I apologize if this is a repost.
1. Help Ron Harris earn $500 by letting him ghost-write the 'A Cut Above' monthly MD column.
2. Let Gluteman squeeze his biceps on request for 12 months.
3. Assist MD art director's Photoshop 'sharpening' skills by failing to eliminate subcutaneous water prior to exclusive photoshoots.
4. Make self available to Steve 24/7 via text, twitter, cell phone, skype, googlevoice, AOL chat, Yahoo Messenger, IM, PM, Ping, home phone, batcave phone, wife's cell phone, flares and smoke signals.
5. Smile awkwardly with fans while making appearances at MD booth at Arnold, FIBO and Olympia expos, knowing that he's being forced to share a vintage bottle of wine in a King-sized bed with Mr and Mrs Gluteman that same evening.
6. Force Gluteman to fire Lee Priest once again to cover monthly salary for Cutler.
7. Make unscheduled appearances at Steve's side at the Annual Gluteman Family Reunion, Hampton Film Festival, Gay Pride March, and Steve's grandson's bris.
8. Perform circumcision on Steve's grandson's penis as celebrity guest mohel and fake laughter at Gluteman's awful 'Cutler' pun while baby screams bloody murder.
9. Engage in socially awkward and forced banter with bitter, genetically superior, non-Olympia winners such as Flex Wheeler and Shawn Ray during weekly indentured servitude segments with MD radio.
10. Attempt to disprove Special Ed and Blockhead's theory declaring that a Non-AMI bodybuilder will not be permitted to win Joe Weider's Mr. Olympia.
