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This dude is caked up...I thought he hit the jackpot with Sandra...turns out..he is ballin too

Forbes estimates her net worth at $85mm and sources put his net worth at just over $100-125mm. I hope he had a prenup.



Jesse James is an unlikely business mogul with a net worth estimated at over $100 million. Over the last 10 years James has built a $200 million a year empire off of West Coast Choppers. West Coast Choppers started humbly in 1992 out of a friend’s garage in Long Beach California. Since then it has grown into a massive merchandising and lifestyle empire which includes a clothing line that is sold in Wal Mart, multiple TV shows, a magazine, fast food restaurants, and more. And as if he wasn’t lucky enough, Jesse happens to be married to Academy Award winner Sandra Bullock who herself has a net worth of $85 million. His show “Monster Garage” is one of the highest rated shows on the Discovery Channel.

In the beginning Jesse himself built each bike from scratch, the company now has over 50 employees all working out of an 18,000 square foot warehouse. A West Coast Chopper bike fetches anywhere from $60,000 – $150,000. His custom cars can fetch even more. James has sold bikes to many celebrities including Shaquille O’Neal, Keanu Reeves, Kid Rock and the model Tyson Beckford.

Recently Jesse James was accused of cheating on Sandra Bullock with a tattooed internet web cam model named Michelle “Bombshell” McGee. This has set off a whirl of speculation and rumors about a potential split between him and Bullock. How would Jesse James’s net worth be affected in a divorce? Only time will tell…


Are you fuckin kiddin me?

I guess once you hit walmart..thats when the big bucks start rollin in

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Re: Jessee James!!!!!...yeah coach...he is your neighbor..we know
« Reply #1 on: March 25, 2010, 11:44:12 AM »
You would think a guy with that kinda loot could do better than that nasty-ass skank he was banging......disgusting.

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« Reply #2 on: March 25, 2010, 11:55:49 AM »
You would think a guy with that kinda loot could do better than that nasty-ass skank he was banging......disgusting.

The issue with Jesse is that he was married to a porn star. Dude was used to freaky sex.  Who knows what the fuck she was into , plus the threesomes, foursomes etc... fucking all coked up.  Then he marries a normal chick in Sandra, beautiful but boring compare to his EX.  Once you get that freaky sex it's hard to go back to status quo sex.  The tatoo bitch is ugly but he isn't good looking himself, she probably was a freak who sucked his ass and balls for hours.

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« Reply #3 on: March 25, 2010, 11:57:23 AM »
The issue with Jesse is that he was married to a porn star. Dude was used to freaky sex.  Who knows what the fuck she was into , plus the threesomes, foursomes etc... fucking all coked up.  Then he marries a normal chick in Sandra, beautiful but boring compare to his EX.  Once you get that freaky sex it's hard to go back to status quo sex.  The tatoo bitch is ugly but he isn't good looking himself, she probably was a freak who sucked his ass and balls for hours.

hahaha, you are probably right.  Amazing that Sandra would date, let alone marry, a guy who was married with kids to a drug-addicted porn star.....she can't be surprised by the result.

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« Reply #4 on: March 25, 2010, 12:00:38 PM »
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The issue with Jesse is that he was married to a porn star. Dude was used to freaky sex.  Who knows what the fuck she was into , plus the threesomes, foursomes etc... fucking all coked up.  Then he marries a normal chick in Sandra, beautiful but boring compare to his EX.  Once you get that freaky sex it's hard to go back to status quo sex.  The tatoo bitch is ugly but he isn't good looking himself, she probably was a freak who sucked his ass and balls for hours.

Quoted and bolded for truth and emphasis.

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« Reply #5 on: March 25, 2010, 12:01:37 PM »
Quoted and bolded for truth and emphasis.

 ;D

thats fuckin hilarious

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« Reply #6 on: March 25, 2010, 12:03:00 PM »
Sandra should have known before taking the marriage step with Jesse that she was potentially getting into a mess.  Just take a look at his ex-wife Janine....she is white trash tatted-up porn star who has been in the adult entertainment biz forever.  His first wife should have been a red flag to Bullock that she was getting in over her head.  

They both seem like pretty cool people (at least their public personas) but definitely a mismatch for marriage.

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« Reply #7 on: March 25, 2010, 12:10:49 PM »
I bet Sandra didn't want to suck jelly out of Jessee's ass because she didn't want to break her adkins diet. He probably had to settle with 5 minutes of missionary, maybe some doggy and cumming inside his condom scheduled two weeks in advance.

I can guarantee you the neonazi slut did some efukt.com type freaky shit for him.

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« Reply #8 on: March 25, 2010, 12:15:00 PM »
I bet Sandra didn't want to suck jelly out of Jessee's ass because she didn't want to break her adkins diet. He probably had to settle with 5 minutes of missionary, maybe some doggy and cumming inside his condom scheduled two weeks in advance.

I can guarantee you the neonazi slut did some efukt.com type freaky shit for him.

I say you are spot on.

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« Reply #9 on: March 25, 2010, 12:17:55 PM »
Jesse must have been really really drunk when engaging with that girl with the tattooed forehead.

Bullock is much better.
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Re: Jessee James!!!!!...yeah coach...he is your neighbor..we know
« Reply #10 on: March 25, 2010, 12:23:57 PM »
Jesse hasn't drank in years.

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« Reply #11 on: March 25, 2010, 12:25:59 PM »
Jesse hasn't drank in years.

Never trust a man who won't have a beer with you.

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« Reply #12 on: March 25, 2010, 12:31:12 PM »
Never trust a man who won't have a beer with you.


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« Reply #13 on: March 25, 2010, 12:31:55 PM »


haha, and don't trust some that will.... ;D

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« Reply #14 on: March 25, 2010, 12:34:43 PM »
I can see no reason why any man would choose that tattooed forehead over Sandra.

Maybe he and Sandra had a dispute at the time, and he met the tattoo in a club somewhere.

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« Reply #15 on: March 25, 2010, 12:35:04 PM »
Jesse hasn't drank in years.

Were you with him all the time??

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« Reply #16 on: March 25, 2010, 12:36:05 PM »
any pics of this chick he boned?
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« Reply #17 on: March 25, 2010, 12:37:04 PM »
I can see no reason why any man would choose that tattooed forehead over Sandra.

Maybe he and Sandra had a dispute at the time, and he met the tattoo in a club somewhere.



affy wrote everything you need to know.

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I bet Sandra didn't want to suck jelly out of Jessee's ass because she didn't want to break her adkins diet. He probably had to settle with 5 minutes of missionary, maybe some doggy and cumming inside his condom scheduled two weeks in advance.

I can guarantee you the neonazi slut did some efukt.com type freaky shit for him

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« Reply #18 on: March 25, 2010, 12:38:43 PM »
any pics of this chick he boned?

She's a real cutie.  ::)






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« Reply #19 on: March 25, 2010, 12:39:05 PM »
I can see no reason why any man would choose that tattooed forehead over Sandra.

Maybe he and Sandra had a dispute at the time, and he met the tattoo in a club somewhere.



Don't matter if they were fighting, or whatever IMO but supposedly michelle mcgee contacted him via his myspace or facebook

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« Reply #20 on: March 25, 2010, 12:43:04 PM »
I can see no reason why any man would choose that tattooed forehead over Sandra.

Maybe he and Sandra had a dispute at the time, and he met the tattoo in a club somewhere.


maybe sandra is frigid. Just because she looks good -to some of you- doesnt mean she a sex beast.

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« Reply #21 on: March 25, 2010, 12:44:23 PM »
maybe sandra is frigid. Just because she looks good -to some of you- doesnt mean she a sex beast.

no shit.  that nazi bitch up there looks like she'll do ANYTHING.
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« Reply #22 on: March 25, 2010, 12:45:32 PM »
maybe sandra is frigid. Just because she looks good -to some of you- doesnt mean she a sex beast.

Even if she likes sex, it's what affy wrote. She'll never do the extreme stuff that he could do with the tattoo slut or the porn wife.

I doubt Sandra is the type that likes to get jizzed on or do S/M stuff.

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« Reply #23 on: March 25, 2010, 12:46:37 PM »
no shit.  that nazi bitch up there looks like she'll do ANYTHING.

Yeah, i wonder if Sandra would let herself getting fucked up the ass while wearing a SS-uniform and screaming SIEG HEIL at the top of her lungs.

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« Reply #24 on: March 25, 2010, 01:29:26 PM »
His marriage to Bullock cemented him as the ultimate poser...Sure he's rich as fuck now but selling your shit in walmart for pennies on the dollar screams conformist...The dude sold out and he sold out big...But 200 million a year is pretty freak'n impressive anyway you slice it...However he now turned himself into the yuppie he once hated...And once you cross that line, there's no going back...