Give me some dating advice please

[Red Hook]

welcome to the bob, redhook club.

 


too many gimmicks on the board now

lol, it is what is is..but seriously I do have a big cock


and the thread starter needs to dump that chick..there are too many hot young things running around. Especially with spring approaching it is time to move on.

[io856]

Shes Asian I hope you are not white, sir.


That would very much be a sign of low self esteem i.e. not wanting to be held accountable to your own cultural standards.

[MP]

Run.

[Palpatine Q]

lol, it is what is is..but seriously I do have a big cock


and the thread starter needs to dump that chick..there are too many hot young things running around. Especially with spring approaching it is time to move on.

Do you wear a T shirt that says "I have a big cock" on it too?

You seem very pleased with yourself over this.

[clued-up]

Dump her ass and make sure she knows why.

Good advice.. be brutally honest (its fun)...

[Red Hook]

Do you wear a T shirt that says "I have a big cock" on it too?

You seem very pleased with yourself over this.

nah, no t shirt, but my online persona does enjoy witty banter.

ps..can I be an "arm don"?

[Palpatine Q]

nah, no t shirt, but my online persona does enjoy witty banter.

ps..can I be an "arm don"?

You realize that telling everyone you have a big cock on a 99% male forum might raise a few eyebrows, right?

The books are closed for now on Donship...will re-open again in May.

[drkaje]

Good advice.. be brutally honest (its fun)...

My point wasn't that he should be mean, LOL!

Letting her know that shit won't fly will be good for the soul.

[ShipSekki]

Shes Asian I hope you are not white, sir.


That would very much be a sign of low self esteem i.e. not wanting to be held accountable to your own cultural standards.

  I am living in a place that is 99.99999% Asian. And the few western women out here either have boyfriends or they are total swamp beasts.

 What the fuck am I supposed to do?

[EL Mariachi]

you should talk to kiyomy

[ShipSekki]

Kick her ass out the door, asian women are unusually tight, and tend to squirm a lot when you're packing..

as a sendoff gift give her a popsicle stick to use as a dildo

 That's the truth. My cock is not huge, although it is good sized and above average. But she acts like it's killing her every time. It's ridiculous. She can only handle like one minute of serious pounding.

[EL Mariachi]

the gimmicks are out of control lately

[LatsMcGee]

This is why you're supposed to have more than one asian woman , follow the emperor's example. 

[TEsticles]

conformity for the rest of your life...........and she hates the white devil = you.

money makes that kind of asian happy
dick makes that kind of asian unhappy

[Captain Equipoise]

conformity for the rest of your life...........and she hates the white devil = you.

money makes that kind of asian happy
dick makes that kind of asian unhappy

x2

[ShipSekki]

conformity for the rest of your life...........and she hates the white devil = you.

money makes that kind of asian happy
dick makes that kind of asian unhappy

 That's the damn truth.

 Either way, i'm leaving the country later this year and i'm not going to bring any woman with me. So even if I keep her it'll only be for a little while longer.

[benchmstr]

i just took a shit that was so big that.....i thought about blowing a rape whistle!!!!!!

bench

[GroinkTropin]

Bro, doesn't the thought of her saying NO and you still forcibly (but not too forcibly) saying YES with your body turn you on? Women want to be TAKEN. Many fantasize about pirates and shit because the thought of a scary many pirate kidnapping and raping them turns them on to no end. It is exciting for them. Conversely when a chick says no but it's that special no as I take off her shirt and slurp her tits is just so intoxicating. They were meant to say no, we were meant to say yes. You are fighting nature.

[io856]

Bro, doesn't the thought of her saying NO and you still forcibly (but not too forcibly) saying YES with your body turn you on? Women want to be TAKEN. Many fantasize about pirates and shit because the thought of a scary many pirate kidnapping and raping them turns them on to no end. It is exciting for them. Conversely when a chick says no but it's that special no as I take off her shirt and slurp her tits is just so intoxicating. They were meant to say no, we were meant to say yes. You are fighting nature.

a bodybuilder standing in court facing rape charges never looks good 

[GroinkTropin]

a bodybuilder standing in court facing rape charges never looks good 

If you are above the age of 15 and can't tell NO! from nooooo.....you are probably gay.

[Palpatine Q]

If you are above the age of 15 and can't tell NO! from nooooo.....you are probably gay.

Don't forget to write from prison

[ShipSekki]

Bro, doesn't the thought of her saying NO and you still forcibly (but not too forcibly) saying YES with your body turn you on? Women want to be TAKEN. Many fantasize about pirates and shit because the thought of a scary many pirate kidnapping and raping them turns them on to no end. It is exciting for them. Conversely when a chick says no but it's that special no as I take off her shirt and slurp her tits is just so intoxicating. They were meant to say no, we were meant to say yes. You are fighting nature.

 No, this is a REAL no. Come out to China, Japan and Korea for a while and you'll see how a lot of these women are. A lot of them really do seem to have almost no interest in sex and they almost never want it. And when they do occasionally want it, they just want it quick and boring. It's very strange.

 And whenever I find a woman out here who seems more open, she turns out to be a whore or a massage parlor girl, and I always leave and don't turn back when I meet those.

[Lurker79]

  I am living in a place that is 99.99999% Asian. And the few western women out here either have boyfriends or they are total swamp beasts.

 What the fuck am I supposed to do?

Welcome to Japan

[Parker]

So i'm dating this woman. She's cool and everything is pretty good, but nothing spectacular, i'm not in love or anything.

 The problem is that the sex sucks. She always complains everytime I want to bang her. But she is kind of a proper and old school sort of Asian woman. So this kind of thing is normal.

 "No, but you take too long!", "But your dick is too big and it extends my pussy!", "Not tonight, maybe tommorow or next week." 

 It really sucks. I'm dating this chick but I still gotta beat my meat and fuck fruits for pleasure most of the time. And then when we do bang it's always just regular missionary position every time. Nothing exciting. And she never even gives me blowjobs either.

 What do you think?

If this were true,and you were having problems, why did you pick a chick who is a "proper old school" asian chick, when you wanted her to take the "D"?

And this qoute right here leads one to believe that you don't have problems with women...

"Yeah I lived in Southern Cal for about 8 years and banged so many of them I almost lost count. Those women are the loosest woman i've ever met. Looser than any other kind of chick on Earth for sure. They make these tattooed ladies look like nuns.

[ShipSekki]

If this were true,and you were having problems, why did you pick a chick who is a "proper old school" asian chick, when you wanted her to take the "D"?

And this qoute right here leads one to believe that you don't have problems with women...

"Yeah I lived in Southern Cal for about 8 years and banged so many of them I almost lost count. Those women are the loosest woman i've ever met. Looser than any other kind of chick on Earth for sure. They make these tattooed ladies look like nuns.

 I don't have problems with women in the US. But out here the dating situation is tricky. I'm in small town East Asia. The vibe is very conservative, and the average person doesn't really like foreigners too much.

 And this woman i'm talking about is really cool overall, we get along well. The sex life is just awful.