Author Topic: Walked in on my girlfriend's mom naked, now I am in trouble. Help!? (Read 17104 times)

Eyeball Chambers · « **on:** March 24, 2010, 01:55:40 AM »

I'm in a really uncomfortable situation. Here's what happened:

I met a girl a few months ago.She was great and beautiful. It soon became a romantic relationship. One day she took me to her house to meet her parents. I met her father and what the fuck he was a steroid freak. He was like sixty, and was like Sylvester Stallone who is also sixty.

Anyways he left to the gym. My girlfriend went to take a shower. Like any normal person I started to look around the house (portraits, photos, antiques, etc).

So I accidentally entered her parents bedroom and HOLY SHIT. I saw her mother bare naked putting some lotion on. She was a hot milf. Probably around 40's but damn she looked young.
She noticed me standing there and well you probably know what happens next.
Anyways I don't know why the hell she ended up telling her husband and bitch daughter.

Three days later the fucking guy guy came knocking on my door to beat the living shit out of me.
I felt like a little bitch begging for him to stop. Three weeks later I confronted him outside his house acting nice and gentle, then I tried to kick his ass. But he ended up kicking my fucking ass again. His fucking body is made out of stone. My girlfriend saw everything I did. So six days later when I was recovering she came to my house and broke up with me. Then I acted like a bitch again and told her how much I loved her and shit.

She ended up beating the crap out of me, what the fuck. Scratched my face, hit me with her boots and sprayed perfume on my eyes! Anyways I really love her and don't want to leave her. She means everything to me, what shall I do?

Tapeworm · « **Reply #1 on:** March 24, 2010, 01:59:58 AM »

Let this be a lesson to you. When you happen upon a naked woman, you get naked too. It's just common courtesy.

noworries · « **Reply #2 on:** March 24, 2010, 02:00:30 AM »

you don't deserve to be a getbigger

TEsticles · « **Reply #3 on:** March 24, 2010, 02:08:40 AM »

bs right? if not, funny shit......did they kick the shit out of you for catching the mom naked ? or searching the house for the dads juice supply?

James Blunt · « **Reply #4 on:** March 24, 2010, 02:16:18 AM »

Can't be real?!

Smoke a joint and have a personal conference on your life. Works every time.

LatsMcGee · « **Reply #5 on:** March 24, 2010, 02:18:34 AM »

Wasn't this a John Hughes movie?

Wiggs · « **Reply #6 on:** March 24, 2010, 02:27:32 AM »

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleanest Natural · « **Reply #7 on:** March 24, 2010, 02:37:53 AM »

made up story

although it must reflect a bitch quality that is inherent to ya

Adder · « **Reply #8 on:** March 24, 2010, 03:23:11 AM »

hahahahahaha

webcake · « **Reply #9 on:** March 24, 2010, 03:26:20 AM »

nudity rocks!

Gino30 · « **Reply #10 on:** March 24, 2010, 03:32:43 AM »

Quote from: noworries on March 24, 2010, 02:00:30 AM

you don't deserve to be a getbigger

x2

disgusting post.....disgusting reactions

Captain Equipoise · « **Reply #11 on:** March 24, 2010, 04:46:33 AM »

I guess he wouldn't accept a standard apology ?!

Pollux · « **Reply #12 on:** March 24, 2010, 05:10:53 AM »

Quote from: Eyeball Chambers on March 24, 2010, 01:55:40 AM

I'm in a really uncomfortable situation. Here's what happened:

I met a girl a few months ago.She was great and beautiful. It soon became a romantic relationship. One day she took me to her house to meet her parents. I met her father and what the fuck he was a steroid freak. He was like sixty, and was like Sylvester Stallone who is also sixty.

Anyways he left to the gym. My girlfriend went to take a shower. Like any normal person I started to look around the house (portraits, photos, antiques, etc).

So I accidentally entered her parents bedroom and HOLY SHIT. I saw her mother bare naked putting some lotion on. She was a hot milf. Probably around 40's but damn she looked young.
She noticed me standing there and well you probably know what happens next.
Anyways I don't know why the hell she ended up telling her husband and bitch daughter.

Three days later the fucking guy guy came knocking on my door to beat the living shit out of me.
I felt like a little bitch begging for him to stop. Three weeks later I confronted him outside his house acting nice and gentle, then I tried to kick his ass. But he ended up kicking my fucking ass again. His fucking body is made out of stone. My girlfriend saw everything I did. So six days later when I was recovering she came to my house and broke up with me. Then I acted like a bitch again and told her how much I loved her and shit.

She ended up beating the crap out of me, what the fuck. Scratched my face, hit me with her boots and sprayed perfume on my eyes! Anyways I really love her and don't want to leave her. She means everything to me, what shall I do?

Tell a better story.

saopl · « **Reply #13 on:** March 24, 2010, 05:41:44 AM »

should have fucked the milf while you had a chance.

SF1900 · « **Reply #14 on:** March 24, 2010, 06:40:46 AM »

If this ever does happen, make sure to get pics

CalvinH · « **Reply #15 on:** March 24, 2010, 07:08:14 AM »

Quote from: sevastase on March 24, 2010, 02:37:53 AM

made up story

although it must reflect a bitch quality that is inherent to ya

x2

Hulkotron · « **Reply #16 on:** March 24, 2010, 07:22:43 AM »

Two thumbs up!

Should have humped the mom.

pluck · « **Reply #17 on:** March 24, 2010, 07:27:25 AM »

I was at a local GNC buying a 100lb bag of whey (it's cheaper that way) when out of nowhere I see a shoplifter trying to get away with a bottle of Hydroxycut. So, acting just on instinct I throw the 100lb bag of whey on this asshole (I hate shoplifters they drive up the prices for everyone else). He ends up falling straight on his face, I instantly pounce on this guy and start raining a frenzy of angry elbows to the back of his head to persuade him no to do something like this ever again.

While all these events were taking place a beatuiful blonde that works there was watching, undoubtedly getting her panties wet. After I was through with teaching the perp a lesson he won't soon forget...I lock eyes with this 10. I think we must have been on the same wavelength or something because the next thing I remember is rocking my head back in ecstasy with her mouth around my member fellating me. It was great.

Even when I was a teenager I wasn't a big enough of a tool to make up stories to get attention from anonymous internet posters. Maybe eyecockchambers mommy works the streets too much fucking random johns to give him the time of day and to ask him how his day went...poor bastard has to resort to getbiggers.