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Re: Worlds hottest sauce
« Reply #50 on: March 26, 2010, 06:50:41 PM »
toxic, whats the point of eating something so hot all it does is hurt you?

on a side note lately ive noticed that when im really bored or depressed i crave spicy foods, almost like i want to feel the burn just to know im alive or something lol. its kinda weird

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Re: Worlds hottest sauce
« Reply #51 on: March 26, 2010, 07:50:49 PM »
been there...done that at cluck u...the 911 wing challange...quite tasty! but i eat really hot food on a daily basis..
my friends come over to my place and start rummaging thru my fridge and i tell em...hey..my mom made that sooo eat at your own risk


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Re: Worlds hottest sauce
« Reply #52 on: March 26, 2010, 08:05:10 PM »
toxic, whats the point of eating something so hot all it does is hurt you?

on a side note lately ive noticed that when im really bored or depressed i crave spicy foods, almost like i want to feel the burn just to know im alive or something lol. its kinda weird

...a few times in my life i've had hot sauces that i regretted eating...cause they were wayy to hot and the burn lasted about an hour and nothing would take it away...but eating spicy food...i guess its my personality...i used to skydive...when i do workout (right now i dont) i usually end up pushing soo hard that i'm almost always crippled for days after....i guess since i dont do those things...i crave spicy food :-\
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Re: Worlds hottest sauce
« Reply #53 on: March 26, 2010, 08:06:14 PM »
Is that your hand?  That's a fucking chick's hand.  There's no way in hell that hand belongs to a male. 

i googled that image...ya actually think i'd bring a camera to my 911 challange ? lol i have a bottle of the 911 sauce at home and i use it regularly...

i did it at cluck you once for the friggin shirt  :D
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Re: Worlds hottest sauce
« Reply #54 on: March 26, 2010, 08:11:11 PM »
i googled that image...ya actually think i'd bring a camera to my 911 challange ? lol i have a bottle of the 911 sauce at home and i use it regularly...

i did it at cluck you once for the friggin shirt  :D

What is the sauce they use? or is it one of those secret ones where they won't tell you the ingredients?

usually a blend of habanero , capiscacin , maybe some red or white chili for flavor..

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Re: Worlds hottest sauce
« Reply #55 on: March 26, 2010, 08:17:21 PM »
Here's the place I was talking about, they are last on the menu at the bottom with the warnings..

http://www.wingporium.ca/menu.html

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Re: Worlds hottest sauce
« Reply #56 on: March 26, 2010, 08:31:43 PM »
where is that place?

it just gets to the point where you may as well eat a mouthful of broken glass with salt mixed in. whats the point of doing something thats only going to hurt you?

San Jose and Santa Clara. The famous spot as seen on man vs food is across the street from santa clara university.

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Re: Worlds hottest sauce
« Reply #57 on: March 26, 2010, 08:34:26 PM »
911 is meh hot as hot goes...i can down around 10 without water needed...although i do pay for it in a stomach ache after but they r sooo yummy

I will bet $50 you cannot finish the challenge. If you do it, I will probably try it again at the same time.

Last time I tried my buddy and I did it while his girl filmed. The waitress chick put the rocky theme song on and we went at it. The whole place was watching. For some reason my buddy decided to wipe his face- he was blind for the next couple days. I got through 8 wings and just couldn't take it. They give you the wings too soon after cooking and the heat from the wings alone was burning my fingers and mouth SO bad. The spiciness made it 10x worse. I gagged myself after- no WAY would I allow my intestines to fight their way through that muck,.

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« Reply #58 on: March 26, 2010, 08:39:16 PM »
I will bet $50 you cannot finish the challenge. If you do it, I will probably try it again at the same time.

Last time I tried my buddy and I did it while his girl filmed. The waitress chick put the rocky theme song on and we went at it. The whole place was watching. For some reason my buddy decided to wipe his face- he was blind for the next couple days. I got through 8 wings and just couldn't take it. They give you the wings too soon after cooking and the heat from the wings alone was burning my fingers and mouth SO bad. The spiciness made it 10x worse. I gagged myself after- no WAY would I allow my intestines to fight their way through that muck,.

I've met some guys that act like Toxic too, talking a whole bunch of shit online..then they actually try the wings/sauce and get the shock of their life..I had one friend of mine swear he would eat 20 no problem...no  matter how hot they are, he ate just under 3 and almost went to the hospital afterwards... LOL

some people have no idea..

I love hot sauce too, used to do full bar shots of tabasco, but there is a limit to which your body will tolerate things..

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Re: Worlds hottest sauce
« Reply #59 on: March 26, 2010, 08:42:32 PM »
I've met some guys that act like Toxic too, talking a whole bunch of shit online..then they actually try the wings/sauce and get the shock of their life..I had one friend of mine swear he would eat 20 no problem...no  matter how hot they are, he ate just under 3 and almost went to the hospital afterwards... LOL

some people have no idea..

I love hot sauce too, used to do full bar shots of tabasco, but there is a limit to which your body will tolerate things..


I agree. The guy on man vs food said straight up the 9/11 challenge was the worst he had ever tried. He said maybe that ridic indian falaal shit was worse but he couldn't believe how bad it was. I tried twice mostly for me ego, but honestly it is horrible horrible pain for a very long time.

If you want to know how bad, for 2-3 days after each challenge I had a hard time showering because even lukewarm water would burn my finders and face. The steam would burn my throat. It is THAT bad. My buddy who went the first time is a #### and eats the hottest mexican food all the time. He grabbed a wing, nibbled on it and threw it on the table and ran for the bathroom. All he said was "I CAN'T DO IT!" hahaha crazy shit. You cannot taste anything food or drink wise for a couple days after.

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Re: Worlds hottest sauce
« Reply #60 on: March 26, 2010, 08:53:03 PM »
I agree. The guy on man vs food said straight up the 9/11 challenge was the worst he had ever tried. He said maybe that ridic indian falaal shit was worse but he couldn't believe how bad it was. I tried twice mostly for me ego, but honestly it is horrible horrible pain for a very long time.

If you want to know how bad, for 2-3 days after each challenge I had a hard time showing because even lukewarm water would burn my finders and face. The steam would burn my throat. It is THAT bad. My buddy who went the first time is a #### and eats the hottest mexican food all the time. He grabbed a wing, nibbled on it and threw it on the table and ran for the bathroom. All he said was "I CAN'T DO IT!" hahaha crazy shit. You cannot taste anything food or drink wise for a couple days after.

Ya, that's basically like my Black Mamba experience, the restaurant actually has a wall with pictures of anyone that can eat more then 5 (I've eaten 3 tops) it's insanity.. my fiancee tried one and spent 45 minutes with her face under the sink , it's stupid hot... not even enjoyable.. we were actually eating regular hot wings to kill the heat and burn, drinking any liquid is the worst thing you can do, that's actually the first thing I did when I tried this for the first time, I gulped down a whole pitcher of beer, just grabbed it with both hands and started chugging hoping it would kill the pain and make the burn stop... lol

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Re: Worlds hottest sauce
« Reply #61 on: March 26, 2010, 08:53:15 PM »
What is the sauce they use? or is it one of those secret ones where they won't tell you the ingredients?

usually a blend of habanero , capiscacin , maybe some red or white chili for flavor..
dunno whats in it but..its certainly not a beginner sauce
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Re: Worlds hottest sauce
« Reply #62 on: March 26, 2010, 08:55:59 PM »
I've met some guys that act like Toxic too, talking a whole bunch of shit online..then they actually try the wings/sauce and get the shock of their life..I had one friend of mine swear he would eat 20 no problem...no  matter how hot they are, he ate just under 3 and almost went to the hospital afterwards... LOL

some people have no idea..

I love hot sauce too, used to do full bar shots of tabasco, but there is a limit to which your body will tolerate things..

i come from a family that eats spicy food...if u put regular american fare in front of most kids in my family..they wont eat it and complain its bland....trust me...i own a few bottles of stuff that ya gotta use with a toothpick...but  honestly dont do it to prove anything...i genuinly like spicy food
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Re: Worlds hottest sauce
« Reply #63 on: March 26, 2010, 08:59:12 PM »
Ya, that's basically like my Black Mamba experience, the restaurant actually has a wall with pictures of anyone that can eat more then 5 (I've eaten 3 tops) it's insanity.. my fiancee tried one and spent 45 minutes with her face under the sink , it's stupid hot... not even enjoyable.. we were actually eating regular hot wings to kill the heat and burn, drinking any liquid is the worst thing you can do, that's actually the first thing I did when I tried this for the first time, I gulped down a whole pitcher of beer, just grabbed it with both hands and started chugging hoping it would kill the pain and make the burn stop... lol

Milk helps..the protein casien (sp?) in milk binds to the capiscacin  and renders it inert...

i saw that on the discovery channel a few days ago
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Re: Worlds hottest sauce
« Reply #64 on: March 26, 2010, 08:59:24 PM »
dunno whats in it but..its certainly not a beginner sauce


I can honestly tell you the sauce they make at the spot is much worse than this. They make a batch of the sauce for every single order of wings. Plus the heat from freshly fried wings make's it so so so much worse. It is truly unbearable. What always gets me is the COLOR. The wings are such a dark dark red they appear black unless up close. The sauce is like tar, real actual fiery tar. I can't describe it. If any getbiggers want to meet up at smokeaters drop me a line I am always down.

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Re: Worlds hottest sauce
« Reply #65 on: March 26, 2010, 09:02:29 PM »
Milk helps..the protein casien (sp?) in milk binds to the capiscacin  and renders it inert...

i saw that on the discovery channel a few days ago

Ya, that's actually the only liquid that will do anything, it won't make the burn go away but it helps :)

but I meant regular liquid that most people would consume in a bar... beer, mixed drinks, water, pop..etc.

most people don't go to a bar to drink milk, lol

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Re: Worlds hottest sauce
« Reply #66 on: March 26, 2010, 09:03:16 PM »
I can honestly tell you the sauce they make at the spot is much worse than this. They make a batch of the sauce for every single order of wings. Plus the heat from freshly fried wings make's it so so so much worse. It is truly unbearable. What always gets me is the COLOR. The wings are such a dark dark red they appear black unless up close. The sauce is like tar, real actual fiery tar. I can't describe it. If any getbiggers want to meet up at smokeaters drop me a line I am always down.

the 911 actually has 3 levels...the original cluck u has another thats even hotter than the other 3..its called thermo 911...i've had it....and gotton sick from it...threw up hours later and it burned my nose coming out....my stomach hurt real bad for hours after...i dunno how i drove home :(
yes i ate 3 boneless wingers...that ws not fun..it ws just plain spicy with NO taste to it
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Re: Worlds hottest sauce
« Reply #67 on: March 26, 2010, 09:04:49 PM »
Ya, that's actually the only liquid that will do anything, it won't make the burn go away but it helps :)

but I meant regular liquid that most people would consume in a bar... beer, mixed drinks, water, pop..etc.

most people don't go to a bar to drink milk, lol

lol...
true....i've heard vodka helps but i dont plan on ever eating the thermo 911 again...my stomach ws messed up for days...my indian buddy that also tried 1 winger ws outside on the ground flailing around and saying over n over " fuck u j..fuck you j...fuck you j" :D
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Re: Worlds hottest sauce
« Reply #68 on: March 26, 2010, 09:05:16 PM »
the 911 actually has 3 levels...the original cluck u has another thats even hotter than the other 3..its called thermo 911...i've had it....and gotton sick from it...threw up hours later and it burned my nose coming out....my stomach hurt real bad for hours after...i dunno how i drove home :(
yes i ate 3 boneless wingers...that ws not fun..it ws just plain spicy with NO taste to it

That is what I had- thermo nuclear. I also could not drive after. Your body dumps huge amounts of endorphins from the capsaicin- I remember feeling pretty high for a while after haha.

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Re: Worlds hottest sauce
« Reply #69 on: March 26, 2010, 09:06:40 PM »
That is what I had- thermo nuclear. I also could not drive after. Your body dumps huge amounts of endorphins from the capsaicin- I remember feeling pretty high for a while after haha.
i ws supposed to go to the library to study...actually made it there when the stomach ache started....then driving i ws doubled over my steering wheel and had to stop by the side of the road twice to puke...
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Re: Worlds hottest sauce
« Reply #70 on: March 26, 2010, 09:13:34 PM »
i ws supposed to go to the library to study...actually made it there when the stomach ache started....then driving i ws doubled over my steering wheel and had to stop by the side of the road twice to puke...

That sounds pretty par on with what I experienced ...lol

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Re: Worlds hottest sauce
« Reply #71 on: March 26, 2010, 09:16:37 PM »
i ws supposed to go to the library to study...actually made it there when the stomach ache started....then driving i ws doubled over my steering wheel and had to stop by the side of the road twice to puke...

Yeah I gagged myself in the bathroom both times. Not fun but I could tell letting it sit in my stomach was a bad idea.

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Re: Worlds hottest sauce
« Reply #72 on: March 27, 2010, 02:31:45 AM »
haha for a few posts i was thinking, 'i have to try this' but then by the end of the thread im thinking, 'why do something thats only going to cause me pain and injury, may as well chew on some broken glass'

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Re: Worlds hottest sauce
« Reply #73 on: March 28, 2010, 01:45:13 PM »
haha for a few posts i was thinking, 'i have to try this' but then by the end of the thread im thinking, 'why do something thats only going to cause me pain and injury, may as well chew on some broken glass'

I am stupidly  competitive at everything I do thus if you eat spicy shit I MUST be able to eat spicier shit. Character flaw most likely. I do enjoy eating spicy food but taking it to the extreme is definitely not healthy nor tasty.

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Re: Worlds hottest sauce
« Reply #74 on: March 28, 2010, 01:59:45 PM »
I dont know why people bother - its masks the taste of any food.