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Hi guys it's me Wiggs
« on: March 25, 2010, 01:16:22 AM »
First off the diet is going well. I was 249 this morning. Down from 258.5 on March 8.  Not bad for 2 weeks.  I see veins coming in my forearms and my clothes are already getting a little looser.  This is the first time i've eaten carbs while dieting and I gotta say I can't believe I didn't do it before cause I'd suffer and now I am enjoying life.

But on to more pressing business...I'm going to get my DNA analyzed because as many of you know, I'm a mutt.  I'd like to know what part of Africa the black of me is from, and I have white on my mothers and fathers side and it's come to my attention that my mothers side is French and fathers side is some sort of Jew (Yeah I know, Jew isn't a race but you get what I mean).  I gotta say I'm pretty fucked up over the Jew thing and I don't know how to feel...I gotta have some sort of proof or I'll go fucking crazy.

Fellas what do I do I am indeed a negro-jew?  Am I doubly fucked now?  According to orthodox jew way unless my mother and grandmother are jews, then I'm not jew.  But modern jews are more loose in the interpretation.

P.S.  I have a loaded gun ready to pull the trigger if I get certain results..

Thanks for reading your buddy,

Milton Glein Wigginstein III
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Re: Hi guys it's me Wiggs
« Reply #1 on: March 25, 2010, 01:20:26 AM »
Dude that's jacked a black jew, its all good you are on the cutting edge ;D . Stay withe carbs bro just cut calories unless you are going for a show or something carbs = energy.
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Re: Hi guys it's me Wiggs
« Reply #2 on: March 25, 2010, 01:22:55 AM »
Quote from: Mr Nobody on March 25, 2010, 01:20:26 AM
Dude that's jacked a black jew, its all good you are on the cutting edge ;D . Stay withe carbs bro just cut calories unless you are going for a show or something carbs = energy.

I might have to go back to Whole Foods and find that old Jew gentleman I accosted and beg for forgiveness.
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Re: Hi guys it's me Wiggs
« Reply #3 on: March 25, 2010, 01:23:32 AM »
Quote from: Wiggs on March 25, 2010, 01:22:55 AM
I might have to go back to Whole Foods and find that old Jew gentleman I accosted and beg for forgiveness.
;D karma is a bitch
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Re: Hi guys it's me Wiggs
« Reply #4 on: March 25, 2010, 01:26:26 AM »
Quote from: Mr Nobody on March 25, 2010, 01:23:32 AM
;D karma is a bitch

My wife is Caucasian from Northern Germany...Hitler would be proud of her choice in men :'(

BTW I'm serious, no joke about the jew thing.
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Re: Hi guys it's me Wiggs
« Reply #5 on: March 25, 2010, 01:29:15 AM »
Quote from: Wiggs on March 25, 2010, 01:16:22 AM
First off the diet is going well. I was 249 this morning. Down from 258.5 on March 8.  Not bad for 2 weeks.  I see veins coming in my forearms and my clothes are already getting a little looser.  This is the first time i've eaten carbs while dieting and I gotta say I can't believe I didn't do it before cause I'd suffer and now I am enjoying life.

But on to more pressing business...I'm going to get my DNA analyzed because as many of you know, I'm a mutt.  I'd like to know what part of Africa the black of me is from, and I have white on my mothers and fathers side and it's come to my attention that my mothers side is French and fathers side is some sort of Jew (Yeah I know, Jew isn't a race but you get what I mean).  I gotta say I'm pretty fucked up over the Jew thing and I don't know how to feel...I gotta have some sort of proof or I'll go fucking crazy.

Fellas what do I do I am indeed a negro-jew?  Am I doubly fucked now?  According to orthodox jew way unless my mother and grandmother are jews, then I'm not jew.  But modern jews are more loose in the interpretation.

P.S.  I have a loaded gun ready to pull the trigger if I get certain results..

Thanks for reading your buddy,

Milton Glein Wigginstein III

You should go on ancestry.com, I've traced most of my family lines back to between 1700 and 1400... 
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Re: Hi guys it's me Wiggs
« Reply #6 on: March 25, 2010, 01:31:01 AM »
Quote from: Wiggs on March 25, 2010, 01:22:55 AM
I might have to go back to Whole Foods and find that old Jew gentleman I accosted and beg for forgiveness.

That's fucking hilarious.... hahahahahahahah

You got the body of an African and the mind of a Jew, good stuff!
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Re: Hi guys it's me Wiggs
« Reply #7 on: March 25, 2010, 01:32:40 AM »
Quote from: Eyeball Chambers on March 25, 2010, 01:31:01 AM
That's fucking hilarious.... hahahahahahahah

You got the body of an African and the mind of a Jew, good stuff!
Like posted before Wiggs is on the cutting edge and he is white. ;D
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Re: Hi guys it's me Wiggs
« Reply #8 on: March 25, 2010, 01:34:11 AM »
Hi Wiggs,  glad you're well. 
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Re: Hi guys it's me Wiggs
« Reply #9 on: March 25, 2010, 01:34:54 AM »
Quote from: Mr Nobody on March 25, 2010, 01:32:40 AM
Like posted before Wiggs is on the cutting edge and he is white. ;D

Exactly, haha......

An Aryan superman in the truest sense of the word!

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Re: Hi guys it's me Wiggs
« Reply #10 on: March 25, 2010, 01:35:53 AM »
Quote from: Eyeball Chambers on March 25, 2010, 01:34:54 AM
Exactly, haha......

An Caucasian superman in the truest sense of the word!


See all the jokes about Wiggs being white are coming true. ;D
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Re: Hi guys it's me Wiggs
« Reply #11 on: March 25, 2010, 01:36:20 AM »
Quote from: Eyeball Chambers on March 25, 2010, 01:29:15 AM
You should go on ancestry.com, I've traced most of my family lines back to between 1700 and 1400...  

I can't find anything.  DNA doesn't lie so I'm going to pay the $318.00 to analyze the maternal and paternal lines.  I gotta know, I just gotta.
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Re: Hi guys it's me Wiggs
« Reply #12 on: March 25, 2010, 01:40:04 AM »
Quote from: Wiggs on March 25, 2010, 01:36:20 AM
I can't find anything.  DNA doesn't lie so I'm going to pay the $338.00 to analyze the maternal and paternal lines.  I gotta know, I just gotta.

How do they do that?  I mean how do they find people to match you with?

I'd like to see which obese Scottish fuckers I'm related too...

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Re: Hi guys it's me Wiggs
« Reply #13 on: March 25, 2010, 01:40:04 AM »
Quote from: Mr Nobody on March 25, 2010, 01:35:53 AM
See all the jokes about Wiggs being white are coming true. ;D

I knew about the white I just didn't know what (I thought it was British) but like a sneaky negro I had to go snooping and try and unearth things and now I can't close the box I opened...
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Re: Hi guys it's me Wiggs
« Reply #14 on: March 25, 2010, 01:41:40 AM »
Quote from: Eyeball Chambers on March 25, 2010, 01:40:04 AM
How do they do that?  I mean how do they find people to match you with?

I'd like to see which obese Scottish fuckers I'm related too...



Here you go: http://www.dnaancestryproject.com/ydna_intro_ancestry.php
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Re: Hi guys it's me Wiggs
« Reply #15 on: March 25, 2010, 01:42:04 AM »
Quote from: Wiggs on March 25, 2010, 01:40:04 AM
I knew about the white I just didn't know what (I thought it was British) but like a sneaky negro I had to go snooping and try and unearth things and now I can't close the box I opened...
You gotsta know wiggs you cant leave this open as a cold case.
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Re: Hi guys it's me Wiggs
« Reply #16 on: March 25, 2010, 01:42:57 AM »
Quote from: Wiggs on March 25, 2010, 01:41:40 AM
Here you go: http://www.dnaancestryproject.com/ydna_intro_ancestry.php

Thank you, that's fucking awesome!  I'm going to see if ksa_triceps will pay for it for me!

Can you please post more on the political board?
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Re: Hi guys it's me Wiggs
« Reply #17 on: March 25, 2010, 01:45:29 AM »
Do you fit in with black folks Wiggs? 

Or are you closer to the white devil?

 ???

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Re: Hi guys it's me Wiggs
« Reply #18 on: March 25, 2010, 01:46:30 AM »
Quote from: Eyeball Chambers on March 25, 2010, 01:42:57 AM
Thank you,

Can you please post more on the political board?


Politics tire me out and induces too many meltdowns in me.  That Jew thread is pretty awesome though.  Once confirmed that I'm Jew, I gotta figure out where I gotta go to get my piece of the Jew world domination ::)
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Re: Hi guys it's me Wiggs
« Reply #19 on: March 25, 2010, 01:48:42 AM »
Quote from: Wiggs on March 25, 2010, 01:46:30 AM
Politics tire me out and induces too many meltdowns in me.  That Jew thread is pretty awesome though.  Once confirmed that I'm Jew, I gotta figure out where I gotta go to get my piece of the Jew world domination ::)
You should look up some rich relatives bro.
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Re: Hi guys it's me Wiggs
« Reply #20 on: March 25, 2010, 01:50:24 AM »
You remember a long time ago when I said that you would be a very expensive slave?  Your value just doubled!  ;D
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Re: Hi guys it's me Wiggs
« Reply #21 on: March 25, 2010, 01:51:33 AM »
Quote from: Eyeball Chambers on March 25, 2010, 01:45:29 AM
Do you fit in with black folks Wiggs?  

Or are you closer to the white devil?

 ???



Physically, I fit in with blacks.  Mentally, Jew or caucasian...(no racist against blacks)
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Re: Hi guys it's me Wiggs
« Reply #22 on: March 25, 2010, 01:53:15 AM »
Quote from: Eyeball Chambers on March 25, 2010, 01:50:24 AM
You remember a long time ago when I said that you would be a very expensive slave?  Your value just doubled!  ;D

 ;D

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Re: Hi guys it's me Wiggs
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Re: Hi guys it's me Wiggs
« Reply #24 on: March 25, 2010, 02:01:48 AM »
Quote from: Eyeball Chambers on March 25, 2010, 01:50:24 AM
You remember a long time ago when I said that you would be a very expensive slave?  Your value just doubled!  ;D

Yaroni, Once it's proven I have the blood of the sons Israel, will you accept me as one of your own or treat me like an Ethiopian Jew >:(
I expect to have a Bar Mitzvah
I will convert asap (I'm not giving up Christmas though)
I don't eat pork anyway.  I will eat Kosher.
I will support Israel....I already do 8)
I'm already circumcised
I'm already uber intelligent...thanks jew genetics 8) (no racist against black)
I'm packing my bags and heading to the motherland in Jerusalem to fight the good fight and will settle down with a nice Israeli woman.

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