Has he ever heard of a tanning bed...
. I know they have them in Germany, shit they probably make them better there...or how about taking a vacation to the Caribbean...
Germany is European and World Champion regarding the amount of tanning bed visits per person/year. Skin types like Wolf won't get a tan in a tanning bed, he'd get out red like Mr. Crabs, and not with a nice tan.
And yes, dude has f*ed himself up badly within 2 years, HE's FINISHED!!!