Author Topic: i went to work today... (Read 5526 times)

benchmstr · « **on:** March 15, 2010, 03:07:29 PM »

....and i got a phone call from my captain at 1:00pm telling me "you are on light duty for the next week. you can only work 8 hour days till then".........WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ALL ABOUT?

i havent had nothing else to do all day...i am bored out of my damn mind...but hey, at least i served 6 warrants before i came home...

bench

newmom · « **Reply #1 on:** March 15, 2010, 03:23:41 PM »

just be lucky to have a job bench

benchmstr · « **Reply #2 on:** March 15, 2010, 03:29:10 PM »

Quote from: newmom on March 15, 2010, 03:23:41 PM

just be lucky to have a job bench

you want my job?......i am thinking about going back to federal in the very near future....

bench

newmom · « **Reply #3 on:** March 15, 2010, 03:30:12 PM »

sure as hell do. Not working since the end of november and interviews and interviews and still nothing. It's enough to make a person go bonkera

benchmstr · « **Reply #4 on:** March 15, 2010, 03:32:42 PM »

Quote from: newmom on March 15, 2010, 03:30:12 PM

sure as hell do. Not working since the end of november and interviews and interviews and still nothing. It's enough to make a person go bonkera

is that some sort of crazy new STD?

BENCH

newmom · « **Reply #5 on:** March 15, 2010, 03:37:20 PM »

no it was a typo meant bonkers

benchmstr · « **Reply #6 on:** March 15, 2010, 03:41:55 PM »

Quote from: newmom on March 15, 2010, 03:37:20 PM

no it was a typo meant bonkers

i almost had that same problem after i was illegally fired from my last department, nobody would give me the time of day, and i almost went back to federal then......but i testified against my last chief in court.....and he is now awaiting sentencing.......as soon as i left the courthouse that day my phone was ringing off the hook...but yeah, it can get frustrating...

bench

yng466 · « **Reply #7 on:** March 15, 2010, 05:43:00 PM »

Pretty soon the only two jobs that are gonna be left in this country is either a prison guard or a convict

benchmstr · « **Reply #8 on:** March 15, 2010, 06:20:12 PM »

Quote from: yng466 on March 15, 2010, 05:43:00 PM

Pretty soon the only two jobs that are gonna be left in this country is either a prison guard or a convict

i would rather be a convict...

bench

Migs · « **Reply #9 on:** March 15, 2010, 07:21:22 PM »

can i have your job?

benchmstr · « **Reply #10 on:** March 15, 2010, 07:30:27 PM »

We already talked about this...you have cats, your too girly for my job....but if you stop drinking diet sodas.....and atleast train your cat to kill.....i will consider it

Bench

Migs · « **Reply #11 on:** March 15, 2010, 08:39:29 PM »

Quote from: benchmstr on March 15, 2010, 07:30:27 PM

We already talked about this...you have cats, your too girly for my job....but if you stop drinking diet sodas.....and atleast train your cat to kill.....i will consider it

Bench

ahem, one cat. Not too girly (damn i need a mani/pedi bad! my cuticles look horrid) I've drastically cut back on sodas, and my cat yet has the ability to kill, but can draw blood on demand.

Butterbean · « **Reply #12 on:** March 16, 2010, 07:13:22 AM »

Quote from: Migs on March 15, 2010, 08:39:29 PM

and my cat yet has the ability to kill, but can draw blood on demand.

You can also make her speak

"Hi eye dade id elcro!"

Migs · « **Reply #13 on:** March 16, 2010, 08:12:22 AM »

benchmstr · « **Reply #14 on:** March 16, 2010, 09:57:58 AM »

Its raining its ass off today....

Bench

newmom · « **Reply #15 on:** March 16, 2010, 10:49:56 AM »

62 degrees on the CT shoreline..fuck I wished I had a harley bout now

Butterbean · « **Reply #16 on:** March 16, 2010, 11:13:30 AM »

Quote from: Migs on March 16, 2010, 08:12:22 AM

lol

lol did you say it out loud w/your teeth clenched

benchmstr · « **Reply #17 on:** March 16, 2010, 01:26:43 PM »

Quote from: newmom on March 16, 2010, 10:49:56 AM

62 degrees on the CT shoreline..fuck I wished I had a harley bout now

its been perfect here the last 2 weeks.....i have ridden the hell out of my bikes....but i wake up at 2:30am and go running, and its raining its ass off...

all i did at work today was grade test.....

bench

newmom · « **Reply #18 on:** March 16, 2010, 01:28:44 PM »

Quote from: benchmstr on March 16, 2010, 01:26:43 PM

its been perfect here the last 2 weeks.....i have ridden the hell out of my bikes....but i wake up at 2:30am and go running, and its raining its ass off...

all i did at work today was grade test.....

bench

just to fucking annoy johnnynoname and topdog..I woke up, ran 7 miles, took daughter to school, applied to a few jobs, cleaned her fucking birds cage, cleaned room, cleaned bathroom, picked up daughter, brought her to parents house, hitting the gym again.

benchmstr · « **Reply #19 on:** March 16, 2010, 01:58:30 PM »

Quote from: newmom on March 16, 2010, 01:28:44 PM

just to fucking annoy johnnynoname and topdog..I woke up, ran 7 miles, took daughter to school, applied to a few jobs, cleaned her fucking birds cage, cleaned room, cleaned bathroom, picked up daughter, brought her to parents house, hitting the gym again.

i ate potato nachos earlier.....they were awesome

bench

benchmstr · « **Reply #20 on:** March 16, 2010, 04:57:24 PM »

if i had a life size gummy bear....i would totally have sex with it!!!!

bench

Migs · « **Reply #21 on:** March 16, 2010, 08:09:12 PM »

Quote from: newmom on March 16, 2010, 01:28:44 PM

just to fucking annoy johnnynoname and topdog..I woke up, ran 7 miles, took daughter to school, applied to a few jobs, cleaned her fucking birds cage, cleaned room, cleaned bathroom, picked up daughter, brought her to parents house, hitting the gym again.

you have a potty mouth lol

benchmstr · « **Reply #22 on:** March 16, 2010, 08:31:46 PM »

Quote from: Migs on March 16, 2010, 08:09:12 PM

you have a potty mouth lol

watch your mouth convict.....

bench

Migs · « **Reply #23 on:** March 16, 2010, 09:07:40 PM »

screw you pig!

wait...how am I a convict?

benchmstr · « **Reply #24 on:** March 17, 2010, 02:50:04 PM »

Quote from: Migs on March 16, 2010, 09:07:40 PM

screw you pig!

wait...how am I a convict?

cause you live in America, and are guilty until someone finds you Innocent......no shit, i finished grading the test today.....231 deputies took the investigator test....ONLY 3 PASSED!!!!....i swear to god i work with retards....

bench