Worlds hottest sauce

[johnnynoname]

Hey johnny. Now, I understand FatPanda likes, as a good Buddhist, to fight but how did you guys get going?

his hate for me all stems from the fact that i was able to outrun him when he was hungry for "italian food"

[YoungBlood]

i read a review...u r supposed to use goggles and a tweezer to get 1 crystal out....and that will make a pot of chili pretty much so hot that its unedible

One crystal?! Can you divide it in half or anything?
If one crystal makes an entire pot of chili anything beyond edible, why would you even want to buy the stuff outside of a mantle piece?

[ToxicAvenger]

so people do actually use it on food, or is it more of a collectors item?

also, what if you put a crystal on your tongue.....would you just like, die?

some dood did put a crystal on his tongue...and injured his tongue....just type the hot sauce name under google with the word reviews added

[ToxicAvenger]

One crystal?! Can you divide it in half or anything?
If one crystal makes an entire pot of chili anything beyond edible, why would you even want to buy the stuff outside of a mantle piece?

i love hot food.... but yeah u r right...i wouldn't personally buy that unless to accidentally drop into someones elses pot of chili!

[dr.chimps]

his hate for me all stems from the fact that i was able to outrun him when he was hungry for "italian food"

Outrun Fat Panda!? 'Leave the gun. Take the cannoli, johnny.'  

[johnnynoname]

'Leave the gun. Take the cannoli, johnny.'  

"Fat" is actually fatter than the guy who said that famous line, btw

[Fatpanda]

i'm not fighting with him papachimp.

he took a dislike to me when i pointed out he was a homosexual and a twink.

that is all..........

i was only revealing the truth to him like a good buddhist should, to help his realisation.

[johnnynoname]

i'm not fighting with him papachimp.

he took a dislike to me when i pointed out he was a homosexual and a twink.

that is all..........

i was only revealing the truth to him like a good buddhist should, to help his realisation.

actually, you're right- I don't like you

then again, it's not my fault- it's genetic

I come from a long line of men who don't like fat pieces of shit

[Captain Equipoise]

I don't know about either of those sauces...there's tons of sauces online claiming to be 'the hottest' and etc.

I ate one on wings called 'black mamba' that I had to sign a waiver for... it literally put my body in shock, I was dizzy, got vertigo and probably would have thrown up if I had eaten more then two wings.

[the_steevo_uk]

I don't know about either of those sauces...there's tons of sauces online claiming to be 'the hottest' and etc.

I ate one on wings called 'black mamba' that I had to sign a waiver for... it literally put my body in shock, I was dizzy, got vertigo and probably would have thrown up if I had eaten more then two wings.

My brother does that kind of crazy shit...after every massive fail he waits about six months then goes at it again...is this supposed to be fun or something?...cos i really dont get it

[GroinkTropin]

i worked with a guy who ate a Ghost Chili burger as a challenge and for the next week his stomach , face and mouth burned. and he threw up several times after eating it.

and this 'distilled' shit is supposedly 16 times hotter.

I can eat the burgers no prob. The worst I have eaten is the 9/11 challenge at smoke eaters. Done it twice, got so far as 8 wings and quit. It is SO FUCKING HOT.

[Fatpanda]

actually, you're right- I don't like you

then again, it's not my fault- it's genetic

I come from a long line of men who don't like fat pieces of shit

johnnynoshame - the sphinx called, it wants its nose back.

[dr.chimps]

johnnynoshame - the sphinx called, it wants its nose back.

2500 BC is an awful long way back to go for a FAIL, FatPanda.

[Fatpanda]

2500 BC is an awful long way back to go for a FAIL, FatPanda.

have you seen how big his nose is ?

try putting on stronger glasses.

[MuscleKing]

actually, you're right- I don't like you

then again, it's not my fault- it's genetic

I come from a long line of men who don't like fat pieces of shit

LOL   

[Mr Nobody]

 

[DK II]

really...u must be the first man on the planet who manages to keep wet toilet paper from falling apart...   and how do you wet toilet paper at work eh? you walk your naked ass to the faucet pants down n all?
next time...do your toilet paper thing...then try a wet wipe...you'll see shit on it

You're really stupid.

wet toilet paper is the same as baby wipes, only for adults.



Imagine, you can take these WITH you.

It's your people that wipe their asses with the bare hands, not mine.

[HUGEPECS]

it's a Rectum Burner

[_bruce_]

quiet, "Fat"

 

[JOHN MATRIX]

I can eat the burgers no prob. The worst I have eaten is the 9/11 challenge at smoke eaters. Done it twice, got so far as 8 wings and quit. It is SO FUCKING HOT.

where is that place?

it just gets to the point where you may as well eat a mouthful of broken glass with salt mixed in. whats the point of doing something thats only going to hurt you?

[ToxicAvenger]

You're really stupid.

wet toilet paper is the same as baby wipes, only for adults.



Imagine, you can take these WITH you.

It's your people that wipe their asses with the bare hands, not mine.

yeah yeah...keep leaving shit on your ass and telling yerself you r "advanced"  

AND i do travel with my wipes...and i have no shame in pulling them out of my bag and walking to the WC with em

[ToxicAvenger]

I don't know about either of those sauces...there's tons of sauces online claiming to be 'the hottest' and etc.

I ate one on wings called 'black mamba' that I had to sign a waiver for... it literally put my body in shock, I was dizzy, got vertigo and probably would have thrown up if I had eaten more then two wings.

been there...done that at cluck u...the 911 wing challange...quite tasty! but i eat really hot food on a daily basis..
my friends come over to my place and start rummaging thru my fridge and i tell em...hey..my mom made that sooo eat at your own risk

[ToxicAvenger]

I can eat the burgers no prob. The worst I have eaten is the 9/11 challenge at smoke eaters. Done it twice, got so far as 8 wings and quit. It is SO FUCKING HOT.

911 is meh hot as hot goes...i can down around 10 without water needed...although i do pay for it in a stomach ache after but they r sooo yummy

[ToxicAvenger]

My brother does that kind of crazy shit...after every massive fail he waits about six months then goes at it again...is this supposed to be fun or something?...cos i really dont get it

ya gotta love spicy food...thats all i can say....actually i cant remember the last time i ate a meal without THIS particular sauce

as you see...its NOT your regular tobasco...its tobasco habenero..quite yummy...i simply CANNOT eat food without hot sauce on it(i YES i even take it to resturants with me)...on the same note...i'm not much of a dessert guy..i find sweet food disgusting

[ToxicAvenger]

it's a Rectum Burner

i used to call my penis the Rectum Wrecker!



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