Author Topic: Lucid Delusion (The Cover Band Years/featuring young Jade) (Read 9828 times)

Thin Lizzy · « **Reply #50 on:** March 02, 2010, 10:21:19 AM »

Who knew Jim "The Anvil" Neidhardt was so multi-talented?

Army of One · « **Reply #51 on:** March 02, 2010, 10:23:02 AM »

WOW, "Bedlam" (oh Brother

)is really Buck Angel, who knew!!

Palpatine Q · « **Reply #52 on:** March 02, 2010, 10:52:22 AM »

Quote from: db2431 on March 02, 2010, 10:23:02 AM

WOW, "Bedlam" (oh Brother )is really Buck Angel, who knew!!

That's fucked up.

According to Jade..her boyfriend is "packing".

I always thought that it was funny that she bragged to total strangers about her boyfriend's dick, as if everyone's life revolves around the size of someone's cock like hers does

Cleanest Natural · « **Reply #53 on:** March 02, 2010, 10:55:05 AM »

that guy's paws rival those of a 13 yo boy

I's sure he's the second coming of dirk digler

Spoony Luv · « **Reply #54 on:** March 02, 2010, 11:42:48 AM »

KEEP IT UP YOU FUCKING JUICE MONKEYS...NOW THAT I'VE BEEN USING WILL BRINK SUPPLEMENTS, IN 3 MONTHS TIME I WILL DESTROY EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU...AND I'LL EVEN WRITE A SONG ABOUT IT FOR GIGGLES...

The one the only,

------BEDLAM

Cleanest Natural · « **Reply #55 on:** March 02, 2010, 11:45:31 AM »

will brink is buck angel ??

leadhead · « **Reply #56 on:** March 02, 2010, 01:07:24 PM »

Top 10 thread so far this year

. The she-man and middle aged delusional twink are a match made in reject heaven..

ksa_triceps · « **Reply #57 on:** March 02, 2010, 01:31:54 PM »

That Nirvana cover was awful, I feel bad for the audience. It was bad when she wasn't loud, but when she started screaming I felt annoyed!

I had to listen to this to cool down

And btw, great thread

Captain Equipoise · « **Reply #58 on:** March 02, 2010, 05:15:00 PM »

Quote from: sevastase on March 02, 2010, 10:10:26 AM

Are you looking to get killed ?

QUOTED FOR TRUTH, nice girly hands btw. you should have been an aesthetician.

Palpatine Q · « **Reply #59 on:** March 02, 2010, 05:15:35 PM »

I had no Idea who Buck Angel was and I wish i still didn't

dr.chimps · « **Reply #60 on:** March 02, 2010, 05:18:44 PM »

Captain E!? You're a musician-type guy. This Bedlam is holding a couple of guitars and has a Marshall amp in one pic. What is is your *criticism* of the Lucid Delusion equipment, if you can make one?

Doug_Steele · « **Reply #61 on:** March 02, 2010, 05:22:54 PM »

Quote from: dr.chimps on March 02, 2010, 05:18:44 PM

Captain E!? You're a musician-type guy. This Bedlam is holding a couple of guitars and has a Marshall amp in one pic. What is is your *criticism* of the Lucid Delusion equipment, if you can make one?

GO WITH MESA BOOGIE or VOX amps.

Captain Equipoise · « **Reply #62 on:** March 02, 2010, 05:30:41 PM »

Quote from: dr.chimps on March 02, 2010, 05:18:44 PM

Captain E!? You're a musician-type guy. This Bedlam is holding a couple of guitars and has a Marshall amp in one pic. What is is your *criticism* of the Lucid Delusion equipment, if you can make one?

I've been a musician for around 14,15 years, recorded 3 commercial albums on major labels, but never took it professionally as I realized early on there's no real money in it unless you're madonna or the rolling stones. Now I just do music for fun and as a hobby, also give lessons to a few friends sometimes on scales, modes, theory.

The guy's gear is average, from what I've seen so far he's got a white Ibanez RG series, (most likely 350dx) - around
$399-499 , white Les Paul which are around a $1400, $600 if it's the Epiphone version and what looks to be a ES-335 (B.B King Lucille guitar) clone (note the dot inlays not mother of pearl block inlays). The Marshall looks like a JVM type head, around $1400 or so... pretty standard midle of the road gear.. not bad, not amazing, typical rock guitarist setup

Thin Lizzy · « **Reply #63 on:** March 02, 2010, 05:56:16 PM »

Cap,
You're a musician-type guy. Is there a place where Bedlam can buy some talent?

Captain Equipoise · « **Reply #64 on:** March 02, 2010, 06:31:54 PM »

Quote from: Thin Lizzy on March 02, 2010, 05:56:16 PM

Cap,
You're a musician-type guy. Is there a place where Bedlam can buy some talent?

No amount of study or practice can replace natural talent, but being a hack musician he can still try and make it..

here are some recommendations:

It all starts with a guitar tuner...

then with a metronome

to build a sense of timing and rhythm

add in some music theory...

Followed by many (in his case MANY) years of dedicated practice

dr.chimps · « **Reply #65 on:** March 02, 2010, 06:42:56 PM »

Quote from: Captain Equipoise on March 02, 2010, 06:31:54 PM

No amount of study or practice can replace natural talent, but being a hack musician he can still try and make it..

here are some recommendations:

It all starts with a guitar tuner...

to build a sense of timing and rhythm

add in some music theory...

Followed by many (in his case MANY) years of dedicated practice

Anvil?

Army of One · « **Reply #66 on:** March 02, 2010, 07:10:22 PM »

Epic Midget Polio Legs.

Cleanest Natural · « **Reply #67 on:** March 03, 2010, 03:20:11 AM »

HAHAHAHA

Capt Equipoise

Epic I could have but I chose not to because there were no mony unless you were Michael

Brutal lack of talent and realizing you're better off bouncing it's what it was lol

Army of One · « **Reply #68 on:** March 03, 2010, 03:24:17 AM »

Whats Getbigs opinion on Bedlam's genetics for bodybuilding?

Cleanest Natural · « **Reply #69 on:** March 03, 2010, 03:34:01 AM »

Quote from: db2431 on March 03, 2010, 03:24:17 AM

Whats Getbigs opinion on Bedlam's genetics for bodybuilding?

he will hunt you down

judging by the size of his gnourmouspaws I'd say top 15 Mr O

according to Jade he has abnormal high test levels

Only a test freak would make breakfast in bed

By the way : he asked for 5 minutes alone with any of us....so....OUTED!

Gino30 · « **Reply #70 on:** March 03, 2010, 04:22:14 AM »

http://blogs.myspace.com/luciddelusionrocks

"The mainstream version of this song sounds nothing like it's acoustic sister. However, both will appear on our new album. We'll be posting our new songs as they are released and we hope you all stay in touch and live well. Afterall, it really is about you guys, the fans. We love you all!! Until next time........"

Wow....just wow.....I really don't know where to start with this.......

Spoony Luv · « **Reply #71 on:** March 03, 2010, 07:55:52 AM »

Can any of your technical computer freaks put together a Lucid Delusion-Bedlam -Jade SOUNDBOARD...That shit could go gold...

Army of One · « **Reply #72 on:** March 03, 2010, 10:07:59 AM »

Quote from: Spoony Luv on March 03, 2010, 07:55:52 AM

Can any of your technical computer freaks put together a Lucid Delusion-Bedlam -Jade SOUNDBOARD...That shit could go gold...

Just take a shit then record the noise as it splashes in to the bowl, same result.

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #73 on:** March 03, 2010, 10:18:40 AM »

Quote from: db2431 on March 03, 2010, 03:24:17 AM

Whats Getbigs opinion on Bedlam's genetics for bodybuilding?

Brutal slope shouldered, fat gut and it appears his tiny legs are having a hard time supporting him.....but in the world of competitive bodybuilding, maybe Jade could pull a few strings and help him out.

Les Grossman · « **Reply #74 on:** March 03, 2010, 10:19:46 AM »

Quote from: sevastase on March 02, 2010, 10:20:47 AM

All bullshit Bedlam gimmick posts aside...Jade looks good here.

I'd shit on her chest.

QFtroofnshit.