halifax and went to order one and the girl I was with said don't cuz no one drinks them in Canada ;D
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Re: Therapeutic massage
« Reply #20 on: February 25, 2010, 09:32:05 AM »
this is what I drink



or

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Re: Therapeutic massage
« Reply #21 on: February 25, 2010, 09:34:32 AM »
Quote from: CalvinH on February 25, 2010, 09:28:21 AM

Couple of years ago I was in Halifax and went to order one and the girl I was with said don't cuz no one drinks them in Canada ;D

That may be true in Halifax but not everywhere.  I was a bartender in Calgary for years...  Molson outsold everything else combined.  LaBeer on the othere hand...  Not so much.
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Re: Therapeutic massage
« Reply #22 on: February 25, 2010, 09:36:16 AM »
Quote from: Stavios on February 25, 2010, 09:32:05 AM
this is what I drink



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Thats what she drank :D
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Re: Therapeutic massage
« Reply #23 on: February 25, 2010, 09:37:35 AM »
Quote from: CalvinH on February 25, 2010, 09:36:16 AM



Thats what she drank :D

she must have been very manly like myself then  8)
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Re: Therapeutic massage
« Reply #24 on: February 25, 2010, 09:49:11 AM »
Quote from: Stavios on February 25, 2010, 09:37:35 AM
she must have been very manly like myself then  8)



Never met a Canadian chick who wasn't afraid of the booze ;)
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