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Jessica Simpson Says She Doesnt Brush Her Teeth
« on: March 12, 2010, 09:56:00 PM »


Hollyscoop.com: Jessica Simpson has been on the warpath lately to try and explain that beauty comes from within. But we draw the line at her latest statement.

In a radio interview this week, Jess confessed that she doesn’t use proper hygiene when it comes to her pearly white. "I don't brush my teeth," she exclaimed. "No, really!"

So what exactly does Jessica do to fight germs and bad breath? "I just use Listerine -- and sometimes I'll use my sweater,” she said.

And Jessica’s poor habits don’t stop there! She was on a roll, talking about how badly she eats too! She said she’ll eat "anything fried.”

"Growing up in Texas for me, fish was a fish stick. We weren't really the healthiest of people. [My mom] didn't force me to eat healthy," Jess confessed.

It sounds to us like Jessica has taken some truth serum! She’s not afraid to lay everything out on the table so people know the real her! Do you appreciate Jess’ honesty, or was this a little TMI?

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Re: Jessica Simpson Says She Doesnt Brush Her Teeth
« Reply #1 on: March 12, 2010, 10:01:42 PM »
i'd still do her
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Re: Jessica Simpson Says She Doesnt Brush Her Teeth
« Reply #2 on: March 12, 2010, 10:19:39 PM »
porcelain veneers.
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Re: Jessica Simpson Says She Doesnt Brush Her Teeth
« Reply #3 on: March 12, 2010, 10:25:39 PM »
That pic has huge photoshop potential

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Re: Jessica Simpson Says She Doesnt Brush Her Teeth
« Reply #4 on: March 12, 2010, 10:35:23 PM »
That pic has huge photoshop potential

LOL.  SOMEONE needs to make this happen.

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Re: Jessica Simpson Says She Doesnt Brush Her Teeth
« Reply #5 on: March 12, 2010, 10:41:09 PM »
she's fulla shit

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Re: Jessica Simpson Says She Doesnt Brush Her Teeth
« Reply #6 on: March 12, 2010, 11:00:18 PM »
i'd still do her

You do realize she doesn't have a penis.

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Re: Jessica Simpson Says She Doesnt Brush Her Teeth
« Reply #7 on: March 13, 2010, 07:29:49 AM »
what about her cameltoe?


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Re: Jessica Simpson Says She Doesnt Brush Her Teeth
« Reply #8 on: March 13, 2010, 07:41:39 AM »
she's a pig but i'd hit it.

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Re: Jessica Simpson Says She Doesnt Brush Her Teeth
« Reply #9 on: March 13, 2010, 07:44:11 AM »
 That's a dirty bitch.

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Re: Jessica Simpson Says She Doesnt Brush Her Teeth
« Reply #10 on: March 13, 2010, 07:45:59 AM »
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 sometimes I'll use my sweater,” she said.

 

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Re: Jessica Simpson Says She Doesnt Brush Her Teeth
« Reply #11 on: March 13, 2010, 08:12:44 AM »
i bet her ass is full of shit streaks too

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Re: Jessica Simpson Says She Doesnt Brush Her Teeth
« Reply #12 on: March 13, 2010, 09:44:56 AM »
I'd blacken this southern bitch in a heartbeat

 8)

I watched her on Letterman the other day and the letters R-A-P-E kept popping in my head.
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Re: Jessica Simpson Says She Doesnt Brush Her Teeth
« Reply #13 on: March 13, 2010, 09:46:52 AM »
Meh, I'd still hit it. I just won't kiss her.
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Re: Jessica Simpson Says She Doesnt Brush Her Teeth
« Reply #14 on: March 13, 2010, 10:02:27 AM »
she's a pig but i'd hit it.
You and every other man would. This is the type of woman she is, and the type of man she needs
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Re: Jessica Simpson Says She Doesnt Brush Her Teeth
« Reply #15 on: March 13, 2010, 10:03:30 AM »
i bet her ass is full of shit streaks too

Would you brush your teeth with her thong?

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Re: Jessica Simpson Says She Doesnt Brush Her Teeth
« Reply #16 on: March 13, 2010, 10:10:31 AM »
Would you brush your teeth with her thong?
The small one  or the large one she is wearing now?

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Re: Jessica Simpson Says She Doesnt Brush Her Teeth
« Reply #17 on: March 13, 2010, 10:13:00 AM »
I'd blacken this southern bitch in a heartbeat

 8)

I watched her on Letterman the other day and the letters R-A-P-E kept popping in my head.

if i didn't feel the same, i'd throw some racist comment at you.
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Re: Jessica Simpson Says She Doesnt Brush Her Teeth
« Reply #18 on: March 13, 2010, 10:14:27 AM »
if i didn't feel the same, i'd throw some racist comment at you.

LOL...I was trying to drag a racist comment out of someone with the RAPE. ;D

I love good lookin' trashy southern white women...Something about a hot southern white chick with no class.
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Re: Jessica Simpson Says She Doesnt Brush Her Teeth
« Reply #19 on: March 13, 2010, 10:19:18 AM »
Chaos...two posts above = Black Agenda Alert.

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Re: Jessica Simpson Says She Doesnt Brush Her Teeth
« Reply #20 on: March 13, 2010, 10:20:06 AM »
LOL...I was trying to drag a racist comment out of someone with the RAPE. ;D

I love good lookin' trashy southern white women...Something about a hot southern white chick with no class.

i like how black or white, some women just bring out the worst in us humans.  the kind of feeling when you want to see a chick you want to bone, you get so angry you just knock out the dude standing next to you.

i boned a chick from Atlanta once, and it was the best sex ever.  

and yes, trashy would be a compliment for her.
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Re: Jessica Simpson Says She Doesnt Brush Her Teeth
« Reply #21 on: March 13, 2010, 10:28:00 AM »
i like how black or white, some women just bring out the worst in us humans.  the kind of feeling when you want to see a chick you want to bone, you get so angry you just knock out the dude standing next to you.

i boned a chick from Atlanta once, and it was the best sex ever.  

and yes, trashy would be a compliment for her.
I felt this way about a chick in 8th grade. She was in 9th ;D She had biker slut written all over her. Thanks to nosy neighbors, she is the best sex I never had.

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Re: Jessica Simpson Says She Doesnt Brush Her Teeth
« Reply #22 on: March 13, 2010, 10:38:32 AM »
Wonder has she gets loads off her teeth?

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Re: Jessica Simpson Says She Doesnt Brush Her Teeth
« Reply #23 on: March 13, 2010, 11:25:42 AM »
Wonder has she gets loads off her teeth?
She uses her finger to clean her teeth with it. And stupid her would say, "It tastes just like a pineapple juice protein shake."

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Re: Jessica Simpson Says She Doesnt Brush Her Teeth
« Reply #24 on: March 13, 2010, 11:38:31 AM »
Wonder has she gets loads off her teeth?
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