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I can see from this article that any lame ass excuse is being developed to justify x-raying and humiliating women. This is so ridiculous it is not even funny...

Terrorists 'could use exploding breast implants to blow up jet'

Breast-implants packed with explosives could be used by terrorists to blow up an airliner, experts have reportedly warned.
 

By Heidi Blake
Published: 8:36AM GMT 24 Mar 2010


Breast implants packed with explosives could be used to blow up an airliner, experts are said to have warned

Radical Islamist plastic surgeons could be carrying out the implant operations in lawless areas of Pakistan, security sources are said to warned.

Explosives experts have reportedly said just five ounces of Pentaerythritol Tetrabitrate packed into a breast implant would be enough to blow a “considerable” hole in the side of a jumbo jet.
 
It would be virtually possible for airport security scanners to detect the explosive if hidden inside a breast, medics have said.

Joseph Farah, a terrorism expert, told The Sun: "Women suicide bombers recruited by al-Qaeda are known to have had the explosives inserted in their breasts under techniques similar to breast enhancing surgery."

Plastic surgeons may also have inserted the chemical into the buttocks of would-be suicide bombers.

The discovery was reportedly made after Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab, a London-educated Nigerian, attempted to blow up an airliner bound for Detroit on Christmas day with explosives packed into his underpants.

Hours after his attack failed, British intelligence services reportedly picked up “chatter” from Pakistan and Yemen that alerted them to the bizarre new method.

One plastic surgeon told The Sun: "Properly inserted the implant would be virtually impossible to detect by the usual airport scanning machines.

"You would need to subject a suspect to a sophisticated X-ray. Given that the explosive would be inserted in a sealed plastic sachet, and would be a small amount, would make it all the more impossible to spot it with the usual body scanner."
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Re: Terrorists 'Could Use Exploding Beast Implants To Blow Up Jet'
« Reply #1 on: March 24, 2010, 08:30:25 PM »
Clearly, since x-rays would be ineffective, the only thing left is to give women a thorough physical breast exam.

I'll be submitting my application to the TSA tomorrow...

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Re: Terrorists 'Could Use Exploding Beast Implants To Blow Up Jet'
« Reply #2 on: March 24, 2010, 08:38:22 PM »
Clearly, since x-rays would be ineffective, the only thing left is to give women a thorough physical breast exam.

I'll be submitting my application to the TSA tomorrow...

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Re: Terrorists 'Could Use Exploding Beast Implants To Blow Up Jet'
« Reply #3 on: March 24, 2010, 08:44:01 PM »
wonder if its due to ann coulters remarks??

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Re: Terrorists 'Could Use Exploding Beast Implants To Blow Up Jet'
« Reply #4 on: March 24, 2010, 09:14:26 PM »
lol

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Re: Terrorists 'Could Use Exploding Beast Implants To Blow Up Jet'
« Reply #5 on: March 24, 2010, 09:28:46 PM »
Clearly, since x-rays would be ineffective, the only thing left is to give women a thorough physical breast exam.

I'll be submitting my application to the TSA tomorrow...
me too and Ill be voluntering for overtime as well  ;D

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Re: Terrorists 'Could Use Exploding Beast Implants To Blow Up Jet'
« Reply #6 on: March 24, 2010, 10:18:14 PM »
me too and Ill be voluntering for overtime as well  ;D

They're not all stunners out there - Imagine doing the overweight 60 year old  :-X

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Re: Terrorists 'Could Use Exploding Beast Implants To Blow Up Jet'
« Reply #7 on: March 24, 2010, 10:41:32 PM »
They're not all stunners out there - Imagine doing the overweight 60 year old  :-X
gotta take the good with the bad my friend...if it wasnt for pain you would know no pleasure

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Re: Terrorists 'Could Use Exploding Beast Implants To Blow Up Jet'
« Reply #8 on: March 24, 2010, 10:53:58 PM »
This is such BS it ain't funny.  ::)  I challenge them to name me one suicide bomber who hid the explosive in their breast implant. inafct, I challenge them to name one person who smuggled anything in through a breast implant. on the other hand, ...we know of many men who have secreted things away in their anuses. there was the guy the other day who was caught trying to board a plane with rocks in his anus, claiming he had a rare medical condition and only got relief from rocks in his anus. Why haven't see ween demands for anal probing at airport security checkpoints?

I'm waiting for the headline that reads "Terrorists are smuggling explosives in their anuses"

I think that's when it starts to get interesting. All the neocons would be screaming how pointless it would be to try to search everyone, so let's not search anyone.  ...all except maybe Craig, Foley, and a few others. They might actually welcome it. Hey Tony, ...would you still be up for the overtime?  ;D
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Re: Terrorists 'Could Use Exploding Beast Implants To Blow Up Jet'
« Reply #9 on: March 24, 2010, 11:35:15 PM »
This is such BS it ain't funny.  ::)  I challenge them to name me one suicide bomber who hid the explosive in their breast implant. inafct, I challenge them to name one person who smuggled anything in through a breast implant. on the other hand, ...we know of many men who have secreted things away in their anuses. there was the guy the other day who was caught trying to board a plane with rocks in his anus, claiming he had a rare medical condition and only got relief from rocks in his anus. Why haven't see ween demands for anal probing at airport security checkpoints?

I'm waiting for the headline that reads "Terrorists are smuggling explosives in their anuses"

I think that's when it starts to get interesting. All the neocons would be screaming how pointless it would be to try to search everyone, so let's not search anyone.  ...all except maybe Craig, Foley, and a few others. They might actually welcome it. Hey Tony, ...would you still be up for the overtime?  ;D
calm down now darling...the article isnt advocating feeling a women up its advocating xrays hense youre alter egos CT...

actually I think someone already did try to sneak explosives on a plane in their ass...not positive though.

and now I would not be up for searching dudes asses but I have a feeling these might be union jobs and I could just cry to them about only wanting to search women and while im at it throw in from the age of 18 - 45 preferably with C's or better  ;)

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Re: Terrorists 'Could Use Exploding Beast Implants To Blow Up Jet'
« Reply #10 on: March 25, 2010, 12:52:58 AM »
Ok - so we just need to look out for a dark skinned, bearded man wearing a turban and sporting a large pair of breasts ?

Seems fairly simple to spot.

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Re: Terrorists 'Could Use Exploding Beast Implants To Blow Up Jet'
« Reply #11 on: March 25, 2010, 02:16:22 AM »
Ok - so we just need to look out for a dark skinned, bearded man wearing a turban and sporting a large pair of breasts ?

Seems fairly simple to spot.

I don't think that would work. I heard they shave themselves in order to meet Allah.

All TSA officials should be on the look out for ... Buddha?   :-\   :D


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