I am the world's greatest amateur sandwich maker.
Today's breakfast:
Toasted wheat bread
Vegenaise on one side, mustard on the other
Boca Burger thawed in microwave then grilled in olive oil
Sautéed onions and garlic in olive oil
Lettuce
Tomatoes
Pickles
Hot chili sauce
Ketchup
x 2
Out of mushrooms and avocado.