If all else fails, he must go back to the Source. Go to the nearest inner city liquor store, or find a brotha fresh fom Jail, and asked about "how to be one with Epic Leans and Malt liquor". The journey will be dangerous, you must go thru rigorous playground training, incorporating slow and fast muscle up movements (using slow and fast twitch muscles). But you will be rewarded, because it all begins at The Source. Where all things begins.