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[GRACIE JIU-JITSU]

Aren't you from some place we employ to make cheap sneakers?

 I don't know... you tell me.

 Since America can not produce sh*t these days. not even a decent car.

[GRACIE JIU-JITSU]

Soccer! huh-yeah
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing
Uh-huh

Soccer! huh-yeah
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing
Say it again y'all

Soccer! huh good God
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing
Listen to me?

Ohhh? Soccer! I despise
Because it means destruction?
Of innocent lives

Soccer means tears
to thousands of mothers eyes
When their sons go to Play
and lose their Manhood

I said - Soccer! Huh Good God y'all
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing
Say it again

Soccer! Whoa, Lord ...
What is it good for
Absolutely nothing
Listen to me?

Soccer! It ain't nothing but a heartbreaker
Soccer! Friend only to the Weak
Soccer! It's an enemy to all mankind
The thought of Soccer blows my mind

Soccer has caused unrest in the younger generation
Induction then destruction-
Who wants to die?

Ohhh? Soccer Good God y'all
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing
Say it, Say it, Say it

Soccer! Uh-huh Yeah - Huh!
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing
Listen to me?

Soccer! It ain't nothing but a heartbreaker
Soccer! It's got one friend, that's the Retards
Soccer has shattered many a young mans dreams
Made him disabled bitter and queer
Life is much to precious to spend playing Soccers these days
Soccer can't give life, it can only take it away

Soccer! Huh Good God y'all
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing
Say it again

Soccer! Whoa, Lord ...
What is it good for
Absolutely nothing
Listen to me?

Soccer! It ain't nothing but a heartbreaker
Soccer! Friend only to the Losers
Peace Love and Understanding;
tell me, is there no place for them today?
They say we must fight to keep our real sports
But Lord knows there's got to be a better way
Soccer! Huh Good God y'all
What is it good for?
You tell me
Say it, Say it, Say it

Soccer! Huh Good God y'all
What is it good for?
Stand up and shout it.
Nothing!

 Answer the question.

  My Euro Red Coat ass? lol.

  And who help America?

[The Showstoppa]

 I don't know... you tell me.

 Since America can not produce sh*t this days. not even a decent car.

Translation: yes, you are from a 3rd world shithole.

[Option D]

Ummm..."football"?  You mean "Soccer."

RIGHT...this screwed me up too...lol

[Nails]

Who helped the americans in the revolutionary war?? i tell you one thing... It sure as hell wasn't the tapout  JIU-JITSU kid... It was it good ol american boy like John wayne or Clinet Eastwood

[Nails]

and NO... we didnt need those French Fa Ggots help... they like always show up late to the party and try to take some of our american glory

[GRACIE JIU-JITSU]

Translation: yes, you are from a 3rd world shithole.

 Yes, I'm from a poor country.

 But i'm not scary to travel overseas, I can show my passport with no problem at all.

 And i don't need to lie about my nationality. like Americans do saying they are Canadians.

 Perhaps that's not your case.. since only 20% " maybe less" of Americans has travel overseas.

 Living on a cage must be really nice.

[GRACIE JIU-JITSU]

Who helped the americans in the revolutionary war?? i tell you one thing... It sure as hell wasn't the tapout  JIU-JITSU kid... It was it good ol american boy like John wayne or Clinet Eastwood

 Just a question.

 Who supplied the weapons?

 Should i continue?

 Sh*t you don't know your own History.

[Nails]

once again.. the french like to lie alot.... they only supplied the troops with pussy for moral support... Americans built their own muskets and stole the arrows from the indians when they cut Geronimos head off

[G_Thang]

lol!

try removing the "african" part out of the "african american" and your not dominating shit lol.

world must be coming to an end.

[The Showstoppa]

 Yes, I'm from a poor country.

 But i'm not scary to travel overseas, I can show my passport with no problem at all.

 And i don't need to lie about my nationality. like Americans do saying they are Canadians.

 Perhaps that's not your case.. since only 20% " maybe less" of Americans has travel overseas.

 Living on a cage must be really nice.

Here's one for you chief.....I've traveled to 26 foreign countries and NEVER, not once claimed to be anything except an American and I have never had one issue.  Quit believing all the bullshit that US haters spread. 

So whats your count, "world traveler?"  Please enlighten me with tales of your extensive travels and how it enriched your life.....

[emn1964]

Here's one for you chief.....I've traveled to 26 foreign countries and NEVER, not once claimed to be anything except an American and I have never had one issue.  Quit believing all the bullshit that US haters spread. 

So whats your count, "world traveler?"  Please enlighten me with tales of your extensive travels and how it enriched your life.....

I have traveled quite a bit as well and I too have never claimed anything other than being American.  Despite what you read and hear from the media, foreign chicks dig Americans.  Fact.

[G_Thang]

I have traveled quite a bit as well and I too have never claimed anything other than being American.  Despite what you read and hear from the media, foreign chicks dig Americans your money.  Fact.

[G_Thang]

Here's one for you chief.....I've traveled to 26 foreign countries and NEVER, not once claimed to be anything except an American and I have never had one issue.  Quit believing all the bullshit that US haters spread. 

So whats your count, "world traveler?"  Please enlighten me with tales of your extensive travels and how it enriched your life.....

proof with x-factor photo collection or it didnt happen.

[emn1964]

That's cool G Thang...what ever gets my dick wet baby...

[G_Thang]

That's cool G Thang...what ever gets my dick wet baby...

truth hurts.  fact.

[emn1964]

truth hurts.  fact.

doesn't hurt my feelings baby...pussy still tastes the same to me

[G_Thang]

doesn't hurt my feelings baby...pussy still tastes the same to me

cool...standard north american pu$$ymaster response.  all good.

[Nails]

When i went to Paris France last year this french pumpus f Uck waiter acted all snobby and shIet when i didnt speak a word of french. So i said Oh well ILL just buy me a good ol american hotdog from the cart down the way... All of a sudden his waiter turned his french words to english and asked me how i wanted my steak... i said in a Philly steak sandwich asshole!

[Bobby]

LOL!! another Soccer Vs Football thread

I find both sports interesting at times

[GRACIE JIU-JITSU]

once again.. the french like to lie alot.... they only supplied the troops with pussy for moral support... Americans built their own muskets and stole the arrows from the indians when they cut Geronimos head off

 The French lie a lot?   lmfao.

 Tons of books written in America by Americans. all lies?

  I know you can do better than that...Try again.

[GRACIE JIU-JITSU]

Here's one for you chief.....I've traveled to 26 foreign countries and NEVER, not once claimed to be anything except an American and I have never had one issue.  Quit believing all the bullshit that US haters spread. 

So whats your count, "world traveler?"  Please enlighten me with tales of your extensive travels and how it enriched your life.....

 This is Getbig...all millionaires bunch of world travelers.

 26 countries? hmmmmmmmmmm, business or vacation?

 I'm not a US hater...boss.

[GRACIE JIU-JITSU]

When i went to Paris France last year this french pumpus f Uck waiter acted all snobby and shIet when i didnt speak a word of french. So i said Oh well ILL just buy me a good ol american hotdog from the cart down the way... All of a sudden his waiter turned his french words to english and asked me how i wanted my steak... i said in a Philly steak sandwich asshole!

 American hot dog?  lol.

 My guess you couldn't afford a decent meal.

 I believe there's only one Paris.

[Nails]

I could care less about their creeps, wine, are rare meats....

[leonp1981]

You have it backwards, we're no good at it because it sucks.  We are good at everything that we really want to be.  Maybe you missed the memo but the USA WON the Olympics...again.

You might have got more medals, but China kicked your ass in the golds department.  And consider how large your population is compared to Great Britain, who came 4th.