Author Topic: Getting fat and losing fine hoes.. (Read 6994 times)

TrueGrit · « **on:** February 26, 2010, 05:15:14 AM »

There is only one answer: bring back the Falcon! we need his advices and it is a sin to clip his wings.

TrueGrit · « **Reply #1 on:** February 26, 2010, 05:28:19 AM »

Mr Nobody · « **Reply #2 on:** February 26, 2010, 05:48:24 AM »

Where the fuck is he? We need epic lean advices around here.

TrueGrit · « **Reply #3 on:** February 26, 2010, 01:18:44 PM »

Quote from: Mr Nobody on February 26, 2010, 05:48:24 AM

Where the fuck is he?

Falcon vision means that he sees all.

funk51 · « **Reply #4 on:** February 26, 2010, 01:42:27 PM »

Quote from: TrueGrit on February 26, 2010, 05:15:14 AM

There is only one answer: bring back the Falcon! we need his advices and it is a sin to clip his wings.

you sure got a pretty mouth city boy.

SaltShaker · « **Reply #5 on:** February 26, 2010, 01:46:41 PM »

i never cared for falcon that much... did he bang decent looking chicks? or were they mostly chubby trailer trash chicks with daddy issues

TrueGrit · « **Reply #6 on:** February 26, 2010, 03:16:01 PM »

Quote from: SaltShaker on February 26, 2010, 01:46:41 PM

i never cared for falcon that much... did he bang decent looking chicks? or were they mostly chubby trailer trash chicks with daddy issues

The Falcon has many varied and fine hoes. All kinds of beast drink from the same well.

Don't know about Daddy issues but I do think they had DaddyWaddy issues; he tore them hoes apart!!

JimmyJam1974 · « **Reply #7 on:** February 26, 2010, 03:25:54 PM »

The FailCan needs to come back to roost.

James Blunt · « **Reply #8 on:** February 26, 2010, 03:39:19 PM »

If you question whether or not the falcon is for real... watch!

TrueGrit · « **Reply #9 on:** March 12, 2010, 04:05:33 AM »

Situation is getting crazy now. I'm still standing and won't sit down until JF is back with epic advices.

pugalist666 · « **Reply #10 on:** March 12, 2010, 04:07:28 AM »

me thinks he lured this one back to the falcon cave with promises of white powder

Mr Nobody · « **Reply #11 on:** March 12, 2010, 04:08:09 AM »

Quote from: James Blunt on February 26, 2010, 03:39:19 PM

If you question whether or not the falcon is for real... watch!

You got the Jethro Tull video he did that was funny as hell..

TrueGrit · « **Reply #12 on:** March 12, 2010, 04:08:40 AM »

Quote from: pugalist666 on March 12, 2010, 04:07:28 AM

me thinks he lured this one back to the falcon cave with promises of white powder

Many, many fine hoes have ventured into the "white room" at Johnny's sprawling bachelor pad..

pugalist666 · « **Reply #13 on:** March 12, 2010, 04:10:50 AM »

Quote from: TrueGrit on March 12, 2010, 04:08:40 AM

Many, many fine hoes have ventured into the "white room" at Johnny's sprawling bachelor pad..

i think the quality of the "hoes" has decreased with his decision to switch his choice of drugs from ped's to rec's

TrueGrit · « **Reply #14 on:** March 12, 2010, 04:14:21 AM »

I like her - even more attractive now that we know she is impregfalconated!

Mr Nobody · « **Reply #15 on:** March 12, 2010, 04:16:04 AM »

Free Falcon, human experimentation has really dropped around here.

kiwiol · « **Reply #16 on:** March 12, 2010, 04:16:23 AM »

Who was it who made this one? Hilarious

Mr Nobody · « **Reply #17 on:** March 12, 2010, 04:19:32 AM »

The Jethro Tull video was the best of Falcon's works, damn I wish someone would post it up again.

TrueGrit · « **Reply #18 on:** March 12, 2010, 04:24:36 AM »

Quote from: Mr Nobody on March 12, 2010, 04:19:32 AM

The Jethro Tull video was the best of Falcon's works, damn I wish someone would post it up again.

Fucking brilliant..

Mr Nobody · « **Reply #19 on:** March 12, 2010, 04:31:14 AM »

Quote from: TrueGrit on March 12, 2010, 04:24:36 AM

Fucking brilliant..

Ha thanks True, classic Falcon for sure.

brooklynbruiser · « **Reply #20 on:** March 12, 2010, 09:14:12 AM »

LOL As long as his Falconmind is contained in one ongoing thread (the best for chronicling and documenting his life and times, of course), I could care less what he does. It's the ten threads on the front page and nine are Falcon going on about olive oil.

drkaje · « **Reply #21 on:** March 12, 2010, 09:21:36 AM »

I have olive oil in the house and don't know what to do with it.

Mr Nobody · « **Reply #22 on:** March 12, 2010, 09:29:26 AM »

Quote from: drkaje on March 12, 2010, 09:21:36 AM

I have olive oil in the house and don't know what to do with it.

I'm on the phone with Falcon now for further instructions.

funk51 · « **Reply #23 on:** March 12, 2010, 01:59:22 PM »

Quote from: Mr Nobody on March 12, 2010, 04:31:14 AM

Ha thanks True, classic Falcon for sure.

that's some funny stuff, he's right though music gives that little extra power.

drkaje · « **Reply #24 on:** March 12, 2010, 02:11:31 PM »

Quote from: Mr Nobody on March 12, 2010, 09:29:26 AM

I'm on the phone with Falcon now for further instructions.

Any advices yet?!