Hi guys it's me Wiggs

[Mr Nobody]

Yaroni, Once it's proven I have the blood of the sons Israel, will you accept me as one of your own or treat me like an Ethiopian Jew
I expect to have a Bar Mitzvah
I will convert asap (I'm not giving up Christmas though)
I don't eat pork anyway.  I will eat Kosher.
I will support Israel....I already do
I'm already circumcised
I'm already uber intelligent...thanks jew genetics (no racist against black)
I'm packing my bags and heading to the motherland in Jerusalem to fight the good fight and will settle down with a nice Israeli women.

Wiggs has it all now with this discovery, black athleticism with mind a money of a jew, you cant beat that shit.

[Wiggs]

Wiggs has it all now with this discovery, black athleticism with mind a money of a jew, you cant beat that shit.

I was quite the awesome athelete, American football, capt of the tennis team, Volleyball and track.   in high school in addition to an awesome scholar...BUT I was an outcast as I was in JROTC and dressed differently and acted different from other young men during that time.  Jeans, polo shirt and a sports blazer on most days....I'm not kidding.  I have no clue WTF I was thinking. Oh yeah, I either had an S-Curl, dyed my hair dennis rodman blonde or relaxed my hair and dyed it. ( clearly some race confusion)  I tried to be cool my senior year by wearing those tight spandex shirt showing off my 180lb ripped bod...Oh brother.  I thought I was quite the catch... Bench 320, Squat 440.  I got accepted into the Westpoint but declined over a fucking cu nt...That my friend is another story.

[Mr Nobody]

I was quite the awesome athelete, American football, capt of the tennis team, Volleyball and track.  in high school in addition to an awesome scholar...BUT I was an outcast as I was in JROTC and dressed differently and acted different from other young men during that time.  Jeans, polo shirt and a sports blazer on most days....I'm not kidding.  I have no clue WTF I was thinking. Oh yeah, I either had an S-Curl, dyed my hair dennis rodman blonde or relaxed my hair and dyed it.  I tried to be cool my senior year by wearing those tight spandex shirt showing off my 180lb ripped bod...Oh brother.  I thought I was quite the catch... Bench 320, Squat 440.  I got accepted into the Westpoint but declined over a fucking cu nt...That my friend is another story.

Total confusion bro you got to figure this out or torment will set in quickly.

[Wiggs]

Total confusion bro you got to figure this out or torment will set in quickly.

I'm scared

[Kwon]

First off the diet is going well. I was 249 this morning. Down from 258.5 on March 8.  Not bad for 2 weeks.  I see veins coming in my forearms and my clothes are already getting a little looser.  This is the first time i've eaten carbs while dieting and I gotta say I can't believe I didn't do it before cause I'd suffer and now I am enjoying life.

But on to more pressing business...I'm going to get my DNA analyzed because as many of you know, I'm a mutt.  I'd like to know what part of Africa the black of me is from, and I have white on my mothers and fathers side and it's come to my attention that my mothers side is French and fathers side is some sort of Jew (Yeah I know, Jew isn't a race but you get what I mean).  I gotta say I'm pretty fucked up over the Jew thing and I don't know how to feel...I gotta have some sort of proof or I'll go fucking crazy.

Fellas what do I do I am indeed a negro-jew?  Am I doubly fucked now?  According to orthodox jew way unless my mother and grandmother are jews, then I'm not jew.  But modern jews are more loose in the interpretation.

P.S.  I have a loaded gun ready to pull the trigger if I get certain results..

Thanks for reading your buddy,

Milton Glein Wigginstein III

If i were you, i wouldn't worry too much.

It's all in your mind though.

If it bothers you, it bothers you, nothing more to say there.

Searching and investigating Ancestry is an interesting thing though! Always wondered who my ancestors were, where they came from (many many generations ago), if someone was a historic figure etc.

[dr.chimps]

I can't find anything.  DNA doesn't lie so I'm going to pay the $318.00 to analyze the maternal and paternal lines.  I gotta know, I just gotta.

Good luck, bro. Let's just hope there's not a Goodrum in the woodpile.   

[Wiggs]

Good luck, bro. Let's just hope there's not a Goodrum in the woodpile.   

Motherfuck NO!!!  Vince is a somewhat intelligent guy and I don't even care that he's gay but he gives me the fucking creeps.  Something about him makes me want go down the other isle in the grocery store.

[Fatpanda]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/8550614.stm

you may be decended from the Lost Jewish tribe found in Zimbabwe ! 

[polychronopolous]

good luck wiggs

[tendonitis]

so you're okay with being a negro but being jewish is a problem?
interesting

[Wiggs]

so you're okay with being a negro but being jewish is a problem?
interesting

I don't know what your race is but imagine finding out you had roots of a group of people you didn't hate but had certain opinions of the negative type about...
It's only a problem if I want it to be...This is the last thing I expected lets say that.

[johnnynoname]

so if you are, indeed, half black and half jew then does that mean that you'll rob yourself and then not complain about it but instead become super liberal and fight for your other half's civil rights
















it was funnier in my head

[Kwon]

Salvatore sure can be witty at times! 

[Wiggs]

so if you are, indeed, half black and half jew then does that mean that you'll rob yourself and then not complain about it but instead become super liberal and fight for your other half's civil rights

I wouldn't be half. Less than that.















it was funnier in my head

[Eyeball Chambers]

so if you are, indeed, half black and half jew then does that mean that you'll rob yourself and then not complain about it but instead become super liberal and fight for your other half's civil rights
















it was funnier in my head

hahahahah

[johnnynoname]

Salvatore sure can be witty at times! 

ouch

[haider]

LMAO, brutal self-ownage there wiggs

[slate]

sorry wiggs, no time to read thread-need to get my name in last post list

i am sure this was an wonderfully interesting thread- KEEP GOING GUYS, NOTHING TO SEE HERE