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johnnynoname

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Re: This isn't Going to End Well!
« Reply #25 on: March 10, 2010, 06:46:02 PM »
Quote from: SaltShaker on March 10, 2010, 06:41:40 PM
not the type of cumming in her mouth which she swallows, the type that will fill her mouth and overload and spill from the side of her mouth and drip on her titties :)

dude, i masturbate like 3 times a day- ain't no way i'm getting those size loads anymore
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Re: This isn't Going to End Well!
« Reply #26 on: March 10, 2010, 06:48:13 PM »
Quote from: johnnynoname on March 10, 2010, 06:46:02 PM
dude, i masturbate like 3 times a day- ain't no way i'm getting those size loads anymore

im no Peter North, but 2 days without busting, and i can fill a mouth :)
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Re: This isn't Going to End Well!
« Reply #27 on: March 10, 2010, 06:57:17 PM »
Quote from: SaltShaker on March 10, 2010, 06:48:13 PM
im no Peter North, but 2 days without busting, and i can fill a mouth :)

same here but the problem (with me) is the 2 days without busting

i'm sorry but i'm that irresistible that even I can't resist from touching myself
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Re: This isn't Going to End Well!
« Reply #28 on: March 10, 2010, 06:59:15 PM »
Quote from: johnnynoname on March 10, 2010, 06:46:02 PM
dude, i masturbate like 3 times a day- ain't no way i'm getting those size loads anymore

I'm not being sarcastic, but goodness how do you not have carpal tunnel
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Re: This isn't Going to End Well!
« Reply #29 on: March 10, 2010, 07:04:29 PM »
Quote from: newmom on March 10, 2010, 06:59:15 PM
I'm not being sarcastic, but goodness how do you not have carpal tunnel

i have a big cock so my fingers don't do much work but my shoulders get a hell of a work out
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Re: This isn't Going to End Well!
« Reply #30 on: March 10, 2010, 07:05:20 PM »
Quote from: johnnynoname on March 10, 2010, 07:04:29 PM
i have a big cock so my fingers don't do much work but my shoulders get a hell of a work out

gotcha, thanks for clearing that up
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Re: This isn't Going to End Well!
« Reply #31 on: March 10, 2010, 07:06:01 PM »
Quote from: newmom on March 10, 2010, 06:59:15 PM
I'm not being sarcastic, but goodness how do you not have carpal tunnel

I go three or four times per day and especially when Oilvia Munn is on T.V.  :D

1. When i wake up
2. two or three hours later
3. Another three or four hours later
4. Before Bed  ;D

I gotta crack off some knuckle children before i am able to go to sleep.  :D
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Re: This isn't Going to End Well!
« Reply #32 on: March 10, 2010, 07:06:42 PM »
She looks like a shemale  :-\
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Re: This isn't Going to End Well!
« Reply #33 on: March 10, 2010, 07:07:51 PM »
Quote from: 65stew on March 10, 2010, 10:01:58 AM
http://www.anthonyroberts.co.za/2010/03/ifbb-professional-fails-to-pay-rent-on-her-gym-shuts-down-takes-membership-money-parties-at-the-arnold-classic/

how different is that from any other business that is going through rough times and eventually folds? Do they tell their suppliers at the first hint of trouble that they may be unable to pay them? After that the business would definitely collapse. All businesses keep going accruing debts until the moment they fold, none starts warning customers /suppliers of impending doom as that would be a self-fulfilling prophecy.

Anyway u have to be a fool to pay a year´s membership for a gym upfront
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Re: This isn't Going to End Well!
« Reply #34 on: March 10, 2010, 07:08:53 PM »
Quote from: Doug_Steele on March 10, 2010, 07:06:01 PM
I go three or four times per day and especially when Oilvia Munn is on T.V.  :D

1. When i wake up
2. two or three hours later
3. Another three or four hours later
4. Before Bed  ;D

I gotta crack off some knuckle children before i am able to go to sleep.  :D
You are getting lazy Doug need to set the clock for a another around 2am. ;D
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Re: This isn't Going to End Well!
« Reply #35 on: March 10, 2010, 07:11:59 PM »
Quote from: Mr Nobody on March 10, 2010, 07:08:53 PM
You are getting lazy Doug need to set the clock for a another around 2am. ;D

You are correct sir....I may need to examine my current "ME TIME"  8)
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Re: This isn't Going to End Well!
« Reply #36 on: March 10, 2010, 07:14:30 PM »
wait men set the clock to masterbate..are you kidding me
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Re: This isn't Going to End Well!
« Reply #37 on: March 10, 2010, 07:16:39 PM »
Quote from: newmom on March 10, 2010, 07:14:30 PM
wait men set the clock to masterbate..are you kidding me

You know it!  ;D Your Mom Goes to College.  ;D
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Re: This isn't Going to End Well!
« Reply #38 on: March 10, 2010, 07:19:43 PM »
bite it Doug E Fresh ;D wait I should say SPANK IT
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Re: This isn't Going to End Well!
« Reply #39 on: March 10, 2010, 07:23:05 PM »
Quote from: newmom on March 10, 2010, 07:19:43 PM
bite it Doug E Fresh ;D wait I should say SPANK IT

I will rub a few more knuckle children out before i hit the bed.  ;D

I have even masturbated while watching internet porn and playing my PS3 on my bed.  :D

SKILLZ BABY.  :o

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Re: This isn't Going to End Well!
« Reply #40 on: March 10, 2010, 07:25:56 PM »
Quote from: newmom on March 10, 2010, 07:14:30 PM
wait men set the clock to masterbate..are you kidding me
Hmm. You say that like women can't be horny. Certainly goes against my statistically insignificant sample size. You a passive woman? Or one of those 'surrendered' women?


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Re: This isn't Going to End Well!
« Reply #41 on: March 10, 2010, 07:26:12 PM »
GOOD GOD
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Re: This isn't Going to End Well!
« Reply #42 on: March 10, 2010, 07:27:19 PM »
um never said that Dr. I just never heard of waking up to an alarm in the middle of the night that is all.
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Re: This isn't Going to End Well!
« Reply #43 on: March 10, 2010, 07:27:49 PM »
Quote from: newmom on March 10, 2010, 07:26:12 PM
GOOD GOD
new is getting a education tonight.
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Re: This isn't Going to End Well!
« Reply #44 on: March 10, 2010, 07:29:52 PM »
I swear I have never heard of setting the clock in the middle of the night.
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Re: This isn't Going to End Well!
« Reply #45 on: March 10, 2010, 07:57:48 PM »
Quote from: newmom on March 10, 2010, 07:29:52 PM
I swear I have never heard of setting the clock in the middle of the night.

I could rub 3 off a day in a body cast.....
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Re: This isn't Going to End Well!
« Reply #46 on: March 10, 2010, 08:14:33 PM »
Quote from: Les Grossman on March 10, 2010, 07:57:48 PM
I could rub 3 off a day in a body cast.....
fuck, i could rub 3 off a day with no arms.....gotta keep those test levels high!!!!

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Re: This isn't Going to End Well!
« Reply #47 on: March 10, 2010, 08:16:55 PM »
Quote from: benchmstr on March 10, 2010, 08:14:33 PM
fuck, i could rub 3 off a day with no arms.....gotta keep those test levels high!!!!

bench

Who's rubbed one off while your G/F is sleeping and is on the rag??  :D :o

I like it when they get all pissed when you shoot your load on them while they are sleeping...

I am a sick fucker.  :o ;D :D
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Re: This isn't Going to End Well!
« Reply #48 on: March 10, 2010, 08:18:32 PM »
Quote from: Doug_Steele on March 10, 2010, 08:16:55 PM
Who's rubbed one off while your G/F is sleeping and is on the rag??  :D :o

I like it when they get all pissed when you shoot your load on them while they are sleeping...

I am a sick fucker.  :o ;D :D
Yea if you get them right behind the ear it really pisses them off. 8)
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Re: This isn't Going to End Well!
« Reply #49 on: March 10, 2010, 08:21:44 PM »
Quote from: Mr Nobody on March 10, 2010, 08:18:32 PM
Yea if you get them right behind the ear it really pisses them off. 8)

I could not control my flow one night and my spunk got all in her nostrils.  :o She was so pissed and i did not get laid for like two weeks after that.  >:(
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