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Valvolino book?
« on: March 09, 2010, 10:25:10 AM »
Just saw on MD forums Gregg Valvoline has a book out called Death, Drugs & Muscle. Anyone going to read this? Wanna send me your copy when you're done so I don't have to buy it in case it's IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS? kthxbai

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Re: Valvolino book?
« Reply #1 on: March 09, 2010, 10:41:39 AM »
is the tool finally going to come clean about his arms or is just more of the same bullshit

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Re: Valvolino book?
« Reply #2 on: March 09, 2010, 10:50:24 AM »
is the tool finally going to come clean about his arms or is just more of the same bullshit

dont know. you should read it then let me know if its worth my time.

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Re: Valvolino book?
« Reply #3 on: March 09, 2010, 11:04:44 AM »
Greg=Waste of oxygen
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Re: Valvolino book?
« Reply #4 on: March 09, 2010, 12:00:00 PM »
It's pretty sad commentary on the notion of cultural progress and intelligence that anyone even considers buying this book.

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Re: Valvolino book?
« Reply #5 on: March 09, 2010, 12:48:29 PM »
let me some it up for you:


bodybuilder dabbles in anabolics

goes overboard due to an inferiority complex

ruins once good physique with retarded site injections of oils  and a closet full of sleeveless flannel shirts

gets in over his head trying to be a "wise guy" drug dealer

loses everything

lives in parents basement


the end  :-\


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Re: Valvolino book?
« Reply #6 on: March 09, 2010, 01:08:50 PM »
the only book i'm interested in is the book by huge nasser.

coming soon to all good book stores...............
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Re: Valvolino book?
« Reply #8 on: March 09, 2010, 02:19:59 PM »
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA....OMFG

this is part of the book description....rofl

"this portrayal reveals how he quickly rose to the top of the weight-lifting scene, becoming both a spokesman for the sport and a celebrity among fans."

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Re: Valvolino book?
« Reply #9 on: March 09, 2010, 02:34:44 PM »
let me some it up for you:


bodybuilder dabbles in anabolics

goes overboard due to an inferiority complex

ruins once good physique with retarded site injections of oils  and a closet full of sleeveless flannel shirts

gets in over his head trying to be a "wise guy" drug dealer

loses everything

lives in parents basement


the end  :-\



So like me you believe his arms are just a crazy amount of site injections (oil based) rather than Sythol?

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Re: Valvolino book?
« Reply #10 on: March 09, 2010, 04:00:31 PM »
I'm not giving that asshole any of my money. 

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Re: Valvolino book?
« Reply #11 on: March 09, 2010, 04:06:51 PM »
So like me you believe his arms are just a crazy amount of site injections (oil based) rather than Sythol?

There's no difference, it's both oil. Synthol is like a fake steroid without the agent.

If u shoot all of your oil based roids in the same spot over and over again you'll get the same effect like with pure oil (Synthol). Arnold already did that with his Biceps.

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Re: Valvolino book?
« Reply #12 on: March 09, 2010, 04:48:36 PM »
There's no difference, it's both oil. Synthol is like a fake steroid without the agent.

If u shoot all of your oil based roids in the same spot over and over again you'll get the same effect like with pure oil (Synthol). Arnold already did that with his Biceps.

I posted the exact same thing a few times and all that happened was told i had no idea. Glad to see someone else can see it  :).

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Re: Valvolino book?
« Reply #13 on: March 09, 2010, 05:10:56 PM »
It's so gay already that the mainstream media actually believes his arms are due to steroid abuse

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Re: Valvolino book?
« Reply #14 on: March 09, 2010, 06:43:49 PM »
it still cracks me up seeing him in handcuffs walking to jail with his arms looking utterly ridiculous

least he's straightforward about his mistake and admits to it, more than most can say

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Re: Valvolino book?
« Reply #15 on: March 09, 2010, 07:26:10 PM »
So like me you believe his arms are just a crazy amount of site injections (oil based) rather than Sythol?

synthol is an oil......

regardless of what the label says...there is oil in his arms. I dont care if it is motor oil, test enanthate, or synthol....the guy has serious psychological problems.

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Re: Valvolino book?
« Reply #16 on: March 09, 2010, 11:06:01 PM »
I guess I'll be the one who buys it then. *sigh* Ordered.

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Re: Valvolino book?
« Reply #17 on: March 10, 2010, 07:49:14 PM »
thanks to the power that is Amazon prime this epic tome will arrive tomorrow

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« Reply #18 on: March 10, 2010, 10:34:11 PM »
thanks to the power that is Amazon prime this epic tome will arrive tomorrow
hope you drive a toyota tomorrow too. ;D
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Re: Valvolino book?
« Reply #19 on: March 11, 2010, 05:09:23 AM »
Greg is a dumb guy and hes annoying and pathetic as fuck...but damn sometimes his column is hilarious. Hes always givin props to his "jail homies" and bitching about his dumb bitch girlfriend, Mercedes.


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Re: Valvolino book?
« Reply #20 on: March 11, 2010, 05:35:06 AM »
Just saw on MD forums Gregg Valvoline has a book out called Death, Drugs & Muscle. Anyone going to read this? Wanna send me your copy when you're done so I don't have to buy it in case it's IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS? kthxbai
Thought you were speaking of Nassoils book?

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Re: Valvolino book?
« Reply #21 on: March 11, 2010, 09:11:44 AM »
Thought you were speaking of Nassoils book?

No, Nasshole is still making us wait for his surefire bestseller... when his book comes out I'll burn every other book on my shelf to prove my allegiance to Nasshole

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Re: Valvolino book?
« Reply #22 on: March 12, 2010, 08:38:03 AM »
No, Nasshole is still making us wait for his surefire bestseller... when his book comes out I'll burn every other book on my shelf to prove my allegiance to Nasshole
schomism is power? :-\
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Re: Valvolino book?
« Reply #23 on: March 12, 2010, 01:18:11 PM »
He strikes me as the kind of guy who lies a lot. If his biography is a work of fiction then it will be less entertaining than looking at his arms.
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Re: Valvolino book?
« Reply #24 on: March 12, 2010, 01:39:35 PM »
Guy is one of the dumbest fucks alive. Wonder what he gets paid for his column? Its SO BAD! All he does is tell you to simmer down, calls everyone momos, and uses slang then in parantheses tells you what the slang means. I know what the slang means you NYC moron. No diss to NY the dudes a tool and wears it like a badge of honor just because hes from NY