As you know I live in puke city also known as Dublin Ireland - today is paddies day and I have chosen to work, you may ask why?
Well let me tell you folks, after living in Ireland for 12 years I have kinda grown tired of seeing disgusting men and fat woman puke their lungs out right in front of you because they have to get shitfaced as fast as humanly possible.
And paddies day is like the Superbowl of puke day - you have to practical dodge puke all the way down to Grafton street.
You cannot look anybody straight in the eye without risking to be called a cunt.
You see, despite the fact that the Irish are a lovely jolly bunch of people the one steryotye which holds true is that most of them cannot handle their drink, its never one or two pints, its always - EIGHT!!!
Its never I go for a drink to my local - its always - IM GOING OUT TO GET DRUNK!!!
