Sigh My Life

[pellius]

User 'MJK' has blocked your personal message.

lol--elite lifter--err mjk is quite the man, cant even take the only pm i sent to him that stated he can feel free to say what he wants, its totally fine. omg this guy is getbigs biggest failure, he should go in the pumpster hall of fame

MJK has elevated himself as the biggest failure on this board. He's bullied in real life so he hoped to come on this board and "own" people to compensate for his failure in life only to find that he is repeatedly and brutally ass raped in every thread he tries to assert himself. It's to the point that he actually enjoys it as he enjoys being a submissive bottom to the various ghetto thugs in his blighted neighborhood.

[webcake]

3 from 3..............damn i'm good.

[Palpatine Q]

I agree Groink.  These 3 are the biggest.  For ME, I am funny so that is what I play off of.  But one important thing to remember is, if you are not funny than don't try to be funny.  Same goes with other things too ex (smart, alpha male, sensitive) but everyone should always try to look THEIR best (not try to be better looking than the next guy) and even if your confidence is low, use self tallk and fake it. 

Quoted.

Nothing worse than watching a dude do his "act' and no one is laughing.

Sensitive is good too...but you can't act like you have a vagina, it's a fine line there

[calfzilla]

3 from 3..............damn i'm good.

You also have a huge penis too, don't forget that.  So technically you are 4 for 3.   

[WillGrant]

[outby43]

you been hitting up that porntalk site huh?

[WillGrant]

you been hitting up that porntalk site huh?

Im hooked 

[drkaje]

Disturbia,

You're a solid dude.

Chick did you a favor by playing herself this early in the game.

[Mr Nobody]

Never fall in love. And if you do fall in love, know how to fall out of love quickly when the need arises.

Good post right there Ship.

[newmom]

Good post right there Ship.

 

[CalvinH]

3 keys to picking up women.

Be confident

Be funny

Be good-looking

the last one just makes it like shooting fish in a barrel, the first two will suffice

x2

[YoungBlood]

Im hooked 

Glad I could help!

[Palpatine Q]

You seriously believe I'm a virgin  ? Never had a problem getting laid bro, started at 15.
When my ex dumped me (oh yeah getbig suicide right there lol), I started drinking a lot and partying hard, one of my friends got me into this shit. He was a virgin before this shit and then in 6 months or something had banged 11 chicks so I figured why not.

It is from a pickup company.

I wasn't talking about you....I'm talking about whoever wrote that nonsense

[Natural Man]

problematic people appeal to problematic people and keep each others in problematic lifestyles.

[drkaje]

problematic people appeal to problematic people and keep each others in problematic lifestyles.

Pointing out flaws is easy.

Help him find the inner Übermensch.

[YoungBlood]

3 keys to picking up women.

Be confident

Be funny

Be good-looking

the last one just makes it like shooting fish in a barrel, the first two will suffice

Epic Virgin Nerd trying to give advice on how to pick up women....and overthinking the living shit out of it

He's obviously got a lot of first hand experience on being rejected.

Where did you find this Xerxes?

I wasn't talking about you....I'm talking about whoever wrote that nonsense

The post of Xerxes you quoted, is not nonsense as some would believe it. You may find it as such, but your second post about being funny, confident are all tied into what Xerxes quoted.

Some people are born naturals when it comes to picking up girls. Some people need work. Somehow it becomes frowned upon that people "over think" what they're doing when talking to women...yet it's no different than sitting down and trying to understand why the motor of your car won't start. You go through a process of elimination as to what works and what does not.

So what constitutes being confident? What makes you funny? Not everyone is that born natural, and sometimes they have to find their niche to make it all click. As well, you could try a certain type of humor, because you feel it's funny, but if it's not lined up with who you really are, you'll seem awkward and it comes across that way...negating the mantra of "just be funny, yourself and approach with confidence."

[SF1900]

Pointing out flaws is easy.

Help him find the inner Übermensch.

Nietzsche would be proud. 

[FitnessFrenzy]

25 usual fuckups
Hope this can help.

That's a nice list. In relation to number 24: I was on a date last weekend where the girl asked me if I had any siblings. After my answer I asked her the same. I had already seen on her Facebook profile that she had siblings, but it is better to act stupid and to let her THINK that I had not looked extensively at her Facebook profile.
The date actually went really well. I let her think that I am only semi-interested although I want to fuck her badly.
She is coming to visit me this upcoming weekend. 

[FitnessFrenzy]

I agree Groink.  These 3 are the biggest.  For ME, I am funny so that is what I play off of.  But one important thing to remember is, if you are not funny than don't try to be funny.  Same goes with other things too ex (smart, alpha male, sensitive) but everyone should always try to look THEIR best (not try to be better looking than the next guy) and even if your confidence is low, use self tallk and fake it. 

I agree. But recently I have developed my own skills in this area. I advice all of you to be funny in as many obvious situations as possible, where the context suits it:

Good situation:
You are walking with a girl on the way to a café. Both of you notice a big hulk of a man. Say to her he looks like Vince Goodrum (you get the point!!). She will think it is funny because the context you are both experiencing makes her think it is funny.


Bad situation:
Trying to tell a joke about your friends, which she does not know. Here you are trying to hard to be funny, and she does not know the context.. so she will not laugh.


This might seem fairly obvious but I highly recommend thinking about it when dating.

[Mr Nobody]

That's a nice list. In relation to number 24: I was on a date last weekend where the girl asked me if I had any siblings. After my answer I asked her the same. I had already seen on her Facebook profile that she had siblings, but it is better to act stupid and to let her THINK that I had not looked extensively at her Facebook profile.
The date actually went really well. I let her think that I am only semi-interested although I want to fuck her badly.
She is coming to visit me this upcoming weekend. 

Falcon approved.

[tbombz]

the list xerxes posted is accurate, but girls dont think about all that shit.

be calm, relaxed, confident, seem interested but not too interested...    

most chicks are looking for their pussy's to get ravaged..   and most chicks really dont have any standards for appearance... just look like you smell good  

have the mindset: "i know that im a man, and women like men. women will like me, if i show them im a likeable person." and just build from that.  

[FitnessFrenzy]

most chicks are looking for their pussy's to get ravaged..   and most chicks really dont have any standards for appearance... just look like you smell good  

This is more true than most men realize. I walk around year round with a ripped body and visible abs. Most girls are close to indifferent when I take my close off and they see me naked for the first time. A decent sized dick and sexual skills in bed is IMO far more important to girls than looks alone.

Any other opinions on this?

[Palpatine Q]

The post of Xerxes you quoted, is not nonsense as some would believe it. You may find it as such, but your second post about being funny, confident are all tied into what Xerxes quoted.

Some people are born naturals when it comes to picking up girls. Some people need work. Somehow it becomes frowned upon that people "over think" what they're doing when talking to women...yet it's no different than sitting down and trying to understand why the motor of your car won't start. You go through a process of elimination as to what works and what does not.

So what constitutes being confident? What makes you funny? Not everyone is that born natural, and sometimes they have to find their niche to make it all click. As well, you could try a certain type of humor, because you feel it's funny, but if it's not lined up with who you really are, you'll seem awkward and it comes across that way...negating the mantra of "just be funny, yourself and approach with confidence."

LOLOLOL.....OK, Mystery  


I think I'll "stack openers" and stay at least one meter apart with my date tonight...and don't lean in, don't lean back...don't talk with your hands.... and talk loud, but not too loud, don't say "what?" if you didn't hear her, act like you don't care

What a bunch of horsehit

[Natural Man]

3 keys to picking up women.

Be confident

Be funny

Be good-looking

the last one just makes it like shooting fish in a barrel, the first two will suffice

holy crap i dont even know where to start.  Emptier words have never been spoken.

You know something is going wrong when someone who's 40 has the reasonning of a 17 y/o.
And we wonder why he's got a single mother taking care of his daughter while he's being "confident, funny and good looking" somewhere else with random younger women who have poor self esteem instead of being with his ex wife and daughter on a daily basis and assuming his responsabilities.
Talking about "licking cornholes" on internet messageboards with young males between 16 and 25 y/o.

Definitely a strange definition of "confidence" to say the least.

[Palpatine Q]

holy crap i dont even know where to start.  Emptier words have never been spoken.

You know something is going wrong when someone who's 40 has the reasonning of a 17 y/o.
And we wonder why he's got a single mother taking care of his daughter while he's being "confident, funny and good looking" somewhere else with random younger women who have poor self esteem instead of being with his ex wife and daughter on a daily basis and assuming his responsabilities.
Talking about "licking cornholes" on internet messageboards with young males between 16 and 25 y/o.

Definitely a strange definition of "confidence" to say the least.

I moved across the country to be with my daughter, bought a house three blocks from where she lives and have joint custody....I see my daughter every single day of my life and she stays with me 50% of the time.

Anything else....ASSHOLE?