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Worlds hottest sauce
« on: March 24, 2010, 03:01:26 PM »
http://www.hotsauce.com/Blair-s-16-Million-Reserve-Crystals-p/misc-blairs-16-million.htm



Blair's 16 Million Reserve Crystals, 1ml. - World's Hottest Extract! Guinness Book World Record Holder! Only 999 Bottles were made! We are down to the final bottles remaining in our private inventory. What you will find inside this Famous Reserve bottle is amazing, a 1ml. pharmaceutical grade vial filled with this unreal 16 Million Pure Capsaicin Crystals.
((CH3)2CHCH=CH(CH2)4CONHCH2C6H3-4-(OH)-3-(OCH3)). Pure Capsaicin is a hydrophobic, colorless, odorless, crystalline to waxy compound. Wear eye protection and gloves, and use tweezers when handling. You don’t want to end up with two crystals in your sauce. Blair’s 16 Million compares to Tabasco the same way a bottle rocket compares to Nagasaki, the New York Post wrote.

This is Pure Crystal powder that is only sold for experimental or display purposes. Because of the pure ingredients found in this product, we require that you read and agree to the Product Disclaimer. You can not add this product to your shopping cart until you read and approve the disclaimer!

This bottle is #172 out of 999 produced, has a White and Gold Waxed top, and is perfect in every way! Makes a great addition to anyone's hot sauce collection.

This extract is rated at a Pure 16,000,000 Scoville Units (SHU).

Because of the ingredients found in this product, we require that you read and agree to the Product Disclaimer. You can not add this product to your shopping cart until you read and approve the disclaimer!
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Re: Worlds hottest sauce
« Reply #1 on: March 24, 2010, 03:08:59 PM »
jnn is even hotter
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Re: Worlds hottest sauce
« Reply #2 on: March 24, 2010, 03:12:38 PM »
jnn is even hotter

Pure Capsaicin is rated at around 16 million Scoville Units, the highest heat level possible.  :-\
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Re: Worlds hottest sauce
« Reply #3 on: March 24, 2010, 03:13:52 PM »
Pure Capsaicin is rated at around 16 million Scoville Units, the highest heat level possible.  :-\
you and your people smell bad enough as it is , lay off the spicy food

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Re: Worlds hottest sauce
« Reply #4 on: March 24, 2010, 03:19:33 PM »
you and your people smell bad enough as it is , lay off the spicy food

i carry hot sauce around with me everywhere i go....

and srry mate..my hygiene is better than yours....never could quite understand the whole toilet paper to clean shit off of you thing...would you clean yer foot with toilet paper if u stepped in dog shit?
more so...if its good enough to clean your body with..why not do dishes by just wiping them off with toilet paper...

disgusting :-X
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Re: Worlds hottest sauce
« Reply #5 on: March 24, 2010, 03:23:16 PM »
i carry hot sauce around with me everywhere i go....

and srry mate..my hygiene is better than yours....never could quite understand the whole toilet paper to clean shit off of you thing...would you clean yer foot with toilet paper if u stepped in dog shit?
more so...if its good enough to clean your body with..why not do dishes by just wiping them off with toilet paper...

disgusting :-X

Yeah, it's far better to use your hand, surely you would clean the dogshit off your shoes with your bare hands, that's so much more hygienic.

 ::) ::)

God, you are fucking stupid.

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Re: Worlds hottest sauce
« Reply #6 on: March 24, 2010, 03:25:04 PM »
Pure Capsaicin is rated at around 16 million Scoville Units, the highest heat level possible.  :-\

I was actually referring to johnnynoname
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Re: Worlds hottest sauce
« Reply #7 on: March 24, 2010, 03:26:47 PM »
Yeah, it's far better to use your hand, surely you would clean the dogshit off your shoes with your bare hands, that's so much more hygienic.

 ::) ::)

God, you are fucking stupid.

ever come across these here in this highly advanced country of ours dumbfuck?
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Re: Worlds hottest sauce
« Reply #8 on: March 24, 2010, 03:28:12 PM »
yeah, i'm just a hot as Capsaicin...carry on

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Re: Worlds hottest sauce
« Reply #9 on: March 24, 2010, 03:28:36 PM »
I was actually referring to johnnynoname


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Re: Worlds hottest sauce
« Reply #10 on: March 24, 2010, 03:29:25 PM »
yeah, i'm just a hot as Capsaicin...carry on


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Re: Worlds hottest sauce
« Reply #11 on: March 24, 2010, 03:29:29 PM »
what do you do with this sauce??  do you actually put it on stuff...

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Re: Worlds hottest sauce
« Reply #12 on: March 24, 2010, 03:30:49 PM »
ever come across these here in this highly advanced country of ours dumbfuck?


Are you fucking kidding me?? That's wet toilet paper, in the baby version.
You stupid Indians and Pakis use your left hand when you wipe your ass, if YOU use toilet paper, oder baby wipes, thats a total western thing. Anyone who has half a brain uses wet toilet paper next to dry toilet paper.

So congratulations that you adopted western hygiene to your stinking paki ancestry, Toxy.

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Re: Worlds hottest sauce
« Reply #13 on: March 24, 2010, 03:32:48 PM »
Are you fucking kidding me?? That's wet toilet paper, in the baby version.
You stupid Indians and Pakis use your left hand when you wipe your ass, if YOU use toilet paper, oder baby wipes, thats a total western thing. Anyone who has half a brain uses wet toilet paper next to dry toilet paper.

So congratulations that you adopted western hygiene to your stinking paki ancestry, Toxy.

really...u must be the first man on the planet who manages to keep wet toilet paper from falling apart... ::)  and how do you wet toilet paper at work eh? you walk your naked ass to the faucet pants down n all?
next time...do your toilet paper thing...then try a wet wipe...you'll see shit on it
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Re: Worlds hottest sauce
« Reply #14 on: March 24, 2010, 03:34:05 PM »
what do you do with this sauce??  do you actually put it on stuff...

i read a review...u r supposed to use goggles and a tweezer to get 1 crystal out....and that will make a pot of chili pretty much so hot that its unedible
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Re: Worlds hottest sauce
« Reply #15 on: March 24, 2010, 03:51:42 PM »
http://www.hotsauce.com/Blair-s-16-Million-Reserve-Crystals-p/misc-blairs-16-million.htm



Blair's 16 Million Reserve Crystals, 1ml. - World's Hottest Extract! Guinness Book World Record Holder! Only 999 Bottles were made! We are down to the final bottles remaining in our private inventory. What you will find inside this Famous Reserve bottle is amazing, a 1ml. pharmaceutical grade vial filled with this unreal 16 Million Pure Capsaicin Crystals.
((CH3)2CHCH=CH(CH2)4CONHCH2C6H3-4-(OH)-3-(OCH3)). Pure Capsaicin is a hydrophobic, colorless, odorless, crystalline to waxy compound. Wear eye protection and gloves, and use tweezers when handling. You don’t want to end up with two crystals in your sauce. Blair’s 16 Million compares to Tabasco the same way a bottle rocket compares to Nagasaki, the New York Post wrote.

This is Pure Crystal powder that is only sold for experimental or display purposes. Because of the pure ingredients found in this product, we require that you read and agree to the Product Disclaimer. You can not add this product to your shopping cart until you read and approve the disclaimer!

This bottle is #172 out of 999 produced, has a White and Gold Waxed top, and is perfect in every way! Makes a great addition to anyone's hot sauce collection.

This extract is rated at a Pure 16,000,000 Scoville Units (SHU).

Because of the ingredients found in this product, we require that you read and agree to the Product Disclaimer. You can not add this product to your shopping cart until you read and approve the disclaimer!

Hey, Toxie. I don't mean to be a hot-sauce dick, but that is not a sauce/pepper..it's a distillation. I could be wrong, but the Indian Ghost Pepper is getting press these days as the world's 'hottest' pepper. 'Course Team Nasser will probably step up and say that Nasser's farts have been denied this title (at least 3x) but what are ya gonna do? 

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Re: Worlds hottest sauce
« Reply #16 on: March 24, 2010, 03:54:00 PM »
that would probably actually severely injure you if you ate it.

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Re: Worlds hottest sauce
« Reply #17 on: March 24, 2010, 03:55:01 PM »
Hey, Toxie. I don't mean to be a hot-sauce dick, but that is not a sauce/pepper..it's a distillation. I could be wrong, but the Indian Ghost Pepper is getting press these days as the world's 'hottest' pepper. 'Course Team Nasser will probably step up and say that Nasser's farts have been denied this title (at least 3x) but what are ya gonna do?  

u r right...technically this would qualify as a sauce



LMAO on the team nasser stuff.....on that very note...i'd never let that wierd faced bastard use my restroom >:(
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Re: Worlds hottest sauce
« Reply #18 on: March 24, 2010, 03:55:59 PM »
that would probably actually severely injure you if you ate it.

one of the reviews i read...some dood put a crystal on his tongue and cause some sorta tongue injury that took 4 days to heal :o
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Re: Worlds hottest sauce
« Reply #19 on: March 24, 2010, 03:59:57 PM »
i read a review...u r supposed to use goggles and a tweezer to get 1 crystal out....and that will make a pot of chili pretty much so hot that its unedible

u need those when handling johnny's dick too, or so i've heard  :-X
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Re: Worlds hottest sauce
« Reply #20 on: March 24, 2010, 04:01:09 PM »
u need those when handling johnny's dick too, or so i've heard  :-X

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Re: Worlds hottest sauce
« Reply #21 on: March 24, 2010, 04:06:24 PM »
i read a review...u r supposed to use goggles and a tweezer to get 1 crystal out....and that will make a pot of chili pretty much so hot that its unedible


so people do actually use it on food, or is it more of a collectors item?

also, what if you put a crystal on your tongue.....would you just like, die?

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Re: Worlds hottest sauce
« Reply #22 on: March 24, 2010, 04:07:48 PM »
quiet, "Fat"
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Re: Worlds hottest sauce
« Reply #23 on: March 24, 2010, 04:11:09 PM »
Hey, Toxie. I don't mean to be a hot-sauce dick, but that is not a sauce/pepper..it's a distillation. I could be wrong, but the Indian Ghost Pepper is getting press these days as the world's 'hottest' pepper. 'Course Team Nasser will probably step up and say that Nasser's farts have been denied this title (at least 3x) but what are ya gonna do? 
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Re: Worlds hottest sauce
« Reply #24 on: March 24, 2010, 04:12:19 PM »
one of the reviews i read...some dood put a crystal on his tongue and cause some sorta tongue injury that took 4 days to heal :o

i worked with a guy who ate a Ghost Chili burger as a challenge and for the next week his stomach , face and mouth burned. and he threw up several times after eating it.

and this 'distilled' shit is supposedly 16 times hotter.