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Arnold Classic - Hopefully "Branch-mania" is now over...
« on: March 06, 2010, 11:46:03 AM »
Branch got a gift at the O and has been hyped lately as the next coming of Dorian.

Maybe now that he looks like complete shit at the Arnold he'll go back to being a blocky tier 2 also-ran

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Re: Hopefully "Branch-mania" is now over...
« Reply #1 on: March 06, 2010, 11:51:38 AM »
Fuck you.

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Re: Hopefully "Branch-mania" is now over...
« Reply #2 on: March 06, 2010, 11:56:03 AM »
Branch got a gift at the O and has been hyped lately as the next coming of Dorian.

Maybe now that he looks like complete shit at the Arnold he'll go back to being a blocky tier 2 also-ran
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Re: Hopefully "Branch-mania" is now over...
« Reply #3 on: March 06, 2010, 11:56:31 AM »
Fuck you.

Let me guess....you like Branch because he's "hardcore"  ::)

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Re: Hopefully "Branch-mania" is now over...
« Reply #4 on: March 06, 2010, 11:57:52 AM »
Yeah meth head mike.  what happened?  Did branch lose too much juice in your caboose?

He's lucky to get 4th.
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Re: Hopefully "Branch-mania" is now over...
« Reply #5 on: March 06, 2010, 11:58:10 AM »
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What's today's excuse "stud"  :D

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Re: Hopefully "Branch-mania" is now over...
« Reply #6 on: March 06, 2010, 12:00:15 PM »
I never understood the appeal of Branch's physique. Besides big legs, what's so great about it? Just looks like a smaller version of Jay Cutler.
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Re: Hopefully "Branch-mania" is now over...
« Reply #7 on: March 06, 2010, 12:11:50 PM »
What's today's excuse "stud"  :D
Fear of photoshop

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Re: Hopefully "Branch-mania" is now over...
« Reply #8 on: March 06, 2010, 12:16:41 PM »
I never understood the appeal of Branch's physique. Besides big legs, what's so great about it? Just looks like a smaller version of Jay Cutler.
Dont insult Jay like that. A fridge is far superior than a Tree Limb, besides Jay doesn't have T Rex arms... Branch is all legs, that's it... Chester needs to get back in his Big Tonka Truck and rethink this whole thing. He and JOJ need a Truck Stop Make Over.

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Re: Hopefully "Branch-mania" is now over...
« Reply #9 on: March 06, 2010, 12:17:38 PM »
Fear of photoshop

I can understand his reasoning.

Better to be someone that isn't taken seriously because people think you are a scrawny turd, than to be someone that isn't taken seriously because people KNOW you are a scrawny turd  :D :D

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Re: Hopefully "Branch-mania" is now over...
« Reply #10 on: March 06, 2010, 12:18:33 PM »
Dont insult Jay like that. A fridge is far superior than a Tree Limb, besides Jay doesn't have T Rex arms... Branch is all legs, that's it... Chester needs to get back in his Big Tonka Truck and rethink this whole thing. He and JOJ need a Truck Stop Make Over.

his legs aren't all that either.

they are HUGE but ugly

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Re: Hopefully "Branch-mania" is now over...
« Reply #11 on: March 06, 2010, 12:20:02 PM »
Dont insult Jay like that. A fridge is far superior than a Tree Limb, besides Jay doesn't have T Rex arms... Branch is all legs, that's it... Chester needs to get back in his Big Tonka Truck and rethink this whole thing. He and JOJ need a Truck Stop Make Over.

Correct, but I was referring more to their blocky physiques.
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Re: Hopefully "Branch-mania" is now over...
« Reply #12 on: March 06, 2010, 12:21:31 PM »
Branch got a gift at the O and has been hyped lately as the next coming of Dorian.

Maybe now that he looks like complete shit at the Arnold he'll go back to being a blocky tier 2 also-ran

I hope the judges think like you do....

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Re: Hopefully "Branch-mania" is now over...
« Reply #13 on: March 06, 2010, 12:22:42 PM »

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Re: Hopefully "Branch-mania" is now over...
« Reply #14 on: March 06, 2010, 12:25:06 PM »
Branch's major issue is

SEPARATION

His shoulders, tri's and bi's all mush into each other

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Re: Hopefully "Branch-mania" is now over...
« Reply #15 on: March 06, 2010, 12:25:38 PM »


I don't know the guy personally and he probably is a cool dude...but that just looks idiotic

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Re: Hopefully "Branch-mania" is now over...
« Reply #16 on: March 06, 2010, 12:28:27 PM »
his legs aren't all that either.

they are HUGE but ugly


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Re: Hopefully "Branch-mania" is now over...
« Reply #17 on: March 06, 2010, 12:30:38 PM »
I don't know the guy personally and he probably is a cool dude...but that just looks idiotic

You don't think it's hardcore?  :D
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Re: Hopefully "Branch-mania" is now over...
« Reply #18 on: March 06, 2010, 12:31:14 PM »
Branch's major issue is

SEPARATION

His shoulders, tri's and bi's all mush into each other


Maybe if he lowered the weights and trained properly, with full reps and maximum contraction....he might have some.

But he's too worried about being a "beast"  ::)

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Re: Hopefully "Branch-mania" is now over...
« Reply #19 on: March 06, 2010, 12:31:59 PM »
The funny thing is,

Serge is about 6 inches taller and has a wider frame than Branch

in the club/on the street serge would be much more imposing and impressive than the musclebound midget



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Re: Hopefully "Branch-mania" is now over...
« Reply #20 on: March 06, 2010, 12:32:04 PM »
Let me guess....you like Branch because he's "hardcore"  ::)
havent you seen his videos??? tossing plates and dumbells ? spitting? wearing a chain around his neck doing half inch ROM dips ???

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Re: Hopefully "Branch-mania" is now over...
« Reply #21 on: March 06, 2010, 12:35:33 PM »

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Re: Hopefully "Branch-mania" is now over...
« Reply #22 on: March 06, 2010, 12:38:05 PM »
Branch's physique doesn't even belong on a bodybuilding stage, it belongs in a freaking carnival somewhere.
He shouldn't ever be in the top 6 of a major show.

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Re: Hopefully "Branch-mania" is now over...
« Reply #23 on: March 06, 2010, 12:39:34 PM »


Could you imagine being that short ?

He must get so frustrated when he goes to the movies and he can never see the screen.

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Re: Hopefully "Branch-mania" is now over...
« Reply #24 on: March 06, 2010, 12:41:35 PM »
I don't get the whole Serge Nubret and Branch comparison  ???