here i sit..

[Tapeworm]

...in fumes and vapor,
praying for some toilet paper.

...broken hearted,
had to shit but only farted.

Those who write on the shithouse walls
roll their shit into little balls.
Those who read these words of wit
eat those little balls of shit.

[newmom]

what place did you finished?
nice weather here in texas. i think im going to wash my car after i take a shower.

oh I did horrible no clue where I finished. Last year this was my first race and I did it in 27 min. this year did it in 30..IM FUCKING rip shit. Believe it or not, I was so mad it brought tears to my eyes.

[spinnis]

Whoa swede!  Your monitor is almost as big as your waist!

 

[funk51]

on the crapper and damn i need to stop eating mexican food.


 

here i sit brokenhearted paid to shit and only farted. lamment of the old pay toilets.

[Mr Nobody]

here i sit brokenhearted paid to shit and only farted. lamment of the old pay toilets.

LMAO

[newmom]

in fucking pain because as I was draining pasta to drain, I spilled it all down my side and skin peeled away and is now purple and if this hinders my am run, I'm gonna be even a bigger bitch

[CalvinH]

in fucking pain because as I was draining pasta to drain, I spilled it all down my side and skin peeled away and is now purple and if this hinders my am run, I'm gonna be even a bigger bitch

Is the pasta ok

[newmom]

Is the pasta ok

yea thank god cuz I made the little one homemade gravy and meatballs. Had to call my mom to have her help me with the little one...I swear it fucking brutal pain

[CalvinH]

yea thank god cuz I made the little one homemade gravy and meatballs. Had to call my mom to have her help me with the little one...I swear it fucking brutal pain

Ouch!...I'm a dago and wasn't invited for homemade paste sauce

[newmom]

dago...lmaoooooooo I scared her half to death because I screameddddddd and made her go get my phone she goes I'm calling 911, I said no. Anywho, she liked her spaghetti..lol

[FitnessFrenzy]

i'm naked

Say hi to the other men in the gent's sauna club

[funk51]

Ouch!...I'm a dago and wasn't invited for homemade paste sauce

   don't use dago that's the old racist word along with whop,guinea,and greaseball, we prefer the term guidoes and guidettes now.

[CalvinH]

   don't use dago that's the old racist word along with whop,guinea,and greaseball, we prefer the term guidoes and guidettes now.