Author Topic: Okami, can you help Method101 get laid? (Read 5082 times)

Parker · « **on:** March 22, 2010, 02:37:29 AM »

Okami, I know you and Method101 have your differences, but I think it can be resolved if you help him get rid of his jitters of the opposite sex. You need to take on the role of his father, since his ran away. Take him to a brothel or get him a hooker. Help him take that step into manhood, so that you can feel proud that you did something for a Gunger. And may God smile on you for doing so. You may even shed a tear, that your 'son" has now become a man and now knows the power of the "V"

The Wizard of Truth · « **Reply #1 on:** March 22, 2010, 03:39:38 AM »

I agree man
Method,how about you come to Amsterdam with me and my mates next month,was gonna go to Fibo but for you I will go to Amsterdam and I will pay for you to have sex with any window girl you choose
The only condition being,it must be a female
No wanking off to cartoons outside the windows or wanting to fuck trannys
You up for it Method?

Parker · « **Reply #2 on:** March 22, 2010, 03:57:11 AM »

Quote from: Okami on March 22, 2010, 03:39:38 AM

I agree man
Method,how about you come to Amsterdam with me and my mates next month,was gonna go to Fibo but for you I will go to Amsterdam and I will pay for you to have sex with any window girl you choose
The only condition being,it must be a female
No wanking off to cartoons outside the windows or wanting to fuck trannys
You up for it Method?

Method101...you have a offer. If you don't take this...BayGBM and Vince G are more man than you are.

Mr Nobody · « **Reply #3 on:** March 22, 2010, 04:45:37 AM »

Quote from: Parker on March 22, 2010, 03:57:11 AM

Method101...you have a offer. If you don't take this...BayGBM and Vince G are more man than you are.

Parker · « **Reply #4 on:** March 22, 2010, 05:03:16 AM »

Quote from: Mr Nobody on March 22, 2010, 04:45:37 AM

Seriously, if Method101 does not take this offer then he has officially declared himself less hetero than someone who is on the opposite spectrum. He can't come up with no excuse. There is no, "Im studying hair and eye color for a upcoming Master Race Test."

all he has to do is pay his way, have some drinks go get a girl...or is waiting for that "perfect" opportunity...Sorry bud, those days are over...that was back in the 50s.

Mr Nobody · « **Reply #5 on:** March 22, 2010, 05:07:08 AM »

Quote from: Parker on March 22, 2010, 05:03:16 AM

Seriously, if Method101 does not take this offer then he has officially declared himself less hetero than someone who is on the opposite spectrum. He can't come up with no excuse. There is no, "Im studying hair and eye color for a upcoming Master Race Test."

all he has to do is pay his way, have some drinks go get a girl...or is waiting for that "perfect" opportunity...Sorry bud, those days are over...that was back in the 50s.

Sounds as if he needs to step up on this one or there will be no recovery.

ManBearPig... · « **Reply #6 on:** March 22, 2010, 05:12:19 AM »

Quote from: Parker on March 22, 2010, 05:03:16 AM

Seriously, if Method101 does not take this offer then he has officially declared himself less hetero than someone who is on the opposite spectrum. He can't come up with no excuse. There is no, "Im studying hair and eye color for a upcoming Master Race Test."

all he has to do is pay his way, have some drinks go get a girl...or is waiting for that "perfect" opportunity...Sorry bud, those days are over...that was back in the 50s.

dude, you're acting like his mom would let him leave the house.

_bruce_ · « **Reply #7 on:** March 22, 2010, 05:12:36 AM »

Quote from: Okami on March 22, 2010, 03:39:38 AM

I agree man
Method,how about you come to Amsterdam with me and my mates next month,was gonna go to Fibo but for you I will go to Amsterdam and I will pay for you to have sex with any window girl you choose
The only condition being,it must be a female
No wanking off to cartoons outside the windows or wanting to fuck trannys
You up for it Method?

Method101 · « **Reply #8 on:** March 22, 2010, 05:22:39 AM »

Brutal Chimpout from Parker.

I guess the MRI scans hit hard.

The Wizard of Truth · « **Reply #9 on:** March 22, 2010, 05:37:21 AM »

So what do you say Method?
Its a genuine offer

bodybuilder1234 · « **Reply #10 on:** March 22, 2010, 06:25:45 AM »

as degrading as it sounds it would actually help Method101

The Wizard of Truth · « **Reply #11 on:** March 22, 2010, 06:42:38 AM »

Quote from: bodybuilder1234 on March 22, 2010, 06:25:45 AM

as degrading as it sounds it would actually help Method101

There was a tv show on English channel 4 maybe 2years ago about a virgin in his late 20's who went to amsterdam to lose his virginity
Was comical,I shall try find it on youtube

The Wizard of Truth · « **Reply #12 on:** March 22, 2010, 06:47:21 AM »

Here it is...

Per Se · « **Reply #13 on:** March 22, 2010, 01:06:02 PM »

Quote from: Okami on March 22, 2010, 03:39:38 AM

I agree man
Method,how about you come to Amsterdam with me and my mates next month,was gonna go to Fibo but for you I will go to Amsterdam and I will pay for you to have sex with any window girl you choose
The only condition being,it must be a female
No wanking off to cartoons outside the windows or wanting to fuck trannys
You up for it Method?

I literally laughed out loud!! ha ha!!

Parker · « **Reply #14 on:** March 22, 2010, 01:20:05 PM »

Quote from: Method101 on March 22, 2010, 05:22:39 AM

Brutal Chimpout from Parker.

I guess the MRI scans hit hard.

Come On, Im doing you a favor and all you got is that. You didn't answer. You got a bonefide offer for some beer and beaver and if you don't take this...you may as well wear Victoria Secret instead of a Green shirt.

I think all your issues stem from frustration and lack of stimulation and interaction.
And plus, you can always sneak out. Or tell your mom your going out for some "fags and beer", but if you step up, it might be that is true, in the American vein of the language.

Palpatine Q · « **Reply #15 on:** March 22, 2010, 01:30:52 PM »

I don't think Hugh Hefner could help Method get laid if he gave him the keys to the mansion

Parker · « **Reply #16 on:** March 22, 2010, 01:40:33 PM »

Quote from: Groink on March 22, 2010, 01:30:52 PM

I don't think Hugh Hefner could help Method get laid if he gave him the keys to the mansion

It would be funny if he did, and then Method says, "Where are girls?"
the reply, "Oh, you thought that they came with the mansion? Those you have provide by yourself."

Getting keys to the Kingdom, does not mean you can run the Kingdom

So, what's it gonna young Meth, a lifetime of the study of hair follicles and eye color charts or the study and procurement of boobs and booty?

KevinP85 · « **Reply #17 on:** March 22, 2010, 02:00:45 PM »

Pics of the "potential," girl or it didn't happen

Parker · « **Reply #18 on:** March 22, 2010, 02:04:33 PM »

Quote from: Ryan on March 22, 2010, 02:00:45 PM

Pics of the "potential," girl or it didn't happen

Well, okami said they'll go to Amsterdam and Meth can pick out a chick, of course he'll go by eye color hair color...but would Okami's word suffice if the hooker doesn't want her pic taken?

KevinP85 · « **Reply #19 on:** March 22, 2010, 02:07:04 PM »

Quote from: Parker on March 22, 2010, 02:04:33 PM

Well, okami said they'll go to Amsterdam and Meth can pick out a chick, of course he'll go by eye color hair color...but would Okami's word suffice if the hooker doesn't want her pic taken?

Then he would have to sneak a shot when she's not looking and post for all getbig to see

Other shots of her would be a bonus of course.

Parker · « **Reply #20 on:** March 22, 2010, 02:12:07 PM »

Quote from: Ryan on March 22, 2010, 02:07:04 PM

Then he would have to sneak a shot when she's not looking and post for all getbig to see Other shots of her would be a bonus of course.

Quite true. If a dude says he's gonna pay for it, man I would jump at that chance, remember back when I was wet behind the ears...

BTW, test drove a G37 coupe Saturday, real nice.

Option D · « **Reply #21 on:** March 22, 2010, 02:14:06 PM »

Quote from: Okami on March 22, 2010, 03:39:38 AM

IThe only condition being,it must be a female
No wanking off to cartoons outside the windows or wanting to fuck trannys

hahaha hilarious

KevinP85 · « **Reply #22 on:** March 22, 2010, 02:44:36 PM »

Quote from: Parker on March 22, 2010, 02:12:07 PM

Quite true. If a dude says he's gonna pay for it, man I would jump at that chance, remember back when I was wet behind the ears...

BTW, test drove a G37 coupe Saturday, real nice.

Cool, I've driven the G37 sedan, compares very well to the 3 series, but of course I favor the 3 over all its competitors mainly because I love straight 6 motors among the other factors as well.

What did you think of the G coupe. How did it compare in your opinion to others part. 3 series??

kyomu · « **Reply #23 on:** March 22, 2010, 02:47:08 PM »

Quote from: Parker on March 22, 2010, 03:57:11 AM

Method101...you have a offer. If you don't take this...BayGBM and Vince G are more man than you are.

Thats quite truth. Very good offer. If he turns it down, absolutely gay.

KevinP85 · « **Reply #24 on:** March 22, 2010, 02:49:03 PM »

Quote from: kyomu on March 22, 2010, 02:47:08 PM

Thats quite truth. Very good offer. If he turns it down, absolutely gay.

If I come to Spain, can you pay for me???