Just got home....I missed you guys

[MadeYaMelt]

ALL women who talk about cock in public are disgusting whores.


Lady in the street, freak in the bed.
Freak in the street, stank cooch in the sack.

x2.  They think that it's cool to be like the pigs on Sex and the City.  Guess what, no man will ever marry you and will tolerate your whorish ways just long enough to bust a few nuts. 

[~UN_$ung~]

x2.  They think that it's cool to be like the pigs on Sex and the City.  Guess what, no man will ever marry you and will tolerate your whorish ways just long enough to bust a few nuts. 

as evidenced by jade's continued exile in the 40-something dating pool, and he barren, tumble-weed dry womb....

[slate]

Just had an absolute week from hell.  Car accident.....nuff said, I'm ok (concussion & 2 black eyes), just got back home & I got legs tomorrow.      

"concussion & 2 black eyes" = my boyfriend beat the crap out of me

All those steroids for nothing -well u did get a nice beard which is known to confer character

[brooklynbruiser]

Glad to hear you're okay, Jade!

[slate]

Jade take a look at

http://www.domesticviolence.com

acceptance is the first step - there are people that can help

[~UN_$ung~]

Jade take a look at

http://www.domesticviolence.com

acceptance is the first step - there are people that can help

haha.......jade gets in a "car accident" every time she is slow getting lucid delusion cold brewskies when they are practicing in the garage




"YOUR STIFFELING OUR CREATIVITY JADE"........................(backhand across the bridge of her nose)